-do you remember the time when i made you my slave because of the world cup bet we made back in 2009 that my US West will beat your US South?
yeah i do, that was gay as fuck man, we got completely destroyed since our team was kinda weak, and i didnt even get to play which was bull. you, however, never told me if i was a good bitch or not, and this question has gotten me wondering since then...
-how long do you like your dick?
shaken, not stirred
wait you said long
this is a tough question, let me think about it a bit more
-do you have hair on your balls yet?
if you REALLY want to know the answer to this get on irc and ill tell you there
Have you ever tried jumping the border?
Theres this false misconception of all mexicans being border jumpers, so ill speak for the big part of my mexican compatriots when i say no, i havent. theres no point on it. id rather take a ride there from reynosa to reach texas or take a plane there. im not sure which is better, ride takes longer but is cheaper.
main problem with ride is everytime we go to texas on car, when we reach the border border with all the guards and shit, if they picture you as a drug dealer or something, or answer one of their questions wrong, they can just easily kick you out and make you return from where you came, which i reckon is incredibly fucking annoying since getting there from mexico city isnt that easy / cheap for some.
Who will win the Premier League this year?
Man U
Is Tottenham Hotspur the best team ever?
as much as i love tottenham, theyve been slacking so no, theyre not the best team ever. consolation answer though: best team ever is 2009~ to now barcelona.
Favourite football player?
I have so many, man. But ill expand. David Villa is excellent and a hottie. Ribery was one of my favorites way back, and Kaka is also incredible. Hernandez is an inspiration to mexicans so count him in too. Oh and how could I forget Pocho Lavezzi, hes THE man.
Does my name sound Mexican?
el = "the" for males, and dino is also the diminutive of dinosaur in spanish, therefore yes, it does sound mexican/spanish.
!!! You play Mario Kart. Beast.
(Luigi Circuit does suck...)
I am indeed a beast.
Luigi Circuit does not suck.
I prefer Peach. To be quite honest, Daisys face is kinda uhhh, how do you say this... fat and long? yeah i think thats that. also i dont like her hair, you cant even tell if its brown hair or if shes a ginger. and her dress is absolutely awful, it doesnt even make good contrast with her eyes which tells you Peach is also superior at picking outfits.
and peach is blonde.
Why do you make such excellent posts in the sexy girls thread?
i like to think i have great taste in women. yes, i am a douchebag about it in real life too. as for HOW i find the pictures, its pretty easy after many years of the art i like to call "porn".
After having taken the DW challenge, what is your opinion on weather?
overrated to be honest. you can easily work your way out of beating weather without using it. hell, the teams that gave me trouble the most werent weather ones, but ones with rapid spin as my team relied heavily on layers and i had no ghost to block spin with.
but yeah, you can use a non weather team and if its good and more importantly if youre good then you should do good.
rain stall is a big whore though.
Why are you so obsessed with Luigi Circuit i mean seriously its the most boring track ever...
you may not believe this, as im the greatest mario kart player to ever have lived, but its completely true. the reason im obsessed with luigi circuit is because its incredibly short. i mean you can finish it in less than a minute and half, and thats great, because that way the chances of being hit by a blue shell are lower and it means i will win more, as im usually in front in a race.
my attention span is also very bad so i lose interest midways in long tracks.
Worst track on Mario Kart WII?
i was going to say rainbow road because its SO LONG (read above) but the music is fucking incredible, so i just cant do it. id probably say its bowsers castle, i never enjoyed that. oh wait nevermind its definitely the very retro track with pixelated blocks and shit because it requires so much drifting and i honestly cant be assed.
Worst/most rageworthy mario kart experience?
it was in battle mode some years ago. i was chilling racing and beating the crap out of everyone. it was so easy that when they were picking the map i went for some donuts, god were they delicious. so anyways i was playing and i got distracted then something happened and i threw my donuts to the floor, completely wasting 6 perfect and delicious donuts. i tried to pick them up because 10 second rule, but i accidentally dropped my controller and a button broke because of the fall. so i lost a controller, 6 donuts, and the battle in a span of 2 minutes.
also losing to you is really awful.
How does your internet personality compare with your real life personality?
ill get back to you in a second
ok back to you
basically, my internet persona and my real life persona are two separate things. you guys know reyscarface, you dont know <insert my name here>.
im very very relaxed in real life, i like never get mad at stuff, and im actually the mature guy of my group of friends (but that may be because theyre big fucks not because i am really "mature" as per say). i love socializing and meeting new people, i enjoy going around in life without worrying too much. but i, like many people, have problems irl, some bigger than others, so reyscarface helps me get all the rage out of my being with the excuse of, say, "bs hax". it actually goes to a much more personal level, and honestly actually letting the "rage" go away from me even if its only on the internet actually helps me irl. also with my internet persona i do a lot of things i usually wouldnt do irl. for example, i dont really act irl like i act on the internet. im way more accepting and less judging irl, and im way more friendly there too. i just think its fun to be an asshole, and since im not brave enough to do it irl, i do it on the internet instead :)
again, yes im a huge douchebag.
De verdad que no estoy interesado en saber mas de ti.
Que lastima.
No se por que lo digo pero creo que tiene algo que ver con estar tomando desde las siete.
Tranquilo hermano, no creo que sea bueno para tu salud hacer eso. Un amigo terminó en el hospital de esa forma y no pienso que quieras terminar así tu también.
Disculpas aceptadas.
how many questions do you think you will be asked about hax?
so far so good, i expected a hax related question to be in the first 10, but people are being creative! (i expect one to appear soon though)
have you ever won any tournies?
Yeah, my first tourney win here in Smogon was on the first LC tourney (rofl how ironic right). Beat some "LC pros" in my way to the finals, in which i faced panamaxis (who also beat "LC pros" in his way, so we joked about how 2 players that had never played LC before the tourney started managed to get to finals).
My second win was in the Tourney of Thieves 1 hosted by Stone in which i beat Lady Bug in the finals.
Third win was the LNT Season 3 or 4, i forget.
Fourth one was in Team Trials 2 i think with tito and Bluewind. they carried me though, i played like shit that tourney and tito + bluewind combined only lost one game, so that worked out pretty well for me :nerd:
brace yourself dude, this is a REALLY important question
what really happens if I were to challenge you, and fail?
did you really think I would answer this before the time we set?!?!?!
What is up with your obsession with MMOs (Transformice, ROTMG, etc.)? Nerd much? Are they popular in Mexico?
its not much of an obsession really. i just like playing new stuff and being good at it, im perfectionist, so i dont find the point of doing something if youre not at least good at it, which is why i try my best at being the very best like no one ever was at everything i do.
that coupled with a lot of free time.
How does being a closet bisexual feel? Do you ever plan on telling your family about it?
okay heres the situation
you asked how it feels, not if i am. therefore you are completely sure that i am bisexual, you have no doubt in your mind that i am.
the problem with that incorrect belief is exactly that, its incorrect, therefore you asked a pointless question.
and you wil be reprimanded for it.
Do you really have a sister who is good at Boggle, or did you really just look up a Boggle solver and pretend it was your sister when we played in #fluodome because you knew we would never buy your new-found mastery of the English language?
i do have a sister, and she does play boggle sometimes, and she did play a few times in fluodome. after that she got bored out of it, so i kept saying she was playing just to see your incredible reactions of a mexican beating the shit out of you at english boggle when it was just a boggle solver.
so 50/50 i suppose
If you do have a sister, please describe her and/or post pictures.
i didnt want to post personal pictures in my well but since youre eo i will
What is a kleutonian sphere?
LOL YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A KLEUTONIAN SPHERE IS
fucking ignorant
Even though you are 16 years old, can you grow a badass moustache? Or does it look kinda dirty?
I actually have a good amount of facial here, so i would easily grow a badass moustache (the thought has been in my mind before, too), but honestly i just see it as a big hassle and it takes a while for it to look good so meh
Also I've seen a lot of Latin Americans (*cough*FOLGORIO*cough*) look a fuckload older then they actually are. So say if someone met you for the first time, how old do you reckon you look to them in general/how old do people guess you are?
i do look older than my actual age, so to answer your question yes, my height coupled with my body structure would very probably make you think i am a few years older than i actually am if you didnt know me.
i also think this varies from person to person, not from ethnicity to ethnicity, i think theres the same chance of this happening to a latin person than an american person. its just that since you dont know as much latin americans as, say, australians, when you see a latin american that looks older than he is then you generalize, as opposed to someone that is from your same "race". thats what i think anyways.
(shut up katya please)
Hola
Which Pokemon is your favorite for aesthetical reasons and which one for competitive reasons?
Aesthetically would be absol, black and white is an excellent color scheme, and not only that but look at him, he looks like a dog covered in fur AND looks fucking menacing. thats just plain badass.
competitive is a tough one, i guess it would be lucario, as people keep underrating him in gen 5 and its just fun to wreck shit with it to prove people wrong. another contender would be octillery pre-moody ban, as i just loved using it since BW's early days. Another tough contender is Heatran since you can do pretty much whatever the fuck you want to do with it.
