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corrupt a wish
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granted, but its an fakemon that is snom but its red and its called rednom
i wish there werent so many users with vanilite pfp
granted, but its an bad donut
i wish the ag ladder had actually skilled players and not gimmicks
Granted, but you are permanently banned from playing on the ladder.
I wish the gimmicks in AG weren't a thing
I wish the gimmicks in AG weren't a thing
Granted, every AG team is now perfectly optimised and identical, the tier is declared solved.
I wish Konami knew how to balance Yugioh.
Granted, they balance it to the point where it feels too balanced and it starts getting boring.
Granted, but you are not allowed to buy it
I wish that cancel culture wasn't a thing
I wish I could avoid a rickroll
Granted but you have to play Guru Stun. (Tbh go look up salamangreats you can get a decent as hell list for £50.)
Granted but you get constantly stickbugged.
I wish that I could create anything I can imagine.
granted, but it explodes 4.645743 seconds after it gets created.
I wish to get a glizzy
Granted, but now any time you go to do something in your free time it takes twice as long to get there/use what you want (traffic is now doubled, internet speed is at half, etc)
Wish I could easily maintain my goal weight
Granted, you are now abducted by aliens every Sunday who surgically adjust your weight to the exact correct amount for a human being of your age and gender.
I wish for the ability to read minds.
Granted, you go insane from having other people’s thoughts in your mind all the time— even when your sleeping.
I wish I knew and could comprehend all there is to know about the universe
Granted, everything is extremely predictable and boring to you since there's nothing new to discover.
I wish for the power to govern the rules of wishes.
granted, but you get impeached.
I wish for Staraptor to be UU this gen, as its coming back in DLC2
Granted, it is UU in National Dex.
I wish to cast dominate person as an 8th level spell on my worst enemy (by Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition rules wish has no drawbacks if you use it duplicate the effect of an 8th level or lower spell.)
granted but your worst enemy is set by default to your mom, to select another person as worst enemy you have to french kiss the holder of the worst enemy mark while grabbing the ass of the person you want to set as worst enemy.
I wish I could really smooth sheets of origami paper that can be folded easily
Granted, but you don't know how to do origami
I wish for Hollow Knight Silksong to release
Granted, but your body hollows out and you feel your flesh morph into a metallic suit of knight armor that serves as an internal prison for your spirit.
I wish I could revive this thread
Granted but you only get shitty jokes.
I wish people who don’t know shit about politics didn’t talk about it like they knew the truth
Granted, but now they purposely talk about politics to spread misinformation.
I wish my internet connection was more consistent.
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