Tonight I had a good battle that I had on Shoddy and I am not good at introductions so here is the warstory
Rules: Evasion Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause
Hobo Joe's Team:
Gengar,
Machamp,
Weezing,
Sceptile,
Garchomp,
Umbreon
ultimatt_trainer's Team:
Vaporeon,
Foretress,
Leafeon,
Froslass,
Spiritomb,
Weavile
ultimatt_trainer sent out Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Hobo Joe sent out Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gengar used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 54% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Gengar lost 58% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
The first thing that came to my mind was if there was an Vire I would be pretty much screwed, but then I just thought of trying it again.
Gengar used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 54% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Vaporeon fainted.
6-5 Hobo Joe
OK no Vire and a dead Vappy which is pretty good, but what's coming next.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Gengar used Focus Blast.
Forretress lost 64% of its health.
Forretress used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
Wow, that did a little less damage that I would of thought due to Foretress's horrible special defence but it is enough for a 2KO. But I wonder if the setting of the shurikens would hurt me
in the long run.
Gengar used Focus Blast.
Forretress lost 65% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Forretress fainted.
4-6 Hobo Joe
Spikes won't play a big role now, but I'm hoping that there won't be anything that will outspeed this thing.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Leafeon lost 66% of its health.
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Leafeon's attack was sharply raised.
Leafeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Leafeon restored 6% of its health.
What is the attacking MS of this? Well I'm not going to find out
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Leafeon lost 66% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Leafeon fainted.
3-6 Hobo Joe
Gengar is just ripping right through this competition at the speed of light. Maybe a 6-0 sweep for me.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Froslass (lvl 100 Froslass ?).
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Froslass lost 98% of its health.
Froslass used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Gengar lost 79% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Gengar fainted.
3-5 Hobo Joe
Maybe not. I was just wondering not Shadow Ball or something like that.
Hobo Joe switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Machamp was hurt by Spikes!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Froslass used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Machamp lost 51% of its health.
Machamp used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Froslass lost 132% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Froslass fainted.
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp restored 6% of its health.
2-5 Hobo Joe
Mental note: Call Machamp “DA CHAMP”. Thank Go... er Arceus for no crit.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
Machamp used Stone Edge.
Spiritomb lost 38% of its health.
Spiritomb used Will-o-wisp.
Machamp was burned!
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp restored 6% of its health.
Machamp was hurt by its burn!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Argh. A burned Champ is a bad Champ. Why not paralasis or something like that. Machamp is slow enough.
Hobo Joe switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile was hurt by Spikes!
Sceptile lost 12% of its health.
Spiritomb used Calm Mind.
Spiritomb's special attack was raised.
Spiritomb's special defence was raised.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Time to bring in Sceppie to break this guy in half. Just I hope that Leaf storm would kill it through that CM.
Sceptile used Leaf Storm.
Spiritomb lost 76% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Spiritomb fainted.
Sceptile's special attack was harshly lowered.
1-5 Hobo Joe
Choice Specs Sceptile strikes and the googly eyed ghost passed out. Just what is his final guy to sacrifice to me.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Hobo Joe switched in Weezing (lvl 100 Weezing ?).
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Uh oh. I think that a jolly Weavile outspeeds a Timid Spectile so time to use the mascot.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
Weezing lost 50% of its health.
Weezing was frozen solid!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Damn fucking freezehax. It always happens to me. %10 my ass. Just hope that I'll thaw and burn that thing.
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Thaw Thaw THAW!!!!
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
At least Weezing is healing a bit of the damage off.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 178% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Weezing fainted.
1-4 Hobo Joe
Normally the weasel gets popped, not a mascot. Damn freezehax
Hobo Joe switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Machamp was hurt by Spikes!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
Machamp lost 172% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Machamp fainted.
1-3 Hobo Joe
Hoping that weavile might slip up and I can expliot that 4x weakness to fighting, but Machamp got raped for it.
Hobo Joe switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile was hurt by Spikes!
Sceptile lost 12% of its health.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Sceptile lost 629% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Sceptile fainted.
1-2 Hobo Joe
OK my theory of Weavile outspeeding Sceptile is right. So I think I lost this match. Such a good start with Gengar.
Hobo Joe switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp lost 12% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer: i love weavile...
Hobo Joe: omg i gonna be swept
Weavile used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Garchomp lost 1331% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Garchomp fainted.
1-1 Tie
OK the crit was just mean, evil, overkill. Time to send in my special wall.
ultimatt_trainer: i got superlucky with the freeze
Hobo Joe: omg damage
Hobo Joe switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Umbreon was hurt by Spikes!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer: haha yup
Weavile used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 195% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Umbreon fainted.
ultimatt_trainer wins!
Omg I just horribly lost to a Weavile and I am just in shock. Me and my opponent had a discussion afterwards and wished each other a good game. So here comes some props and many slops.
Props:
-Gengar sweeping half the team
-No Skarmoray or Blissey (Damn pink fat WHORE)
Slops:
-Allowing Weavile to get three sword dances
-10% chance of freezing my ass
- 4 guys didn't really get the chance to shine
So I hoped you liked this and laughed when I had 5 guys of my team raped by a Weavile.
Rules: Evasion Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause
Hobo Joe's Team:
Gengar,
Machamp,
Weezing,
Sceptile,
Garchomp,
Umbreon
ultimatt_trainer's Team:
Vaporeon,
Foretress,
Leafeon,
Froslass,
Spiritomb,
Weavile
ultimatt_trainer sent out Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Hobo Joe sent out Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gengar used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 54% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Gengar lost 58% of its health.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
The first thing that came to my mind was if there was an Vire I would be pretty much screwed, but then I just thought of trying it again.
Gengar used Thunderbolt.
It's super effective!
Vaporeon lost 54% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Vaporeon fainted.
6-5 Hobo Joe
OK no Vire and a dead Vappy which is pretty good, but what's coming next.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).
Gengar used Focus Blast.
Forretress lost 64% of its health.
Forretress used Spikes.
Spikes were scattered everywhere!
Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!
Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little!
Forretress restored 6% of its health.
Wow, that did a little less damage that I would of thought due to Foretress's horrible special defence but it is enough for a 2KO. But I wonder if the setting of the shurikens would hurt me
in the long run.
Gengar used Focus Blast.
Forretress lost 65% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Forretress fainted.
4-6 Hobo Joe
Spikes won't play a big role now, but I'm hoping that there won't be anything that will outspeed this thing.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Leafeon lost 66% of its health.
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Leafeon's attack was sharply raised.
Leafeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Leafeon restored 6% of its health.
What is the attacking MS of this? Well I'm not going to find out
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
Leafeon lost 66% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Leafeon fainted.
3-6 Hobo Joe
Gengar is just ripping right through this competition at the speed of light. Maybe a 6-0 sweep for me.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Froslass (lvl 100 Froslass ?).
Gengar used Shadow Ball.
It's super effective!
Froslass lost 98% of its health.
Froslass used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Gengar lost 79% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Gengar fainted.
3-5 Hobo Joe
Maybe not. I was just wondering not Shadow Ball or something like that.
Hobo Joe switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Machamp was hurt by Spikes!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Froslass used Psychic.
It's super effective!
Machamp lost 51% of its health.
Machamp used Stone Edge.
It's super effective!
Froslass lost 132% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Froslass fainted.
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp restored 6% of its health.
2-5 Hobo Joe
Mental note: Call Machamp “DA CHAMP”. Thank Go... er Arceus for no crit.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Spiritomb (lvl 100 Spiritomb ?).
Spiritomb is exerting its pressure!
Machamp used Stone Edge.
Spiritomb lost 38% of its health.
Spiritomb used Will-o-wisp.
Machamp was burned!
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little!
Machamp restored 6% of its health.
Machamp was hurt by its burn!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Argh. A burned Champ is a bad Champ. Why not paralasis or something like that. Machamp is slow enough.
Hobo Joe switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile was hurt by Spikes!
Sceptile lost 12% of its health.
Spiritomb used Calm Mind.
Spiritomb's special attack was raised.
Spiritomb's special defence was raised.
Spiritomb's leftovers restored its health a little!
Spiritomb restored 6% of its health.
Time to bring in Sceppie to break this guy in half. Just I hope that Leaf storm would kill it through that CM.
Sceptile used Leaf Storm.
Spiritomb lost 76% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer's Spiritomb fainted.
Sceptile's special attack was harshly lowered.
1-5 Hobo Joe
Choice Specs Sceptile strikes and the googly eyed ghost passed out. Just what is his final guy to sacrifice to me.
ultimatt_trainer switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).
Weavile is exerting its pressure!
Hobo Joe switched in Weezing (lvl 100 Weezing ?).
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Uh oh. I think that a jolly Weavile outspeeds a Timid Spectile so time to use the mascot.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
Weezing lost 50% of its health.
Weezing was frozen solid!
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Damn fucking freezehax. It always happens to me. %10 my ass. Just hope that I'll thaw and burn that thing.
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
Thaw Thaw THAW!!!!
Weavile used Swords Dance.
Weavile's attack was sharply raised.
Weezing is frozen solid!
Weezing's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Weezing restored 6% of its health.
At least Weezing is healing a bit of the damage off.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
A critical hit!
Weezing lost 178% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Weezing fainted.
1-4 Hobo Joe
Normally the weasel gets popped, not a mascot. Damn freezehax
Hobo Joe switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ?).
Machamp was hurt by Spikes!
Machamp lost 12% of its health.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
Machamp lost 172% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Machamp fainted.
1-3 Hobo Joe
Hoping that weavile might slip up and I can expliot that 4x weakness to fighting, but Machamp got raped for it.
Hobo Joe switched in Sceptile (lvl 100 Sceptile ?).
Sceptile was hurt by Spikes!
Sceptile lost 12% of its health.
Weavile used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Sceptile lost 629% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Sceptile fainted.
1-2 Hobo Joe
OK my theory of Weavile outspeeding Sceptile is right. So I think I lost this match. Such a good start with Gengar.
Hobo Joe switched in Garchomp (lvl 100 Garchomp ?).
Garchomp was hurt by Spikes!
Garchomp lost 12% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer: i love weavile...
Hobo Joe: omg i gonna be swept
Weavile used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Garchomp lost 1331% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Garchomp fainted.
1-1 Tie
OK the crit was just mean, evil, overkill. Time to send in my special wall.
ultimatt_trainer: i got superlucky with the freeze
Hobo Joe: omg damage
Hobo Joe switched in Umbreon (lvl 100 Umbreon ?).
Umbreon was hurt by Spikes!
Umbreon lost 12% of its health.
ultimatt_trainer: haha yup
Weavile used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Umbreon lost 195% of its health.
Hobo Joe's Umbreon fainted.
ultimatt_trainer wins!
Omg I just horribly lost to a Weavile and I am just in shock. Me and my opponent had a discussion afterwards and wished each other a good game. So here comes some props and many slops.
Props:
-Gengar sweeping half the team
-No Skarmoray or Blissey (Damn pink fat WHORE)
Slops:
-Allowing Weavile to get three sword dances
-10% chance of freezing my ass
- 4 guys didn't really get the chance to shine
So I hoped you liked this and laughed when I had 5 guys of my team raped by a Weavile.
