Crazy Ass Video Game Accessories

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Let's face it, all Consoles and PCs have a wide array of bizarre, crazy, and often stupid accessories / third party controllers. So lets share them!

This right here is the Nintendo NES Hands Free Controller

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It seems like a stupid idea, but it had a very noble purpose: it was a way for paralyzed kids to play NES games! You controlled the Dpad like object with your Chin, and blew and sucked through the tube to use the A and B buttons. To use Start. you suck harder, while Select requires blowing harder. Only thing is, you can't press two buttons at the same time. Someday I want to get this thing, and beat some Mario games with it, it'd certainly be a unique experience! Too bad the prices on this thing are outrageous...

Here's a video of it in action!
 
holy shit that is so cool. i can't imagine some of the more difficult games being possible on it, though, simply due to the lack of ability to press more than one button at a time.
for this board, though, do we mention just accessories and no consoles whatsoever? because the virtual boy in general is... lol.

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and dat display doe

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looks like it came from the depths of hell. or some period panties.
[same thing?]
 
Shiruba said:
holy shit that is so cool.
for this board, though, do we mention just accessories and no consoles whatsoever? because the virtual boy in general is... lol.

virtboy1.jpg


and dat display doe

Mario_Clash_-_Nintendo_Virtual_Boy_screen_shot.png


looks like it came from the depths of hell. or some period panties.
[same thing?]
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Oh Christ, the Virtual Boy. I have one of these myself, and let me tell you, that Red and Black screen will give you HORRIBLE headaches after sometime of playing. Mario Clash is sorta okay, but honestly the only real redeeming thing about the Virtual Boy is that Wario Land VB is an amazing game.
 
for your information, butthead, i had never seen that before. that is so glorious. was one ever produced that actually works?
[also maybe the wii had this in mind lol]

i love how seriously this is taken by them, though. video games are srs bsns.
[and of course he'll keep his gloves off of her; why would you keep them on?]


Theorymon said:
Oh Christ, the Virtual Boy. I have one of these myself, and let me tell you, that Red and Black screen will give you HORRIBLE headaches after sometime of playing. Mario Clash is sorta okay, but honestly the only real redeeming thing about the Virtual Boy is that Wario Land VB is an amazing game.
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you have one yourself? is it for brand loyalty/collection purposes, or that you got one before knowing?
 
Shiruba said:
for your information, butthead, i had never seen that before. that is so glorious. was one ever produced that actually works?
[also maybe the wii had this in mind lol]
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It was an actual NES product sold in stores. Short and to the point, it was a piece of shit that barely fucking worked.
 
so apparently there's an accessory that lets you play wii in the car:

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okay, now, with people in the back seat of course, watching a movie or even playing any other console would be fine. but, you see, with wii there's this thing called motion controls aka flailing your arms around in an enclosed space where you could easily smash the driver in the neck or throw your controller out the window.
 
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