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Umbreon Dan

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the tv i just bought was too big to fit in my car.

i slept on too many pillows last night and now my neck is stiff.

the disaster in japan made me sad.

it is sunny outside but i have to work.

i feel like i have to go to the bathroom, but i tried five minutes ago and couldn't.

my dryer takes longer to dry than my washer does to wash.

i'm fat.
 
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My HR director is literally having her baby on Monday. She's being a bitch to me right now, but I can't say anything because she's like 9 months pregnant. I have to hide in my office :(
 
i don't know if i can afford to keep smoking as much weed as i have until the next installment of my student loan comes in, and it helps me sleep :(
 
I don't want to go to the college and discuss how to get my classes signed up; can't I just wait until the fall semester!?!
 
i cant decide on whether to keep my current enjoyable job or try and get a different enjoyable job
 
Umbreon Dan said:
the tv i just bought was too big to fit in my car.
stop using Toyotas.

i slept on too many pillows last night and now my neck is stiff.
I'm not sure, let me sleep on it and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

the disaster in japan made me sad.
Invest in nuclear power. It can only go up from here.

it is sunny outside but i have to work.
Take a sick day.

i feel like i have to go to the bathroom, but i tried five minutes ago and couldn't.
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my dryer takes longer to dry than my washer does to wash.
You don't need clothes.

i'm fat.
Go to McDonalds. It's even healthier than Taco Bell!
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Johann said:
The Jews want to put a thin string around my town.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. IT'S ALREADY BEGUN.

YOU WOULD HAVE TO UN-KOSHERIFY THE BAKERY

AND THAT WOULD INCLUDE CONVINCING THE JEWS THERE TO GIVE UP THEIR ONLY SOURCE OF INCOME

JUST GIVE UP, MAN

GIVE UP

THERE'S NO HOPE

We're all going to die in a year and a half anyway so why does it matter?
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I have the incredible urge to punch another person in the face, but social etiquette bars me from assaulting innocent people.
 
I can't go to a music festival because my Uncle's wedding is the same weekend :( Can't believe I'm gonna miss getting drunk in a field and have to get drunk in a hotel instead.
 
I'd like to take a nap before I have to go to my 5 hour work shift but I don't know if I have enough time to really enjoy it.

I didn't have any ice cubes made so the water I'm drinking is a little warmer than I prefer.

My hot water heater doesn't store enough water so I can only take 10 minute showers when I'd really like one that's about 15-20.

My internet goes down for about 10 minutes every Sunday morning and it always happens during a LoL match.

Gasoline is $3.33 a gallon.

I live in a cul de sac so the ice cream man doesn't go down my road, so when I hear him I have to walk a couple of blocks.

I only have enough expendable income to buy about one new game a month, but there are more games that I want to play/own.

I've got problems... FWP
 
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