Embarassing Experiences

I really don't get embarrassed easily, but I have a good one about my friend. We were sitting at our lunch table as usual in the morning, the bell rings to go to classes my friend sits up quickly, and his jeans snag a peice of metal on the table and it rips a foot long whole on the left side of his ass.

I couldn't stop laughing for a good 5 minutes after I saw that. He walked around the rest of the day with his shirt and back pack really low to cover it, not many other people saw, but it was hilarous.
 
wait, who doesn't get drunk and then go on the internet? it's the last thing i do before i go to bed. you go out, have fun, come back, send some suggestive emails/facebook messages to the opposite sex, and then pass out. it happens at least twice a week.
 
When I was a young child, mom was dressing me in front of everyone in the family in the living room after a bath, and my towel fell. It wasn't long until everyone (even my mother) roared with laughter.

I've been extremely modest since then...
 
One time at a sleepaway camp some ass suggested we play "Never Have I Ever" and I ended the game with all 10 fingers still in tact. It was embarassing because everyone labelled me as a goody goody (Never drunk, didn't drive at the time, no drugs, etc).

Which I am but people don't need to know.

Edit- Wait that last line makes me look like a fool for posting this. *Shrug
 
I once pretended to be my own brother, then faked my own death in a 7-11 robbery.

Oh yeah, and I flirted with Celia -_-
 
I am not at all embarassed that I cry every time I watch that part from the very first episode, because Pikachu hated Ash, and then Ash does the bravest thing EVER and opens his body to the ONSLAUGHT of Spearow, and then Pikachu is so touched that he jumps into lighting and kills everything. And then when Ash is carrying him he licks his cheek. SO cute.

But yeah I've done the call your female teacher mom thing, and one time in like grade 1 I was doing somersaults until someone told me there was a huge hole in the ass of my pants.
 
I've been asked out by two gay guys, I didn't think I gave off that vibe :( That could be seen as more embarrassing for the other guy, but not when all my mates were with me lol.
 
This actually happened to me yesterday.

I was showing off in Wii Sports (we were playing baseball). I got a little carried away and ended up nailing myself in the balls with the Wiimote. I got my just desserts.

Another embarassing moment:

11th grade, I walk into my Spanish class, and put my backpack down on the nearby table where all the teacher's books, supplies, overhead, etc. were. The table then collapsed. As in it just fell and everything spread everywhere. In a matter of 2 minutes I fixed everything...I think.
 
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