first world problems

[akuchi]

My mother is going to be SO PISSED when she finds out I've got a kitten

 

[NatGeo]

Marijuana isnt legal :(

 

[Charro]

I break up with my girlfriend :U

 

[VKCA]

ahahahahahaha

Let's see.
-There is so many projects and papers to submit even though summer hols are on.
-There is little to GP Check and I don't know how to pass my time.

uhh

 

[Calm Pokemaster]

Let's see.

-There is so many projects and papers to submit even though summer hols are on.

-I want to play Ubers but no one is on the ladder.

-There is little to GP Check and I don't know how to pass my time.

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

yeah but no one actually wants to do work. it is a real dilemma.

i just graduated, i do not have the stamina to party continuously; it sucks.

 

[Umbreon Dan]

brushing my teeth made my orange juice taste bad.

burger king was out of burgers.

i never open the comics thread at work because it's marked nsfw, but when i get home it's almost always something i could have opened at work.

my maple syrup is too sweet.

i can't get back to my normal sleep cycle after my trip to asia.

i don't feel like getting dressed today, but the blinds are open and to close them i'd have to get dressed.

i played games on my iphone, and now the battery is too low to last for the rest of the train ride.

my new car isn't new any more.

sometimes i think i waste some of the rooms in my house by not spending enough time in them.

sometimes a breeze catches the hair on my arm and it makes me think a bug is crawling on me.

my butler doesn't have an english accent.

 

[Umbreon Dan]

i want to flatten this mosquito but it's in the middle of my keyboard.

 

[Alan]

duke nukem forever has taken this long to be released

 

[v]

i havent eaten anything in like i cant remember how long and im on a bunch of vicodins i cant even remember how many but probably more than i should be and a;so a little advil but im so hungry i reall can relate to africans now (no offense tik)

 

[xenu]

my hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.

 

[Wishy]

i wish i could find a proxy or something to get hulu videos to work

speaking of: canada needs it's own version of hulu

 

[cookie]

brushing my teeth made my orange juice taste bad.

burger king was out of burgers.

i never open the comics thread at work because it's marked nsfw, but when i get home it's almost always something i could have opened at work.

my maple syrup is too sweet.

i can't get back to my normal sleep cycle after my trip to asia.

i don't feel like getting dressed today, but the blinds are open and to close them i'd have to get dressed.

i played games on my iphone, and now the battery is too low to last for the rest of the train ride.

my new car isn't new any more.

sometimes i think i waste some of the rooms in my house by not spending enough time in them.

sometimes a breeze catches the hair on my arm and it makes me think a bug is crawling on me.

my butler doesn't have an english accent.

i havent eaten anything in like i cant remember how long and im on a bunch of vicodins i cant even remember how many but probably more than i should be and a;so a little advil but im so hungry i reall can relate to africans now (no offense tik)

i thought this was the drugs thread so you couldn't imagine how bemused i was when i read these posts

 

[Thorns]

my mouse surface is made of rubberised plastic and it looks and feels really good so i'm afraid to scratch it with my fingernail so i hold it in a very awkward grip

 

[Midnight Show]

I had a really good one to post here a few days ago, but I didn't bother because this thread hadn't been used in a month. Now I've forgotten what I was going to post.

FWP.

 

[internet]

it is raining sulphuric acid outside and the atmospheric pressure is ridiculously high.

 

[Trax]

 

[Tobes]

I'm annoyed that demotivationals exist.

 

[internet]

moved to a new place again

it has no atmosphere and the sun moves weirdly

shit :I

 

[Taylor]

uh legalise cannabis and ban cigarrettes already..

 

[internet]

friends are complaining about hardly being able to see the sun and about it being cold where they live

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

My boss told me to order a replacement keyboard from laptopsexpert.com, but it turns out he meant laptoppartsexpert.com. Laptopsexpert.com just redirected me to brazilsex.com.

Oh, that reminds me, my avatar can dance better than I ever could.

And also our secretary brought back a phone someone brought in and said "It turns on, but then it just goes black." So I said "That's bad news, it won't go back" and she didn't get it so I had to awkwardly explain that.

 

[internet]

ramblin wreck his avatar is just too good i can't stop looking at it

 

[GlassAbsol]

It Rained today, my shoes got wet so I had to put on another of my many pairs of shoes. Along with other also wet clothing that needed to be replaced.

I'm hungry, all there is in the house is food that africans would kill for, but I'm not african, so I'll pass.

My mother complains that my expensive sound system is too "thumpy" so much so that she needs to increase the volume on her Surround Sound Home Cinema System.

I have to leave my fiancee for 5 days while I go to a week long Higher Education Course, that I have to put money towards.

I don't know what fwp, and I'm too lazy to either google it on my HTC, or even easier, open a new tab. Ohwell, will wait for someone to inevitably enlighten me with another post in this thread.

E: It's friday tomorrow and somebody WILL sing that song, and I'll hurt my hand when I HAVE to knock their fucking teeth out

 

[McGrrr]

Fuck it's hard choosing between Michelin starred restaurants.