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The simulator is down and we are trying to fix it. Nobody cares about your conspiracy theories. Zarel can give updates in this thread if he wishes, but there's no particular point in leaving it open, since there is nothing to discuss.
The only other well-known simulator out there is PO, and I know them well enough that they would never do something like this. Their website's also gotten hit by DDoSes in the past.