Complete this sentence...

McGrrr

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"Instead of working today, I ________"

I was working at a client's offices but my mind wandered (I'm moving out!). Fortunately, I had the privacy of my own room; unfortunately, I had no internet access. Behold my achievement:

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Instead of "working" today, I played Pokemon, read Smogon's forums, checked my email 10 times, and listened to This American Life for three hours.
 
Instead of working today, I slept in (8:30 AM, woo!), made a great breakfast, cleaned my house and watched Let's Make a Deal. Pretty awesome day.
 
I sanded a new nut for my bass guitar. I quit my summer job last week though because the semester is getting ready to start.

I see you shot the moon twice, props.
 
holy fuck how did you do that in Microsoft Hearts

seriously, that is impossible, did you hack the code or something

Instead of working today, I'm packing a suitcase to fly to London tomorrow and meet the OP.
 
Instead of working today, I went to see my doctor, sorted out my employment insurance application, watched weeds, and took a 3 hour nap.
 
Instead of working today, I participated in my first fantasy draft of this season and perused smogon and NFL.com. I also registered for my adult soccer league's fall season.

Boring I know -_-
 
Instead of working today, I wasted way too much fucking time in the comics thread.

And I tried reading Zaccheus' ridiculously long joke but lost focus halfway through.
 
this thread has way too many serious replies, I don't think you're getting it
 
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