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Gaming Achievements

Unsure if this is that good of an achievement to admit to, but I did manage to beat the veteran difficulty of a good handful of the older call of duty games.

The titles specifically are World at War, 4: Modern Warfare (minus Mile High Club), Modern Warfare 2 (the original), Black Ops 2, and possibly Black Ops and Modern Warfare 3, it has been a couple years or so and frankly I forgot if I did beat those two, but I know I beat the rest, especially World at War as it was among the hardest games I managed to beat that I have played.
 
I got an achievement I never got before in Basketball GM, a free browser game with all the fun of spreadsheet roster construction and financial management, and zero actual basketball playing.

I got it with the smallest market team in the league, on Insane difficulty, on my first season. This challenge has many short- and long-term penalties. Most relevant here, I'm pressured to run a small salary cap, since it's much harder for me to turn a profit, and good financials help me not get fired. Also, player injuries take much longer to heal, on average.

I made this achievement despite running a bottom 10 salary league-wide, managing to turn a league-average total profit despite running the smallest market.

What achievement did I get? Well... uh...

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I got an achievement I never got before in Basketball GM, a free browser game with all the fun of spreadsheet roster construction and financial management, and zero actual basketball playing.

I got it with the smallest market team in the league, on Insane difficulty, on my first season. This challenge has many short- and long-term penalties. Most relevant here, I'm pressured to run a small salary cap, since it's much harder for me to turn a profit, and good financials help me not get fired. Also, player injuries take much longer to heal, on average.

I made this achievement despite running a bottom 10 salary league-wide, managing to turn a league-average total profit despite running the smallest market.

What achievement did I get? Well... uh...

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OK, I actually won the first season finals with a small market team on Insane this time.
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It was a win for small markets all along. Sacramento and Tampa finals, Cincinnati in the conference finals, and St. Louis and Portland making it to the conference semifinals.

This time, my opponents were the chokers. My star MVP-candidate guard got hurt in the first game, so they won the next three, making it 1-3, but I pulled back to close it out.
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Like the real NBA team based on gold, my Sacramento Gold Rush paired dominating offense with acceptable defense, riding a 61-21 record to the 1 seed. It began the season with a historic 34-2 run.

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Instead of a dominant offensive center, we had the best 3pt % and second-best 2pt %.
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My random starting team was very fortunate. Starting with an MVP candidate is exceptional. I started with the first four players, but the one weakness was the bench (and also too high salary), so the other players were trades / free agents.
(OVR is Estimated Overall (dependent on your scouting quality), and PT is playing time. This is my Finals healthy PT spread. I've omitted prospects.)

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Lucas was second in MVP and DPOY voting. The MVP placement was probably more deserved.
Those letters by his name mean the following: 3-point shooter, Athlete, Ball Handler, Interior Defender, Perimeter Defender, Passer, and Volume Shooter. Many "passers" are actually bad because they lack the offensive IQ to utilize their passing mechanics well, but Lucas has a solid estimated 65 offensive IQ, so his assist rate was pretty good.

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Here's a more detailed look at Lucas's estimated (team scouting-dependent) attributes. He came from Wisconsin, my favorite college program :heart:
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My profit was relatively low, but acceptable and clearly positive. For reference, the highest profit was 190M, and the lowest was -40 Million. I was 4th lowest. I managed to sneak under the cap with a league-average payroll, but it would have been very hard to shed more salary without impacting present performance or losing huge prospects.

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It is good I made a playoff run, or else I would have been in the red!
 
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there was this achievement in a game me and my friends all used to play that went something along the lines of "don't play this game for an irl year" and we all would try and sabotage each other by opening the game it was so funny ;-;
 
there was this achievement in a game me and my friends all used to play that went something along the lines of "don't play this game for an irl year" and we all would try and sabotage each other by opening the game it was so funny ;-;
This comment made me realize I got the achievement for not playing The Stanley Parable for 5 years 8 months ago.
 
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hey datrix! isn't it more of an achievement to have... i dunno... all keeper marks?
to answer your question. yes. but if you play any keeper at all (or really any isaac at all) you will know this is a feat because I'm missing the mandated fix they made for the char in rep (3 coin hearts when you beat hush)
god keeper is miserable to play
thank god t keeper exists
unthank god I got all of his marks
 
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