EndQuote vs. Pwnemon! Features a ref guaranteed to give you diabetes!

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 71
EN: 89
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OAXX):

Crystal
HP: 1
EN: 17
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: None
Stat changes: Download (+1 SpA)
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Round 16: KER-TOXIC!

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*Well, Crystal was a truly tenacious bastard, but Endure can't withstand poison, unfortunately. All that remains on Pwnemon's side is Ambrose.*

Egypt Stuff

Okay, this bastard can't have gone far. All we need to do is spread out and search the surrounding-

OW!

Something wrong, Rico?

Yeah! Something stung...stung me...in...the...

*Rico suddenly loses consciousness. A small, black dart is sticking out of his ass.*

Oh shit! Rico! Come on, stay awake! Rico! RICO!!!

*A second dart stabs the back of the wanderer's neck, rendering him unconscious as well. A masked figure emerges from the shadows.*

Aegis, this is Rosethorn. I've secured the staff.

[AnD thE IntErLOpeRs?]

Neutralized, sir. Sedated them both before they could see me. Shall I eliminate them?

[chEcK ThEM foR bUGs. If THere arEN't AnY, jUSt LeAve thEM.]

Is that wise, Aegis? This is the middle of nowhere, after all.

[iF thEY're HaRMlEss ExPloRErs WHo DidN'T SeE ANYthiNg, ThEN thErE's No pOiNt. ReTurn wItH THe staFF AT oNce. ANd BRiNG thE rEvenANkh ToO, wE CAn UsE hIm.]

...Acknowledged. Rosethorn out.

crunch

Order: Cinccino, Porygon-Z

Action 1 (Priority: Porygon-Z, Cinccino)
Crystal used Endure!
Crystal braced itself!
Opal used Toxic!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
Crystal was...ah fuck it, the thing's toast.
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -7 EN
-Porygon-Z: -1 HP, -15 EN

End Round 16

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 71
EN: 82
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.
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Pwnemon (OXXX):

Crystal
HP: KO
EN: 2
Stats: 2/3/6/3/90
Abilities: Adaptability, Download, Analytic
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: None
Other: Who you gonna call? (Type: Normal/Ghost)​

Bench

Pwnemon:

Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)

Ambrose will be sent out automatically. Quote?
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[EndQuote]

Still kicking myself for that error.
Silly EndQuote. You can't punch a ghost...

Rock Blast ~ Wake-Up Slap ~ Rock Blast
IF Leech Seed (Not in a combo) THEN Dig and push back.
IF Counter THEN Swift

 

[Stratos]

Will-O-Wisp ~ Synthesis ~ Wood Hammer

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 71
EN: 82
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: None
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.

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Pwnemon (OXXX):

Ambrose
HP: 55
EN: 74
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

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Round 17: And Rocks are Flying Everywhere

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*So Opal starts throwing rock blasts at Ambrose, but the Pyroak's drifting on multiple railroad tracks buys him enough time to burn, heal and strike. This is gonna be a close one...*

Meanwhile, in Alexandria...

*beep...beep...*

<Come on, pick up...>

*doo doo DOOO!* [<We're sorry. The number you have dialed cannot be reached at this time. Please hang up and try again.>]

<...Oh no...>

<Something wrong, Professor?>

<If it's what I think it is, then yes. I have to leave immediately!>

Crunch

Order: Cinccino, Pyroak

Action 1
Opal used Rock Blast!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Hits: Irrelevant = 5 hits
-Crit chances: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Damage: 20 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 = 21.5 damage!
Opal was hurt by her life orb! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Ambrose used Will-o-Wisp!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 7500): 325 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
Opal was burned!
Opal was hurt by her burn! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 HP, -9 EN
-Pyroak: -21.5(!) HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Opal used Wake-up Slap!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 11.25 damage
Opal was hurt by her life orb! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Ambrose used Synthesis!
Ambrose recovered 20 HP!
-Energy cost: 12 + 5 - 1 = 16 EN
Opal was hurt by her burn! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 HP, -6 EN
-Pyroak: +8.75 HP, -16 EN

Action 3
Opal used Rock Blast!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Hits: Irrelevant = 5 hits
-Crit chances: Irrelevant = NOPE.
-Damage: 20 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 - 3 = 18.5 damage
Opal was hurt by her life orb! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Ambrose used Wood Hammer!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2758 = NOPE.
-Damage: 15 + 3 + 6 - 3 = 21 damage!
-Energy Cost: 7 + (5 / 2) - 1 = 8.5 EN
Opal was hurt by her burn! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -25(!) HP, -9 EN
-Pyroak: -18.5 HP, -8.5 EN

Final Numbers:
-Cinccino: -33 HP, -24 EN
-Pyroak: -31 (31.25) HP, -31 (30.5) EN

End Round 17

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 38
EN: 58
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.

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Pwnemon (OXXX):

Ambrose
HP: 24
EN: 43
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

 

[Stratos]

Flare Blitz + Flare Blitz ~ Flare Blitz + Flare Blitz ~ Wood Hammer + Wood Hammer

IF damaging rock move in combo then protect and pushback
IF protective/evasive action then sub (15) and pushback

 

[EndQuote]

Substitute (15 HP) ~ Wake-up Slap ~ Rock Blast

gg, mate.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 38
EN: 58
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.

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Pwnemon (OXXX):

Ambrose
HP: 24
EN: 43
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

Round 19: OHHHHHH IT'S HOT! OH HO HO HO HO!!!

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*Well, thanks to a well-placed sub, Opal has dodged a bullet and taken the match.*

Nooooooo! >_< Wander-kun, I was supposed to finish reffing the fight, and you hogged the end to show nothing but a nice boat! Baka! Baka baka bakaaaaaaaa!

Not to mention all those cutaways to that jackass.

Cutaways? ?_?

Ah, nevermind.

Crunch

Order: Cinccino, Pyroak

Action 1
Opal used Substitute!
Opal made a substitute! (15 HP)
Ambrose used Spicule!
-Crit chance: DON'T YOU THINK I'M VERY STRONG?!
-Damage: (15 * 2.25) + 3 + 6 - 3 = 39.75 Damage!!
Opal's subsitute was destroyed!
-Energy cost: ((((7 + (5 / 2)) * 2) + 4) * 1.75) - 1 = 39.25 EN
Opal was hurt by her burn! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -17 HP, -11 EN
-Pyroak: -39.25 EN

Action 2
Opal used Wake-up Slap!
-Crit chance: 4622 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 3 + 4.5 - 6 - 3) * 1.5 = 11.25 damage
Opal was hurt by her Life Orb! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Ambrose must cool down!
Opal was hurt by her burn! (-2 HP Cinccino)
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 HP, -6 EN
-Pyroak: -11.25 HP

Action 3
Opal used...ah fuck it, this fight's over.
Numbers:
-Cinccino: -4 HP, -9 EN
-Pyroak: -12.75 HP

Final Numbers:
-Cinccino: -25 HP, -26 EN
-Pyroak: -24 HP, -39 (39.25) EN

The battle is over! Endquote is victorious!

EndQuote (XXAX):

Opal @ Life Orb
HP: 13
EN: 32
Stats: 3/2/2/2/132
Abilities: Cute Charm, Technician, Skill Link
Status ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +20 accuracy
Other: I can see your future...and it sucks! (Type: Normal/Psychic)

VS.

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Pwnemon (XXXX):

Ambrose
HP: KO
EN: 4
Stats: 4/4/3/3/52
Abilities: Rock Head, Chlorophyll, Battle Armor
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: -10 evasion
Other: MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING! (Type: Fire/Grass/Steel)​

Well at least let me give out the prizes...

Endquote:
3 CC
Blastoise: 3 MC, 1 KOC
Togekiss: 3 MC, 1 KOC
Cinccino: 3 MC, 2 KOC
Swalot: 3 MC

Pwnemon:
3 CC
Pyroak: 3 MC, 1 KOC
Porygon-Z: 3 MC, 2 KOC
Colossoil: 3 MC
Sableye: 3 MC

The Wanderer Super Kawaii Yume Neko Tenshi Moe-tan
16 UC (9 + 7 KOs)

And speaking of cutaways, what's going on at Hotekh's?

<I was afraid of this...look at this mess. But where's->

*Musharraf finds the shattered remains of the wanderer's cell phone.*

<And this explains why he wouldn't answer me...but that means...>

*And then Musharraf finds both the wanderer and his Lucario, neither moving.*

<Oh shit, please don't be dead!>

*The professor rushes up to them, checking for a pulse.*

<Still alive, thank Allah...> Hey! Can you hear me?

Hnnnngh...urgh...pruh...professor?

Yes, it's me. Can you stand?

I...I think so...what are you doing here?

You weren't answering my calls... *points at the remains of the wanderer's phone* And now I know why.

Wait, my phone's busted? When did tha-oh shit, Rico! Professor, did you see-

He's still out cold, but alive. What happened?

*The wanderer told Musharraf the story thus far.*

...And then something stung me in the neck and...yeah.

The neck, hm? Let me take a look...hmm...yes...it looks like a dart wound. You don't think it might be...

The robber? But why would he just knock us out instead of kill us? We're in the middle of nowhere!

I wouldn't be able to tell you...in any case, he's probably long gone by now...

With the staff...and I don't see Hotekh's poke ball, either.

*A few days later, at the top of a tall building in Sumshadagrene...*

You wished to see me, Mr. Schneider?

Indeed. I've just read through Rosethorn's report. It seems you've managed to not only retrieve the staff of Hotekh, but its owner as well. A fine job for the most part, but one detail deeply bothers me...

Which is?

Don't play coy with me, Adonis. I'm talking about the two meddlers. Rosethorn was in the desert. In a pyramid full of deathtraps. He could have easily made their deaths look like an accident, yet you decided to spare them.

Well, they did seem pretty harmless-

The ones that seem pretty harmless are the ones most likely to kill you. How many times have I told you that?

...I understand, sir. Please forgive my indiscretion. Perhaps I could send Rosethorn out to finish the job?

Don't bother. The opportunity's long past. In any case, I'll let this slide, seeing as this "Benjamin Lad," from what I gather, is convinced the incident is the work of some grave robber.

I see. Thank you, sir.

But keep in mind, Adonis...if this does come back to bite us in the ass, you're going to deal with the consequences.

Well done, all.
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[EndQuote]

gg, Pwnemon. I'm glad my attempt to punch a ghost didn't ruin my chances in this battle.

Thanks for the awesome reffing, Wanderer!