Technician
Levitate
Side Poll 2: No
To be honest, I'm not very fond of having both the new move poll and the ability poll in one thread. If this gets Technician, there's no need for a new move in my opinion, but otherwise, I do want this thing to have a Special move that doesn't cap at 70 BP. Above is just my overall vote if this concern gets no echo.
For the abilities, Technician is my favourite one that also makes sense to me art-wise. I know art-wise is secondary, though, but still. I have nothing against a Pokemon that gets lucky like 10-19% of the time in a match. Even if there turns out a lot of controversy about Ancientpower, we can always have a vote on whether it should get Ancientpower or be stuck with 59-60 BP HP Rock.
Levitate is secondary, because it'll help him a lot. I feel that this thing should actually not have a lot of opportunity to switch in, but the other abilities aren't of much help to him, so bleh.
For genderless, it doesn't matter competitively, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say that if this thing had a penis/vagina, it would be floating along with one of its limbs. Which is disturbing.
I hope the 93 people (at the moment this is being typed) who want this pokemon to be genderless all understand that genderless pokemon don't get egg moves.
To be honest I didn't think of this, but I'm not too worried. It seems as if most of this thing's useful moves will come from Tutor/TMs, like with most Pokemon. If this thing were supportive like Fidgit, it would probably require the egg move slots, but in this case, things like Ice Beam and Earth Power can all be taught to it without breeding.