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Embarrassing moment. :)
- Thread starter les gets
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You could just go to the FML website if you want to feel better.
Anyway in 4th Grade we had compulsory swim lessons during school. We had to change in the school bathrooms and then put our clothes away in a locker. I got changed fast and put away my clothes and then realized I had left something in the bathroom. After I retrieved it I walked back with a group of kids to the lockers. Everything was fine until someone pointed at the top of the lockers. A pair of Pokemon underwear was hanging from them. Knowing that I put my clothes away I was sure they weren't mine and ignored them and even joined in on the laughing. Then someone pulled them down looking for a name. There was no name to be found but as they were being passed around I decided to take a good look at them. They were exactly like the kind I lost. At this point I start getting nervous and throw the underwear to someone else. As the group begins to calm down head to the pool I check my locker and alas my underwear was not in there. Realizing that the underwear was mine I tried stuffing it away before anyone could see. Even though nobody saw I was still pretty embarrassed.
Anyway in 4th Grade we had compulsory swim lessons during school. We had to change in the school bathrooms and then put our clothes away in a locker. I got changed fast and put away my clothes and then realized I had left something in the bathroom. After I retrieved it I walked back with a group of kids to the lockers. Everything was fine until someone pointed at the top of the lockers. A pair of Pokemon underwear was hanging from them. Knowing that I put my clothes away I was sure they weren't mine and ignored them and even joined in on the laughing. Then someone pulled them down looking for a name. There was no name to be found but as they were being passed around I decided to take a good look at them. They were exactly like the kind I lost. At this point I start getting nervous and throw the underwear to someone else. As the group begins to calm down head to the pool I check my locker and alas my underwear was not in there. Realizing that the underwear was mine I tried stuffing it away before anyone could see. Even though nobody saw I was still pretty embarrassed.
i cant really think of any embarrassing moments for myself, although there are some awkward moments betwixt me and a teacher who saw me and my male friend (we're both straight) hugging and doing gay stuff. we do it mainly because we dont give a fuck if other people think we're gay people who know us know we do this all the time. but my teacher didnt, so she was kinda like 'uhm???!!?' and walked away.. this was basically to keep my post from being meaningless.
Anyways, since i already posted, i might as well share... Hmm... cant remember anything... I guess i'll settle for this one...
Disclaimer: it's not that good, but it's recent so i at least remember it
I wanted to act all cool for this girl i like in my ap bio. So as the period ends, i push in a chair with my foot, knowing she's watching. Ended up just making it fall over with a terribe crash, making everyone turn and look. Epic fail.
Disclaimer: it's not that good, but it's recent so i at least remember it
I wanted to act all cool for this girl i like in my ap bio. So as the period ends, i push in a chair with my foot, knowing she's watching. Ended up just making it fall over with a terribe crash, making everyone turn and look. Epic fail.
Wow, three fart moments in a row. Ugh, had one happen to me recently, but it's too embarrassing to type out for now (plus someone might see it and know who I am) so I'll just let time go by and go back to edit this later on with the moment.
I'd rather blurt out some random stuff, stutter into gibberish, or even fall over like a klutz in public because I can just make a joke out of it afterward. For farting, it's just really hard to seem chill when you're being perceived as dirty and disgusting.
I'd rather blurt out some random stuff, stutter into gibberish, or even fall over like a klutz in public because I can just make a joke out of it afterward. For farting, it's just really hard to seem chill when you're being perceived as dirty and disgusting.
Okay, I'll bite.
I was at work recently, mixing hot cross buns (easter..... -_-) and we were running low on milk. One of the guys joked that we could all cum into the mix if we ran out, and I let slip "They'd be pretty salty."
I still haven't lived it down.
I was at work recently, mixing hot cross buns (easter..... -_-) and we were running low on milk. One of the guys joked that we could all cum into the mix if we ran out, and I let slip "They'd be pretty salty."
I still haven't lived it down.
alright I probably have a lot of these but only one comes into mind.
I was in middle school, '01-'02, and I was taking a PE class. What we were supposed to do is run and jump over this pole onto this mattress looking thing. Well it was outside on the asfault and there was sand sporadically around for some reason and when it was my turn and I was making a run I tripped hands first into the asfault. Other than my hands being scared up I was alright. I had everyone laughing at me, I was so embarrassed. I went back though and actually did it, without tripping or falling, so that was a relief.
I was in middle school, '01-'02, and I was taking a PE class. What we were supposed to do is run and jump over this pole onto this mattress looking thing. Well it was outside on the asfault and there was sand sporadically around for some reason and when it was my turn and I was making a run I tripped hands first into the asfault. Other than my hands being scared up I was alright. I had everyone laughing at me, I was so embarrassed. I went back though and actually did it, without tripping or falling, so that was a relief.
We should get back on topic here :P
My most embarrasing moment was pokemon related. Does anybody remember when steel-type cards came out? I sure as frick do. I got my hands on a steel/electric magnemite (i was something of a wheeler dealer when it came to pokemon cards :P). I showed the kids at school and they sort of stared at it, then they told me it was fake. I was shocked and asked why. They said steel type wasn't invented and that I had just printed the card off. I tried everything to show them, I even pulling the card open at one corner to display the genuine holo layer (the steel type card had holo effects, to display a metal-like effect on the card). They all laughed me off and I felt like a fool and was pretty down. I gave the Magnemite to some kid, then everybody believed him and he was cool! Aww man...
In the end though, I was the victor :P
I somehow got my hands on a Shiny Steelix (the card that featured a gold steelix) and a Shiny Celebi (featured the pink Celebi). The woman at the trading card shop told me it was the rarest pokemon card at that moment in time xD
My most embarrasing moment was pokemon related. Does anybody remember when steel-type cards came out? I sure as frick do. I got my hands on a steel/electric magnemite (i was something of a wheeler dealer when it came to pokemon cards :P). I showed the kids at school and they sort of stared at it, then they told me it was fake. I was shocked and asked why. They said steel type wasn't invented and that I had just printed the card off. I tried everything to show them, I even pulling the card open at one corner to display the genuine holo layer (the steel type card had holo effects, to display a metal-like effect on the card). They all laughed me off and I felt like a fool and was pretty down. I gave the Magnemite to some kid, then everybody believed him and he was cool! Aww man...
In the end though, I was the victor :P
I somehow got my hands on a Shiny Steelix (the card that featured a gold steelix) and a Shiny Celebi (featured the pink Celebi). The woman at the trading card shop told me it was the rarest pokemon card at that moment in time xD
i actually have one from less than 2 hours ago...
i was at a work meeting (i pay for my own college) with others to have our district and regional managers inform us of upcoming policies, when i recieved a text message (sms) saying "chicken, booze and lolis tonight?" causing me to chuckle. while we were allowed to check our phones, i happened to laugh while the DM was giving a speach and had to inform him and everyone else what was so amusing (he seriously acts like a elementary school teached).
i informed him about how me and a group of friends traditionally go to hooters on tuesday nights for the $9.99 all-you-can-eat wings. he did not understand how that was funny and asked what the text said verbatim, and then to make it worse he didn't know what loli meant...
i proceeded to inform him (along with the RM and everyone else there) that loli is short for lolita, which is an attractive, young (usually underage) woman, but in other circles referred to just attractive women or a specific style of frilly dress...
that was rather uncomfortable.
i was at a work meeting (i pay for my own college) with others to have our district and regional managers inform us of upcoming policies, when i recieved a text message (sms) saying "chicken, booze and lolis tonight?" causing me to chuckle. while we were allowed to check our phones, i happened to laugh while the DM was giving a speach and had to inform him and everyone else what was so amusing (he seriously acts like a elementary school teached).
i informed him about how me and a group of friends traditionally go to hooters on tuesday nights for the $9.99 all-you-can-eat wings. he did not understand how that was funny and asked what the text said verbatim, and then to make it worse he didn't know what loli meant...
i proceeded to inform him (along with the RM and everyone else there) that loli is short for lolita, which is an attractive, young (usually underage) woman, but in other circles referred to just attractive women or a specific style of frilly dress...
that was rather uncomfortable.
actually no, even if he turned 11 the very next day he still wouldn't be 13 until september of this year
When me, and my friends ran outside of school, during field day well while lunch. We ran outside of the school, took a bunch of water balloons and had a fight with them the 5 of us came in all wet. Then the teacher reacted with a stupid grin on face, and said "What the heck happened to you kids". We told him the truth, and told us to dry off, but it was embarrassing to walk in all wet.
I was in the church, and it was time for the donations.
So a girl passed me the little basket (or w/e is called) and i placed the money there.
When i was passing it, i used only my thumb, so imagine what happened...
I dropped the basket with all the money and all the church was seeing me while i grabed the money of the floor.
Embarrasing...
So a girl passed me the little basket (or w/e is called) and i placed the money there.
When i was passing it, i used only my thumb, so imagine what happened...
I dropped the basket with all the money and all the church was seeing me while i grabed the money of the floor.
Embarrasing...
I appreciate you answering my PM, finally.
How about the time when I referred to two bisecting lines as "bisectual" without realizing what had just been said? That's the stuff dreams are made of right there.
Haha thats happened to me plenty of times before. Also though, for my first communion ten years ago, I had to carry in the communion wafers. I tripped over something, shoelaces maybe. But then I had to pick it up and it was still used in the same service. Got some stares as people returned to their seats after receiving the body of christ. It was a horrible experience.
Last halloween a friend invited me to a 'taboo' themed party. I decided to go as a freelance abortionist; I wore a labcoat, equipped myself with a plunger & coathanger, and carried a biological waste bag full of jelly babies.
As it happens, my friend lied to me. It wasn't a taboo themed party at all, and I upset quite a few people.
bad times!
As it happens, my friend lied to me. It wasn't a taboo themed party at all, and I upset quite a few people.
bad times!
oh wow
these are some funny stories
these are some funny stories
About 4 years ago I was over at a friends. We had been relaxing and having some drinks. Now it should be known that his sister was the hottest girl at our high school, without question. So being as drunk as I was I decide to bust in to her room and ask her to have sex with me. Then my friend Andrew came in at this point and began to ask her friend who was staying the night to sleep with him. Without us knowing they at some point recorded this on her cell phone. The next Monday pretty much the entire school saw it, I was pretty embarrassed but I don't think anyone else would have acted any differently than we did.
I'm never really embarrassed, but I saw something that was embarrassing for the victim! It was during the school fete and there was an attraction where you throw wet sponges at a fat kid. Anyway, the ground was pretty muddy and one guy came up to throw the sponge. As he threw it, he slipped and fell in the mud. Everyone laughed, including me.
Always blame the fat kid D;
Edit : Oh! Oh! I just remembered an embarrassing moment.
I got up one morning and went to the kitchen. The house seemed pretty quiet, so I decided to toast. My pajamas pants fell down, paid no bother to it since no one was in the kitchen. When I heard a noise I turned my head and saw my brother starring at me.
Are you completely sure nobody wouldn't have done this?!? I know for a darn fact I wouldn't down some alcohol the go MY FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND to sleep my with me... because she was hot. >_>
I am struggling to feel sympathy for this one.
EDIT: Still not exactly a sob story O_O