diseases/conditions you have

[the pugilist]

i have a cold =(

 

[ninetimesnine]

i have a cold =(

how can you have a cold in summer? rofl

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

^season-zones, man

pretty extreme eczema that i've had since i was six
horribly flat feet that also limit my flexibility (i can't sit cross-leggedly / come close to touching my toes / get cramped when i try and stretch)

i'd have a bunch of social problems if i wasn't so fucking SANE y'know?

 

[the pugilist]

how can you have a cold in summer? rofl

do you know how australia works

 

[DM]

apparently he's never heard of a "summer cold"

or, you know, a virus

 

[Oopa]

my eyes are really bad :/ need to wear night contacts, and even then longdistance stuff, or stuff on the whiteboard at school is kinda hard to see.
at least i can look at the computer screen thou. thats why i like handouts in school rather than white board lessons
but thats nothing compared to the other stuff in this thread :/

 

[michael]

super shaky hands that mean doing things like pipetting into agarose / polyacrylamide gels and adding fine powder into small places is really difficult (which sucks ass if you're majoring in chem, biochem, and pharm syntheses, js).

congenital arthritis in my knees from my father's side but it's nbd unless i'm walking for hours and hours on end. my dad's had surgery on both knees for his arthritis and i've most probably got the same thing which doesn't really bode well.

does making appalling puns ad infinitum count as an illness?

 

[Furai]

im having a p bad cold atm its been like a week oh my god

MTHFR, Factor II, Factor V. Thrombophilia if you know it, but nothing too serious. :)

 

[michael]

MTHFR, Factor II, Factor V. Thrombophilia if you know it, but nothing too serious. :)

oh so this is why you're such a clot

 

[baddjordan]

claustrophobia -_-

 

[Adamant Zoroark]

does making appalling puns ad infinitum count as an illness?

Yes.

... Okay, it doesn't actually, but I like to pretend it does since that would mean Woodchuck has a severe case of said illness and needs immediate treatment.

 

[Pikachuun]

I think autism counts.

 

[moonbound]

I had a heart murmur a long time ago, it's thankfully gone.
Other than that... I had a mole removed once because it looked like melanoma and I have a family history of skin cancer, but the test was negative.
I also have perpetual allergies, which almost certainly has to do with Louisville being one the worst cities in the country for allergies.

 

[aurora]

I have irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), which strikes at the most inconvenient at times and robs me of sleep (I tend to wake up in the middle of the night with an excruciatingly painful stomach ache for no apparent reason).

It's a real pain in the arse.

 

[kd24]

im the epitome of perfect health outside of a kidney stone i just got over, but i heard jabba has aids

 

[dice]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

 

[Houndoomsday]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis