corrupt a wish

[lydian]

I wish I knew who the impostor was whenever I played among us as a crewmate

granted, but when you play as the impostor everybody knows its you

i wish illumise and volbeat were deleted of being a pokemon

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

granted, but when you play as the impostor everybody knows its you

i wish illumise and volbeat were deleted of being a pokemon

granted but they become real animals instead

i wish i did not have to work to live

 

[ShootingStarmie]

granted but they become real animals instead

i wish i did not have to work to live

Granted, but you have to work in the afterlife...forever...

I wish Texas Cloverleaf didn't have to work in the afterlife...forever...

 

[Ohmachi]

Texas Cloverleaf gets fired from their afterlife job and has to hope afterlife congress gets its act together to provide them with relief.

I wish i could use discord emojis here but with less effort.

 

[War Incarnate]

i wish i did not have to work to live

Granted, but you are not allowed to have any money at all.

I wish I could use discord emojis here but with less effort.

Granted, but you are only allowed to use the non-animated emojis (plus you must always make cringeposts)

I wish I could set Gardevoir as my waifu make as many wishes as possible and have no drawback whatsoever

I wish I could say any number divided by 0 is 1

 

[CaffeineBoost]

You eventually make it home with your prize. Was it worth it?

so you're saying i get the laptop and meet the penguin mafia?
fuck yeah that's worth it

I wish I could set Gardevoir as my waifu make as many wishes as possible and have no drawback whatsoever

I wish I could say any number divided by 0 is 1

Granted at the cost of your first wish. Also every time you say it, you're still not correct.


Wish I had a decent wish to wish for.

 

[War Incarnate]

Wish I had a decent wish to wish for.

Granted but you have to pay 999999999999 quintillion dollars to do so

I wish to have my first wish redeemed

 

[CoolMan6001]

I wish to have my first wish redeemed

Granted but it ends up being applied to someone else.

I wish you could apply a custom theme to Smogon

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish you could apply a custom theme to Smogon

Granted but it looks so bad it kills your eyes, and, by extension, kills you.

I wish I could convince all users that have blocked me on Discord to unblock me

 

[HeatEdgeSword]

Granted but you are now permanently banned somehow for making fun of their mascot.

I wish wish was good in doubles.

 

[lydian]

I wish wish was good in doubles.

same, i mean ... granted! but so am i >:3

i wish i was good in triples

 

[War Incarnate]

i wish i was good in triples

Granted but you are only allowed to use 1 mon

I wish I could find out what 1 divided by infinity is

 

[LittEleven]

Granted but you are only allowed to use 1 mon

I wish I could find out what 1 divided by infinity is

you do, but you also end up being stuck in math classes for the next 20 years learning what hyper reals are so you can understand what division implies



I wish for a lifetime supply of cat pictures

 

[Ren]

you do, but you also end up being stuck in math classes for the next 20 years learning what hyper reals are so you can understand what division implies



I wish for a lifetime supply of cat pictures

granted but they're all of garfield

i wish i had the most followers on twitch

 

[Champion Leon]

granted but they're all of garfield

i wish i had the most followers on twitch

Granted but you are banned from smogon in the process.

I wish for this game to be more fun than it already is! Haha

 

[snake]

Granted but you are banned from smogon in the process.

I wish for this game to be more fun than it already is! Haha

Pokemon becomes more fun than it already is, but you access to anything Pokemon-related at the same time.

I wish I could to sleep right now; I'm so tired.

 

[Aizaik]

Pokemon becomes more fun than it already is, but you access to anything Pokemon-related at the same time.

I wish I could to sleep right now; I'm so tired.

Granted; you prick your finger on a spinning wheel and wake up a year later to being smooched by some guy you’ve never met.

I wish for the next poster to incriminate themselves.

 

[Theorymon]

Granted; you prick your finger on a spinning wheel and wake up a year later to being smooched by some guy you’ve never met.

I wish for the next poster to incriminate themselves.

Granted. However, I am now Phoenixmon, so I reincarnate from my ashes (lets just pretend I didn't read that as incinerate and was burnt at stake), and you must do my bidding forever!

I wish for All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros, the only mainline Mario platformer I don't own besides Super Mario Bros Special!

 

[Kalalokki]

I wish for All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros, the only mainline Mario platformer I don't own besides Super Mario Bros Special!

Granted, but it was actually the All Night Nipple Super Mario Bros game in disguise and you still have to play it.

I wish for a scroller

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, but it was actually the All Night Nipple Super Mario Bros game in disguise and you still have to play it.

I wish for a scroller

Granted but you scroll yourself into the center of the earth

I wish to be the owner of Nintendo

 

[Boat]

Granted but you scroll yourself into the center of the earth

I wish to be the owner of Nintendo

granted, but you run it into the ground and become known as the last president of nintendo

I wish the person below me has a really good day

 

[phoopes]

I wish the person below me has a really good day

Granted, but the person above me has a really bad day

I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart

 

[Bread Sandwich]

I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart

Granted, you have been drafted to the air force in a war against the dragons. Sadly you will die after a dragon takes down your aircraft

I wish that I can master any skill instantly

 

[Snessy!]

Granted, you have been drafted to the air force in a war against the dragons. Sadly you will die after a dragon takes down your aircraft

I wish that I can master any skill instantly

Granted but once you master it you can never do it again

I wish to be an Axolotl

 

[OM]

Granted but once you master it you can never do it again

I wish to be an Axolotl

Granted. As you magically transform into an Axolotl with no explanation as to how, you slowly lose all pieces of your personality and human intellect as your brain devolves to fit within an Axolotl's skull. As you scamper around your current landscape looking for food, your parents, loved ones and friends put out a missing person's report for you. Being the last place you were seen, your parents are arrested for your kidnapping (and probable murder) and sentenced to years upon years, decades upon decades of jailtime. Each day for them is merely another reminder that their child is gone, and as they're stuck behind bars, they slowly lose sight of their life. In their final moments, they see an axolotl brought in by their fellow cellmate and recall seeing you there. Shedding a tear at this final reminder, they pass on, having taken on life's cruelest treatment because you selfishly wanted to become an axolotl.

I wish GL Volkner's like ratio was even more impressive