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EndQuote vs. Pwnemon! Features a ref guaranteed to give you diabetes!

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EndQuote (AXOO):
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Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: 50
EN: 64
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOAX):
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Sid
HP: 35
EN: 26
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting), Cooldown​

Round 11: Sid-chan goes down! >_<

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Are...are the cameras still working? They are?

...

Uh, welcome back, minna-saaaaaan! ^0^ You'll probably remember how Sid-chan did a lot of damage to the arena with that last attack, and now he has to cool down for it. Meanwhile, Koops-san takes advantage of this by gathering up debris to make a weak Substitute. This proves rather handy, as Sid-chan tries to Fake him Out, only to end up hitting a puppet! To make things worse, Koops-san-

*a piece of debris hits the camera. About fifteen seconds of static follows*

...This is just sad, really...wait, did you finally get it rolling? Sorry minna-san, we had a bit of trouble with the camera. Where were we? Oh right, Koops-san tried to make things worse for Sid-chan with some Briny water, and then finished him off with an Aqua Jet.

This isn't looking very good for Pwn-san...he's down two pokemon and one is badly hurt! ;_; Maybe he'll make a miracle and turn this around, but we'll have to wait until next time. Bye-bye! ^0^

*Meanwhile, Pipi-chan is burying himself in debris in an attempt to suffocate himself.*

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I think that's good enough! Now let's bag this sucker!

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<YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO SUBJUGATE ME MEAN NOTHI->

*Hotekh's words are cut short as he gets dragged into a poke ball.*

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Down B...down B...DOWN B, DAMMIT!
Order: Colossoil, Blastoise

Action 1
Sid must cool down!
Koops used Substitute!
Koops made a substitute! (15 HP)
Numbers:
-Colossoil: No changes
-Blastoise: -15 HP, -12 EN

Action 2
Sid used Fake Out!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 159 = EEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: 4 + 3 + 7.5 - 6 = 8.5 damage
The substitute took damage for Koops!
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Koops used Brine!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1033 = OHHHHHHHH....
-Damage: (13 + 3 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 26.25 damage!
Numbers:
-Colossoil: -26.25(!) HP, -4 EN
-Blastoise: -9 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Blastoise, Colossoil)
Koops used Aqua Jet!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1743 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 3 + 4.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 10.5 damage
Sid fainted!
Numbers:
-Colossoil: -8.75 HP
-Blastoise: -5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Colossoil: -35 HP, -4 EN
-Blastoise: -15 HP, -26 EN
EndQuote (AXOO):
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Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: 35
EN: 38
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon), Substitute (7 HP)

VS.

Pwnemon (OOXX):
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Sid
HP: KO
EN: 22
Stats: 5/3/2/3/110
Abilities: Rebound, Guts, Pressure
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: +14 Accuracy
Other: ATATATATATATATATATATA- (Type: Dark/Ground/Fighting)​

EndQuote:
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 10
EN: 53
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)
Pwnemon:
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Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​
What's your next mon, Pwn?
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Da Arena said:
Only one of each item can be attached per battle
Click to expand...
Unfortunately, the Black Belt has already been used by your Collossoil.

Pity. It was certainly exemplified "super sexy hotness"
 
Damn, Steel-type. That is going to be trouble.

Focus Punch ~ Hydro Pump ~ Hydro Pump
IF successful Protect THEN Reflect the first time and Chill the second.
IF Light Screen THEN Brick Break on your next action. (a2 or a3)
 
that focus punch will hurt, as will the hydro pumps

singles is /not/ my forte

seed bomb ~ wood hammer ~ wood hammer
 
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Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: 35
EN: 38
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: No ailments
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon), Substitute (7 HP)

VS.

Pwnemon (AOXX):
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Ambrose
HP: 120
EN: 100
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

Round 12: Blame Sandy

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(Fluff'll come after I can be sure the servers are stable, but I'll tell you Koops went down)
Order: Blastoise, Pyroak

Action 1 (Priority: Blastoise, Pyroak, Blastoise)
Koops tightened his focus!
Ambrose used Seed Bomb!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9861 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 11 damage
Koops's substitute was shattered!
Koops used Focus Punch!
-Hit chance: irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 6092 = NOPE.
-Damage: (15 + 4.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 20.25 damage!
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -10 EN
-Pyroak: -20.25(!) HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Koops used Hydro Pump!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 1541 = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 16.5 damage
Ambrose used Wood Hammer!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 5402 = NOPE.
-Damage: 15 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 18 damage
-Rocky Helmet damage: 18 / 4 = 4.5 damage
-Energy Cost: 7 + (5 / 2) - 1 = 8.5 EN
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -18 HP, -7 EN
-Pyroak: -21(!) HP, -8.5 EN

Action 3
Koops used Hydro Pump!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 1843 = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 19.5 damage
Ambrose used Wood Hammer
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Doesn't matter at this point = NOPE.
-Damage: 15 + 3 + 6 - 6 = 18 damage
-Rocky Helmet damage: 17 / 4 = 4.25 damage
-Energy cost: 7 + (5 / 2) + 3 = 12.5 EN
Koops fainted!
Numbers:
-Blastoise: -17 HP, -11 EN
-Pyroak: -20.75(!) HP, -12.5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Blastoise: -35 HP, -18 EN
-Pyroak: -65 HP, -26 EN
EndQuote (XXOO):
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Koops @ Rocky Helmet
HP: KO
EN: 20
Stats: 3/4/4/4/67
Abilities: Torrent, Rain Dish
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: I know my hoard's weight to the ounce! (Type: Water/Dragon)

VS.

Pwnemon (AOXX):
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Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

EndQuote:
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 10
EN: 53
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: Taunt (3 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)
Pwnemon:
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Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: None
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

What's your next critter, Quote?
​
 
Opal the Cinccino is up next, holding a Life Orb and a (Want to avoid weaknesses, Fire is tempting, but better go with...) Gypsy Tent!
 
Yep. Smudge the Swalot can come back out to play. (I think Taunt is reset on Switch, isn't it?)

Endure ~ Sludge Wave ~ Sludge Wave
IF Taunt isn't reset on switch and you are still taunted a1 THEN Sludge Wave that action too.
 
Taunt does reset; that was just an oversight on my part. Sorry.
EndQuote (XXOA):
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 10
EN: 53
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 3
EN: 12
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​
Round 13: Blame Sandy for this one too

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Ugh, can't we get some actual fluff going on for a change? This is totally un-kawaii and anno-Pipi-chan, don't play in that rubble! What if you poke yourself on something rusty?!
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<Dammit, why?! Why can't I just fucking end it?!>

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There. Just stay with me while Ted-san gets the camera fixed-

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Okay Moe, I think I got it rolli-

*CRASH!*

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...And now it's broke again.

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...Waaaaaaaaah! This is a total disaster! Chief-san's gonna be soooooo mad at me for this! ;_;

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Could be worse - Hell, I'm sure this mess would be catastrophic if it were reffed by B-
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-OSS!

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Wah!...oh, it's just you. Sorry.

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Hotekh's poke ball stopped wiggling.

*And sure enough, space-time begins to return to normal...but the fight still left quite a mess.*

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Aw, shit, look at all this! The professor's gonna kill us for this one!
Order: Porygon-Z, Swalot

Action 1 (Priority: Swalot, Porygon-Z)
Smudge used Endure!
Smudge braced himself!
Crystal used Chill!
Crystal recovered 12 EN!
Smudge ate some of his Leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: +2 HP, -15 EN
-Porygon-Z: +12 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Porygon-Z, Swalot)
Crystal used Endure!
Crystal braced itself!
Smudge used Sludge Wave!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Doesn't matter at this point = NOPE.
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 6 - 4.5 = 16.5 damage
Crystal endured the blow!
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 8741 = NOPE.
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
Numbers:
-Swalot: +2 HP, -6 EN
-Porygon-Z: -2 HP, -14 EN

Action 3
Crystal used Swift!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7206 = NOPE.
-Damage: 6 + 3 + 2 + 8.5 - 4.5 + 1.75 = 16.75 damage
Smudge endured the blow!
Smudge used Sludge Wave!
-We all know what's gonna happen, so let's see if crystal gets killed by poison...
-Effect chance (Poison <= 1000): 7406 = NOPE.
Smudge ate some of his leftovers! (+2 HP Swalot)
-Swalot: -13 HP, -10 EN
-Porygon-Z: -3 EN

Final numbers:
-Swalot: -7 HP, -31 EN
-Porygon-Z: -2 HP, -5 EN
EndQuote (XXOA):
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 3
EN: 22
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 7
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​
EndQuote:
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Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

Pwnemon:
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Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​
You're up, Pwn.
​
 
im sorry i forgot about this

tri attack ~ tri attack ~ tri attack

if protective/evasive then chill and pushback
 
EndQuote (XXOA):
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: 3
EN: 22
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.
​
Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 7
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 14: And now I'm just being lazy

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Haha, we got it rolling again! Go!

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Finally...we're back, minna-saaaaaaan~! ^0^ We are so, SO sorry for all the trouble we've been having during the match, and all the damage to the arena, but it looks like everything's rolling again deeeeeesu~! Right now, the battle stands ni and ni, with the badly-injured Crystal-san against-

*CRASH!*

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...the...very dead Smudge-san, which means Quote-san leads three to two! Unfortunately, we gotta stop for commercials now, but we'll be back soo-

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!

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(Oh no, now I'm gonna get it... ;_; ...Wait, why does he look scared?)

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Moe? Is that you?

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Ano, I-

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Is the Lad back, Moe?! PLEASE tell me he hasn't come back!
​
Order: Porygon-Z, Swalot

Action 1
Crystal used Tri-attack!
Fuck the crunch - Smudge used Die!
Numbers:
-Swalot: -3 HP
-Porygon-Z: -5 EN
EndQuote (XXOX):
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Smudge @ Leftovers
HP: KO
EN: 22
Stats: 3/3/4/3/48
Abilities: Liquid Ooze, Sticky Hold, Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: SO EDGY, MAN! (Type: Poison/Dark)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 2
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

EndQuote:
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Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

Pwnemon:
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Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​
Quote?
​
 
Right, out comes Opal to finish off this digital freak.

Swift ~ Pound ~ Swift
IF Protect is used a1 THEN Substitute (15 HP) that action.
 
Oh my god I am the biggest idiot I know.

Every time I make a mistake, I immediately remember thinking about the damn mistake.
In this case, I bloody remember going "Oh, it's part ghost type" somewhere and then forgetting.

f*** everything lol.
 
EndQuote (XXAX):
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Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 2
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 15: I really need to stop slacking off.

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*Ted's camera is too fucked up to show the action, and the staff has given up trying to fix it. Therefore, the rest of the fight will not be shown on TV, opting for scenes of a nice boat instead, so I'll just give you a lowdown of the fight thus far: Endquote forgot that Crystal had the ghost-type and avoided all of Opal's attacks, and now Crystal got in two chills and a Hyper Beam. Now then, since no one wants to see nice boats...*

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You know Boss, I've noticed something...

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About how to explain this to the professor?

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About the grave robber who took the staff, actually.

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What about it?

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Do you notice any other valuables in this tomb?

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From what's intact, yeah, lots...

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Boss, don't you think it's strange how just the staff's gone and just about everything else isn't?

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Well maybe...no. No, Hotekh awakened just as we got here. If he had attacked this thief, we would have seen him.

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Which means...

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...he's probably still here.
Order: Cinccino, Porygon-Z

Action 1
Opal used Swift!
OOPS.
Crystal used Chill!
Crystal recovered 12 EN!
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 EN
-Porygon-Z: +12 EN

Action 2
Opal used Pound!
OOPS.
Crystal used Hyper Beam!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 523 = Hit
-Crit chance: 5333 = NOPE.
-Damage: 15 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 8.5 - 3 + 1.75 = 29.25 damage!
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -29.25(!) HP, -3 EN
-Porygon-Z: -9 EN

Action 3
Opal used Swift!
OOPS.
Crystal used Chill!
Crystal recovered 12 EN!
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 EN
-Porygon-Z: +12 EN

Final Numbers:
-Cinccino: -29 (29.25) HP, -11 EN
-Porygon-Z: +15 EN
EndQuote (XXAX):
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Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 71
EN: 89
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):
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Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 17
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Pwnemon:
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Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)
You're up, Pwn.
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endure ~ tri attack ~ hyper beam

if encore a1 then use icy wind that action
if swagger a1 then use hyper beam + tri attack that action
 
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