,,evergreen'' smogoff posts

[BestDatrix]

RULES

• posts must be older than six months old
• you must not be the poster
• post must be the kind of post that sticks in your brain and stays with you for your whole life
• posts must not consist solely of a meme, there is another thread for that
• bonus: posts must not be from the gallery. you can just look at the gallery for that

OPTIONAL

• recreate the post as best you can in quote form for ease of reading! (it literally does it for you just post the link I'm stu)

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/the-poster-improvement-thread.3739556/#post-10199054

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/the-poster-improvement-thread.3739556/#post-10199057

These have stayed in my head for such an unhealthy amount of time

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/think-of-a-guy.3682894/page-3#post-9389022

i love early think of a guy in general but this has stuck with me the longest.

 

[internet]

will be really funny in six months when someone randomly realizes they can put a post from this thread in this thread. looking forward to it

 

[BestDatrix]

sifting through some old smogoff posts to post here, almost went with Big Ashley's "I" thread (wonderful read would reccommend)

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogon-usernames-that-aged-incredibly-poorly.3752120/#post-10285602

and i found this again. I have never forgotten these words. Ever. I fear when I'm an old man in a home i'll be repeating this and chuckling to myself until I die.

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/i-still-have-an-erection.3672515/post-8642151

whole thread is incredibly goated but cookie's words struck a chord with me here

 

[phoopes]

I forgot about the mon-splaining thread until I was looking for something else but this one is hilarious

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/‘mon-splaining.3711589/#post-9416154

 

[Mechalico]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threa...sers-descent-to-madness.3732899/#post-9899155

Whenever I see Pokémon minisprites in place of a Pokémon's name this thread flashes in my brain

 

[Blizihguh]

Whenever I see Pokémon minisprites in place of a Pokémon's name this thread flashes in my brain

Click to collapse...

A few months ago my husband (non Smogon user) informed me that I had showed him this thread no fewer than three times already. Honestly deserves to be in Smogon Gallery, and also pinned in the RMT forum. Perhaps with a big blinking light next to it, so everyone sees it. Then the blinking light could hurt my eyes instead of the minisprites, which would be a moral victory at least

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/landosus-t-ruined-my-life.3700534/post-9185166

Evergreen not only because it's funny but Evergreen in how Lando-T never gets banned and is always so annoying

 

[Local Dog]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/landosus-t-ruined-my-life.3700534/post-9185166

Evergreen not only because it's funny but Evergreen in how Lando-T never gets banned and is always so annoying

Click to collapse...

bad as the red cat may be, he's atleast only on vgc. seeing the stupid fucking tiger every game both on gen 8 vgc AND OU AND Ubers was so fucking ass man

 

[Magic Mayhem Maiden]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/i’m-still-a-gamer.3670307/post-8653016

the tournament players who occasionally visit Smogoff have deep things to say

 

[sheepie]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/question.3674556/post-8681292

 

[RainWaiv]

will be really funny in six months when someone randomly realizes they can put a post from this thread in this thread. looking forward to it

Click to collapse...

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threa...hanksgiving-gatherings.3774430/#post-10788878

still have no idea why dora float lives in my head

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/stop-reacting-to-my-posts.3682417/#post-8823515

no good post goes unpunished

 

[Mechalico]

will be really funny in six months when someone randomly realizes they can put a post from this thread in this thread. looking forward to it

Click to collapse...

today's the day!!

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/evergreen-smogoff-posts.3779310/#post-10915701

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/evil-incineroar-has-to-die.3749320/#post-10232779

evil incineroar takes up like 2% of my brainspace at all times

 

[BestDatrix]

https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/your-smogoff-niche.3682725/#post-8828927

looooove this post omg