I one day stumbled across Chinese PSim, the Chinese version of Smogon. Due to how bad Google Translate is, auto-translating the posts on this website results in some... interesting statements. I've compiled a few here for your viewing pleasure. Some of the sets that the posters come up with on this website are also just out of this world. If you find any other funny ones, feel free to post them! The RMT section is a particularly great place to find some great sentences. A fun game with these is attempting to identify what certain mons get translated as. For example, super bad star is Toxapex, while huge steel armored crows are Corviknight.
Let's start of off with some highlights from my personal favorite RMT: Galer Scallion Duck
Insect-infested Dragon (peak1900+)
This team features some very interesting mons, highlighted by Infestation Expert Belt Dragapult.
Scallion pancakes (by mistake
Sirfetch'd @ Choice Band
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 28 HP / 252 Atk / 228 Spe
Adamant Nature
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Careful Nature
Hippowdon @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Def / 160 SpD
Impish Nature
Mantine @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
Dragapult @ Expert Belt
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
Variety
Ditto @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
Threat List
1) Bodybuilder Steel Armored Crow
2) Zella Aura
3) Migrant Workers
Bodybuilder Steel Armored Crow is Bulk Up Corviknight. Zella Aura is pretty clearly Zeraora. Migrant Workers, on the other hand, took me a while to figure out, but by comparing the Chinese characters for it and the names of Pokemon, I determined Migrant Workers to mean Conkeldurr. I agree with the OP that Migrant Workers really rough this team up.
Funnily enough, there is a craing team dump in the OU RMT section of Chinese PSim. It seems not even China is safe from that hot trash.
Another great RMT thread is the Wish of Dillusion-Wishing Star. Sadly, the RMT only includes 3 mons, but it is still chalk full of great quotes.
The OP first begins humbly:
This idea came from my good friend 67, because my good friend is a cultural desert (although I am also), so I will ghost this interesting idea. Sword and Shield’s dlc2 has been released for a while, and it’s nice to see the familiar z-snake. The core of this idea is z-snake and the wishing star.
As we all know, the wishing star can attract steel shields and electric shields such as fire steel, electric bird, steel bird, etc. These are the targets of z snakes, and the wishing star itself can be a fairy shield that counter z snakes can’t handle. some type of. Before explaining further, let me give this axis first.
We are then presented with the certified Chinese sets:
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 8 Def / 248 SpD
Calm Nature
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 12 SpD / 228 Spe
Adamant Nature
Ability: Misty Surge
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
Let me continue to explain. The core of this axis is the Z-snake, a super-powered turret. In the current environment, the Z-snake has a very limited counter. It has super durability and no blind spots. The range of strikes is both counter-attack and shield-breaking. Great. Therefore, the effect of the Wish of Disruption is that the wishing star attracts the Z-snake’s target and presses it out at the same time. At this time, the Z-snake cuts in. Once the opponent uses the fairy shield to shift the Z-snake, they will be maimed or even directly violent. Death, ideally, relying on this mode can always be looped. As for the role of fini is to let the z snake safely cut into objects such as broken fire steel. The configuration I gave is rather sloppy, just to illustrate this idea, please forgive me if there is any impropriety. Of course the wishing star of my good friend 67 is a suicide wish. In order to ensure that the Wishing Star can continue to shift gears, the fairy shield has also been changed to the Wishing configuration for the z-snake’s battery life. These are just the author’s ideas. Readers can follow their own wishes, except for the three given which I personally think are necessary. In addition to the composition, I think other configurations are more personalized parts. Finally, I will give a replay of 67 and I. Because of the time relationship at the time, the replay was a bit sloppy. I hope readers can just look at the general meaning.
To end things off, I'll point out my personal favorite set that I've taken from PSim China, stolen from the thread simply titled A Happy Thing.
Clefable @ Blunder Policy
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sing
- Belly Drum
- Play Rough
- Thunder Punch
While there is no description to go along with the set, I built a team with it for maroon for CAPPL, which he won with through a 6-0 Clefable Sweep.
There are plenty of great PSim China RMT threads out there (some other ones I like are 1600+ Headband Mantis Life Jade Skin and Misfortunes never come singly!). I figured I've enjoyed reading these so much that others should know of its existence.
Let's start of off with some highlights from my personal favorite RMT: Galer Scallion Duck
Insect-infested Dragon (peak1900+)This team features some very interesting mons, highlighted by Infestation Expert Belt Dragapult.
Scallion pancakes (by mistake
Sirfetch'd @ Choice Band
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 28 HP / 252 Atk / 228 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Close Combat
- First Impression
- Knock Off
- Poison Jab
My original intention of Poison Jab was to build an ou team around a relatively unpopular Pokémon. Usually, the purpose of this configuration is to break the shield through high-powered close combat. In addition, the rich skill pool of scallion pancakes can help him weaken the exchanged Pokémon through blind-filling skills, such as attacking Pikexi through poison bursts. The scallion pancakes are also knocked down to cooperate with teammates to kill the opponent's meal to limit the opponent's recovery, or to save the high-speed Pokémon with a head-on attack, such as the Scarf Dragon (the headscarf is indeed one), or to break the opponent's stand-in. Thanks to his characteristic "guts" scallion pancakes can also be exchanged for ghost Pokémon with Douben strikes, reducing the pressure of pre-reading.
In the distribution of effort value, the extreme attack guaranteed the strength and the 228 points speed helped the scallion pancake to come over to Ghost Sword and Vulture Na. The remaining effort is allocated to hp to improve the attacking ability of the scallion pancake.
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpD / 32 Spe
Careful Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Thunder Wave
- Wish
- Iron Head
I chose the Wishing Star for the second Pokémon from Iron Head . The Wishing Star was able to block Polk’s aircraft and Picosi very well. Carrying electromagnetic waves can also play a speed control effect to help the scallion pancakes cause greater damage to the opposing team.
In terms of effort distribution, a full hp 224 points can eat the shadow ball of the glasses Dragon, although you will be 2ko but at least you can hax him through the electric horse. The 32-speed guarantees that he is faster than the full-speed Steel Soldier and other 70-speed Pokémon.
Hippowdon @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Def / 160 SpD
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Slack Off
- Toxic
- Whirlwind's
third Pokémon , I decided to add Shahema as a physical shield to transfer +2 steel soldiers and +2 moles. This configuration can also help Shahema eat some special attack skills and will not be confirmed by the glasses dragon and evil dragon. one.
In terms of skills, earthquakes are carried to strike against Steel Soldiers and Moles (both can be confirmed), and the poison can also cause damage to other Pokémon. Blow-fly is used for anti-reinforcement and the helmet can rub ut damage (earth cat, roaring tiger, m big needle bee expresses strong condemnation)
Mantine @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defog
- Roost
- Scald
- Toxic
, the fourth Pokémon I joined is a giant winged flying fish rather than a popular surface toad king. For example, there are many gill ichthyosaurs on the ladder today, and the giant-winged flying fish of this configuration can fight the gill ichthyosaurs while providing the team with some special attack resistance. Giant winged flying fish rely on his Gotenite to be able to take on many special attacks andconsume them with poisonous feathers.
Dragapult @ Expert Belt
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shadow Ball
- Draco Meteor
- Thunderbolt
- Infestation
Variety
Ditto @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Transform
I am very troubled with some scarf hands or some strengthening hands. And no one can do better in anti-enhancement than Variety Monster, so I chose Variety Monster as the final puzzle of the team.
Threat List
1) Bodybuilder Steel Armored Crow
2) Zella Aura
3) Migrant Workers
Bodybuilder Steel Armored Crow is Bulk Up Corviknight. Zella Aura is pretty clearly Zeraora. Migrant Workers, on the other hand, took me a while to figure out, but by comparing the Chinese characters for it and the names of Pokemon, I determined Migrant Workers to mean Conkeldurr. I agree with the OP that Migrant Workers really rough this team up.
Funnily enough, there is a craing team dump in the OU RMT section of Chinese PSim. It seems not even China is safe from that hot trash.
Another great RMT thread is the Wish of Dillusion-Wishing Star. Sadly, the RMT only includes 3 mons, but it is still chalk full of great quotes.
The OP first begins humbly:
This idea came from my good friend 67, because my good friend is a cultural desert (although I am also), so I will ghost this interesting idea. Sword and Shield’s dlc2 has been released for a while, and it’s nice to see the familiar z-snake. The core of this idea is z-snake and the wishing star.
As we all know, the wishing star can attract steel shields and electric shields such as fire steel, electric bird, steel bird, etc. These are the targets of z snakes, and the wishing star itself can be a fairy shield that counter z snakes can’t handle. some type of. Before explaining further, let me give this axis first.
We are then presented with the certified Chinese sets:
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 8 Def / 248 SpD
Calm Nature
- Body Slam
- Doom Desire
- Wish
- Protect
Ability: Aura Break
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 12 SpD / 228 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Thousand Arrows
- Outrage
- Extreme Speed
- Toxic
Ability: Misty Surge
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Moonblast
- Scald
- Knock Off
- Defog
Let me continue to explain. The core of this axis is the Z-snake, a super-powered turret. In the current environment, the Z-snake has a very limited counter. It has super durability and no blind spots. The range of strikes is both counter-attack and shield-breaking. Great. Therefore, the effect of the Wish of Disruption is that the wishing star attracts the Z-snake’s target and presses it out at the same time. At this time, the Z-snake cuts in. Once the opponent uses the fairy shield to shift the Z-snake, they will be maimed or even directly violent. Death, ideally, relying on this mode can always be looped. As for the role of fini is to let the z snake safely cut into objects such as broken fire steel. The configuration I gave is rather sloppy, just to illustrate this idea, please forgive me if there is any impropriety. Of course the wishing star of my good friend 67 is a suicide wish. In order to ensure that the Wishing Star can continue to shift gears, the fairy shield has also been changed to the Wishing configuration for the z-snake’s battery life. These are just the author’s ideas. Readers can follow their own wishes, except for the three given which I personally think are necessary. In addition to the composition, I think other configurations are more personalized parts. Finally, I will give a replay of 67 and I. Because of the time relationship at the time, the replay was a bit sloppy. I hope readers can just look at the general meaning.
To end things off, I'll point out my personal favorite set that I've taken from PSim China, stolen from the thread simply titled A Happy Thing.
Clefable @ Blunder Policy
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sing
- Belly Drum
- Play Rough
- Thunder Punch
While there is no description to go along with the set, I built a team with it for maroon for CAPPL, which he won with through a 6-0 Clefable Sweep.
There are plenty of great PSim China RMT threads out there (some other ones I like are 1600+ Headband Mantis Life Jade Skin and Misfortunes never come singly!). I figured I've enjoyed reading these so much that others should know of its existence.
