Crits Galore:
Rain Dance vs Rain Dance
Rain Dance vs Rain Dance
Well, here's a really wierd battle I had the other day...I was trying out my Rain Dance team(p.s thanks to people here who helped me with it)and I asked if anyone wanted to battle. This guy named dieselweasel challenged me. But, little did I know that he was using a rain dance team too...
My(UnOnWd's) Team:
dieselweasel's team:
^note the simmilarities^
UnOnWd sent out Ludicolo (Ludicolo ?).
dieselweasel sent out Kingdra (Kingdra ?).
Well, at first I had no clue that he had a rain dance team, so I started the battle like I always do.
Ludicolo used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Kingdra used Ice Beam.
Ludicolo lost 33% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Ok, I got rain dance on, and I don't feel like switching, so lets just weaken his poke a bit. I mean...it's not like ice beam will kill me that fast...
Ludicolo used Energy Ball.
Kingdra lost 26% of its health.
Kingdra used Ice Beam.
Ludicolo lost 29% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
ok, maybe a bit longer...
Ludicolo used Energy Ball.
Kingdra lost 27% of its health.
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
A critical hit!
Ludicolo lost 131% of its health.
UnOnWd's Ludicolo fainted.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
The rain continues to fall.
6-5 dieselweasel
Ow... ok well it got a critical hit, right? so it's ability must be sniper, right? so my Kingdra with Swift Swim can out speed it and kill it with dragon pulse...right?
UnOnWd switched in Kingdra (Kingdra ?).
dieselweasel switched in Ludicolo (Ludicolo ?).
Kingdra used Dragon Pulse.
Ludicolo lost 34% of its health.
Kingdra lost 10% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
Ludicolo's Rain Dish restored its health a little!
Ludicolo restored 6% of its health.
Ludicolo's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ludicolo restored 6% of its health.
Ludicolo? Does this mean that he has a rain dance team too? Well what'ya know...
UnOnWd: rain dance team?
dieselweasel: yeah lol, you too?
UnOnWd: yea lol
Kingdra used Dragon Pulse.
Ludicolo lost 31% of its health.
Kingdra lost 10% of its health.
Ludicolo used Leech Seed.
Kingdra was seeded!
The rain continues to fall.
Ludicolo's Rain Dish restored its health a little!
Ludicolo restored 6% of its health.
Kingdra's health was sapped by leech seed!
Kingdra lost 12% of its health.
Ludicolo regained health!
Ludicolo restored 10% of its health.
Ludicolo's leftovers restored its health a little!
Ludicolo restored 6% of its health.
Well, now i'm seeded, and I probably wont kill it, so maybe one more Pulse before switch?
Kingdra used Dragon Pulse.
A critical hit!
Ludicolo lost 69% of its health.
dieselweasel's Ludicolo fainted.
Kingdra lost 10% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
5-5
Yay hax :).
UnOnWd: yay crit :)
dieselweasel switched in Kingdra (Kingdra ?).
aaahhh...Kingdra again. Well, it has sniper so my pulse will go first....right?
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
It's super effective!
Kingdra lost 153% of its health.
UnOnWd's Kingdra fainted.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
The rain continues to fall.
5-4 dieselweasel
Ohhhhhhh...so he was just lucky...and had Swift Swim...
UnOnWd switched in Toxicroak (Toxicroak ?).
dieselweasel switched in Vaporeon (Vaporeon ?).
Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
The rain stopped.
Stupid Wide Lense that don't work...ah well, maybe it's a wish passer? so I'll just take this turn to raise some stats...
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Vaporeon used Acid Armor.
Vaporeon's defence was sharply raised.
Ok... it's a acid armor passer, so...o wait the rain stopped...better get it started again...
UnOnWd switched in Cloyster (Cloyster ?).
Vaporeon used Acid Armor.
Vaporeon's defence was sharply raised.
---
Cloyster used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
The rain continues to fall.
O great...Its both a wish passer and acid armor passer...well maybe whatever he sends out has low sp def?
Cloyster used Surf.
Vaporeon used Baton Pass.
dieselweasel switched in Electivire (Electivire ?).
The rain continues to fall.
The wish came true!
Electivire restored 50% of its health.
Cloyster is faster than vaporeon?...well now Electivire is poised to Thunder the rest of my team to death...o well...been nice knowing you cloyster...hey wait...maybe I should switch to...
Electivire used Thunder.
It's super effective!
Cloyster lost 140% of its health.
UnOnWd's Cloyster fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
3-5 dieselweasel
...Swampert...too late ;-; but even still, it's been acid armored to impenetrableness(even tho thats not a word) so how do I beat it?
UnOnWd switched in Swampert (Swampert ?).
Electivire used Earthquake.
Swampert lost 24% of its health.
Swampert used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Electivire lost 262% of its health.
dieselweasel's Electivire fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
3-4 dieselweasel
With more crits :P
UnOnWd: yay crit again//...
dieselweasel: 262% lol
dieselweasel: wasted all those acid armors :(
dieselweasel switched in Kingdra (Kingdra ?).
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
Swampert lost 65% of its health.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
Swampert used Earthquake.
Kingdra lost 43% of its health.
The rain stopped.
Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little!
Swampert restored 6% of its health.
Oh, the rain stopped, and I have no1 else who knows rain dance... o well...
Kingdra used Draco Meteor.
Swampert lost 28% of its health.
UnOnWd's Swampert fainted.
Kingdra's special attack was harshly lowered.
2-4 dieselweasel
Stupid Kingdra who's murdered half my team with Draco Meteor. Now all was looking bleak for me...
UnOnWd switched in Gyarados (Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Kingdra's attack!
Gyarados used Earthquake.
Kingdra lost 47% of its health.
dieselweasel's Kingdra fainted.
2-3 dieselweasel
Serves you right you retarded old seahorse who can fire meteors at people.
dieselweasel switched in Starmie (Starmie).
UnOnWd switched in Toxicroak (Toxicroak ?).
Starmie used Thunderbolt.
Toxicroak lost 50% of its health.
Starmie lost 10% of its health.
I thought that starmie would have tbolt, but my swampert was already dead. so croak would just have to take the beating for gyarados...
Toxicroak used Sucker Punch.
It's super effective!
Starmie lost 67% of its health.
Starmie used Surf.
Toxicroak's Dry Skin absorbed damage!
Toxicroak restored 25% of its health.
THANK YOU DIESEL FOR MAKING A MISTAKE FINALY!!
dieselweasel switched in Vaporeon (Vaporeon ?).
Toxicroak used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Great... that dumb baton passer is back to haunt me...TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!!!
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Vaporeon used Acid Armor.
Vaporeon's defence was sharply raised.
Maybe I can get a crit?
Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Vaporeon lost 37% of its health.
Vaporeon used Acid Armor.
Vaporeon's defence was sharply raised.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
Or not...
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
---
Toxicroak used Swords Dance.
Toxicroak's attack was sharply raised.
Vaporeon used Acid Armor.
Vaporeon's defence was sharply raised.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
The wish came true!
Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.
---
Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Vaporeon lost 35% of its health.
Vaporeon used Wish.
Vaporeon made a wish!
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
---
Toxicroak used Cross Chop.
Toxicroak's attack missed!
Vaporeon used Baton Pass.
dieselweasel switched in Gyarados (Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Toxicroak's attack!
The wish came true!
Gyarados restored 50% of its health.
Oh great...a gyarados...plz say it's not a DD one..
UnOnWd switched in Gyarados (Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Gyarados's attack!
Gyarados used Waterfall.
It's not very effective...
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
ok...so now I'm dealing with a maxed def Gyarados...so time to raise some stats.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Only 14%?
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 10% of its health.
Gyarados flinched!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
At this point I started attacking, so I have no clue which gyarados is which...
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 9% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 15% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 17% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
Gyarados used Taunt.
Gyarados fell for the taunt!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
---
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 12% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 15% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Only 12 damage with 4 DDs? hrm
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 13% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados was frozen solid!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Someone is frozen...I think it's me...because I'm faster...
Gyarados is frozen solid!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
A critical hit!
Gyarados lost 29% of its health.
Gyarados's taunt wore off!
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
---
UnOnWd: ...
Gyarados was defrosted!
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
No more frozen...this is going to last forever...unless...
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 13% of its health.
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
Gyarados lost 14% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
...I said unless...
Gyarados used Ice Fang.
A critical hit!
Gyarados lost 102% of its health.
dieselweasel's Gyarados fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
2-2
more hax :P
UnOnWd: YEA
dieselweasel: aw come on lol
dieselweasel switched in Starmie (Starmie).
Gyarados used Earthquake.
Starmie lost 179% of its health.
dieselweasel's Starmie fainted.
Gyarados's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gyarados restored 6% of its health.
1-2 me
Now that no1 has anymore acid armor, it was strait sailing from here....
dieselweasel switched in Vaporeon (Vaporeon ?).
UnOnWd: wow
Gyarados used Earthquake.
Vaporeon lost 87% of its health.
dieselweasel's Vaporeon fainted.
UnOnWd wins! 2-0
(finnaly done)
Pros:
-dieselweasel for a gg
-Swampert for killing electivre, who would have murdered the rest of my team
-God for giving me crits almost every other attack
-You, reader, for reading this
-Aeolus for letting me post this
Cons:
-Cloyster for not doing crap
-Swampert for not switching in fast enough...but then again it's not his fault...
-The rain, which stopped when it could have been helpful
-His Kingdra who likes to murder people with meteors that come out of its nose...
Hope you enjoyed
