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Alright, I'm sorry that this is a bit late, but it's not too late to contact me. I too am representing a faction, and any mercenaries who hit me up on IRC / PMs definitely have a good shot at being recruited!
The morning brings a cold breeze that clears the smoke that plagued last nights relatively boring night. A lot of brave words were exchanged but many had were left unbacked. The Monkey King returns from Ikea with a brand new dirt impervious couch and smacks Rick James of his throne.
Any previous modified rules are now back in their original state!
To start the morning proceedings, the Monkey King receives a very important message which he begins to read out:
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