corrupt a wish

[War Incarnate]

I wish I owned a Magic School Bus like Ms. Frizzle has.

Granted, but you're so bad at driving you constantly crash it into random objects.

I wish people wouldn't steal my wishes

Granted, but people will steal your wishes even more to the point where you run out of original ideas.

I wish I had the ability to request more wishes

I wish I had the ability to be the "Final Girl" in a horror movie (you know, the last character in a horror movie that outwits the antagonist and survives)

 

[snake]

Granted. But everything changes when the fire nation attacked, and when the world needed you most, you vanished.

I wish I owned a Magic School Bus like Ms. Frizzle has.

Granted, but you also become Ms. Frizzle.

I remembered to drink water today. Probably why I had the headache from earlier.

 

[ShootingStarmie]

I wish people wouldn't steal my wishes

Granted, but people will steal your wishes even more to the point where you run out of original ideas.

srslywtf

 

[LucarioOfLegends]

I wish I had the ability to be the "Final Girl" in a horror movie (you know, the last character in a horror movie that outwits the antagonist and survives)

Granted but you are the first to die in the sequel.

I wish for a dollar.

 

[snake]

Granted but you are the first to die in the sequel.

I wish for a dollar.

Granted, here's your dollar.

I wish I knew what to change my avatar to.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish I knew what to change my avatar to.

Granted, but you have so many ideas you end up running out of ideas for profile pictures

I wish I could think of a better Discord username other than my Smogon username

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Granted, here's your dollar.

I wish I knew what to change my avatar to.

Oh boy do I have a thread for you

 

[Rabia]

Granted, but you have so many ideas you end up running out of ideas for profile pictures

I wish I could think of a better Discord username other than my Smogon username

granted but it's the only thing you can ever think of; every day you live coming up with new really good usernames but nothing else

I wish there weren't several different brands of the same fucking orange soda; I'm tired of not knowing the difference between Sunkist, Fanta, and Crush

 

[Zyren]

Granted, but now that you know the difference it makes it near impossible for you to pick one.

I wish it didn't rain here for one day

 

[かたわれ時]

Granted, but now that you know the difference it makes it near impossible for you to pick one.

I wish it didn't rain here for one day

Granted, it doesn’t rain for one day every year; all other days it rains the entire day and night

I wish I was smart

 

[War Incarnate]

Granted but when you attempt to take an IQ test you do so good the people that moderate the test think you're cheating.

I wish I could jumpscare someone in a way that's actually good

 

[Zyren]

Granted, but the only person you get to do that to is yourself.

I wish I could learn more (non-coding) languages

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but the only person you get to do that to is yourself.

I wish I could learn more (non-coding) languages

Granted, but you forget every coding language along with English.

I wish Toby Fox makes more pokemon music.

 

[Airwind]

Granted, but you forget every coding language along with English.

I wish Toby Fox makes more pokemon music.

Granted, but every single music is just megalovania

I wish I could learn english

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but every single music is just megalovania

I wish I could learn english

Granted, but when you speak to anyone it sounds like your home language

I wish to have a PC

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but when you speak to anyone it sounds like your home language

I wish to have a PC

Granted. In this context, PC stands for Pineapples and Corn.

I wish for $2.

 

[Aizaik]

I wish for $2.

Granted; 200 pennies fall from the sky, pelting you like metal hailstones.

I wish for $3.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted; 200 pennies fall from the sky, pelting you like metal hailstones.

I wish for $3.

Granted, 300 pennies fall on you from the sky.

I wish my phone wasn't cracked.

 

[drampa's grandpa]

Granted, 300 pennies fall on you from the sky.

I wish my phone wasn't cracked.

Granted, an uncracked phone drops on you from the sky, miraculously remaining uncracked as it smashes into your skull.

As you respawn you notice that your inventory has returned to what it was when you last saved, including a cracked phone.

I wish there was a zombie reunion tour of the Beatles which I had tickets too and did not cause a zombie apocalypse because that's boring.

 

[kakaks]

Granted, an uncracked phone drops on you from the sky, miraculously remaining uncracked as it smashes into your skull.

As you respawn you notice that your inventory has returned to what it was when you last saved, including a cracked phone.

I wish there was a zombie reunion tour of the Beatles which I had tickets too and did not cause a zombie apocalypse because that's boring.

granted, but your city has gigantic traffic

i wish someone could tiebreak my strawpoll (https://www.strawpoll.me/20933318/r)

 

[Snoms]

Granted, but the strawpoll has to be deleted within 5 minutes.

I wish that the next wish isn't corrupted.

 

[War Incarnate]

Granted, but you're not allowed to make any more wishes (and the next wish is still corrupted)

I wish I could break a Nokia phone

 

[kakaks]

Granted, but you're not allowed to make any more wishes (and the next wish is still corrupted)

I wish I could break a Nokia phone

granted, but you have so much strengh that you destroy everything you touch

i wish the undertale comunity was better

 

[Snoms]

granted, but you have so much strengh that you destroy everything you touch

i wish the undertale comunity was better

Granted, but Undertale gets deleted.



I wish that I can make a original joke.

 

[Snoms]

Granted, but Undertale gets deleted.



I wish that I can make a original joke.

Granted, but you can only reply to yourself.



I wish this was funny.