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me thinking vERY HARD and expanding my BRIAN with experimental drugs to comu up with a "GUY" so i can post in the, "think of a guy " thread but, i canot come up with anything, so i , give up in exasparation and open my nietzche book only to be met with, "when the void stares too long into you you mayt also stare back, and i come up with an idea, and i post it imediately in the , thread. i hope you all liked my Post adn, if yopu like it feel free to ,put a like in oit in the smogon web site!!
i love early think of a guy in general but this has stuck with me the longest.
I hope that both of you realize that this type of response:
1. Doesn't make sense
2. Is inapplicable to the subject of the thread
3. Is incredibly unimaginative and shows a dearth of mental acuity in the poster
4. Was already anticipated by me when I created this thread, meaning: your behavior fits entirely inside of my head, and was considered by me to be so non-noteworthy that I did not even bother to preempt your responses in my original...
and i found this again. I have never forgotten these words. Ever. I fear when I'm an old man in a home i'll be repeating this and chuckling to myself until I die.
Through a unique combination of formatting, weird grammar and dramatic, almost redundant, word choice, typing in the style of a common Smogon analysis has a small- yet viable- niche in my humor lexicon, making it instantly recognizable to me and my friends. However, this joke is not without its flaws- due to the relatively limited Smogon player base and the ever-dwindling pool of analysis writers, the joke seems fated to wallow in relative obscurity.
I woke up with a smile, and used the bathroom. I flexed in front of the mirror while listening to Tchaikovsky. I ate my cheerios, and I played Age of War 2 for 7 hours.
I finished off with one of my favorite pastimes: browsing the Official Smogon Rate My Team Forum. It's a wonderful place — users of all manner of playing career and status share their ideas, and often find suggestions that may help both the rater and the sharer of the team grow as players. I particularly enjoy them for their analysis aspect. It's one thing to see a set of pokemon, and...
Whenever I see Pokémon minisprites in place of a Pokémon's name this thread flashes in my brain
A few months ago my husband (non Smogon user) informed me that I had showed him this thread no fewer than three times already. Honestly deserves to be in Smogon Gallery, and also pinned in the RMT forum. Perhaps with a big blinking light next to it, so everyone sees it. Then the blinking light could hurt my eyes instead of the minisprites, which would be a moral victory at least
This post is a cry for help. I can’t stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid orange shitstain somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back.
Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of a stat drop. I quickly leaped out of my chair and turned around, but the fucker had already used intimidate on all of my coworkers. I ran towards the bastard to punch him, but he set up stealth rocks in my cubicle, preventing me from working again. I quickly bolted to the office fridge to grab some ice cubes, but...
Evergreen not only because it's funny but Evergreen in how Lando-T never gets banned and is always so annoying
This post is a cry for help. I can’t stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid orange shitstain somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back.
Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of a stat drop. I quickly leaped out of my chair and turned around, but the fucker had already used intimidate on all of my coworkers. I ran towards the bastard to punch him, but he set up stealth rocks in my cubicle, preventing me from working again. I quickly bolted to the office fridge to grab some ice cubes, but...
Evergreen not only because it's funny but Evergreen in how Lando-T never gets banned and is always so annoying
bad as the red cat may be, he's atleast only on vgc. seeing the stupid fucking tiger every game both on gen 8 vgc AND OU AND Ubers was so fucking ass man
