It's Semi-sandstorm because it's not immediately setting up Sandstorm.
Miss Mima ~ Mew @ Life orb
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 Spe/4 HP
Nature: Timid
- Nasty Plot
- Ice Beam
- Aura Sphere
- Thunderbolt
Mew is UU? Holy shit, it is. Well, I've always used Mew as a Special Sweeper, and normally a secondary Baton Passer. However, I don't have much to pass to on this team, so the point is moot and I added Aura Sphere instead to take care of Weaviles that happen to be unlock enough not to outspeed it.
Komachi ~ Hippopotas @ Evolite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/92 Atk/164 Def
Nature: Relaxed
- Stealth Rock
- Yawn
- Slack Off
- Earthquake
Guess what this is for, guys. I dare you. It's totally not for setting up a layer of Stealth Rock and Sandstorm. Yawn is a good choice for a tight spot, like if something is about to 2-3HKO Hippopotas- Sleep to soften it up for another Pokemon. If it lives long enough for the sleep to take effect while it's still out, that's where Slack Off and Earthquake come it. I'll Slack Off, finish setting up Stealth Rock, and Earthquake away.
Elly ~ Stoutland @ Life orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk/126 Def/126 Spe/4 SpDef
Nature: Adamant
- Fire Fang
- Return
- Crunch
- Work Up/Wild Charge
Okay, seriously. Why are all the good Pokemon UU. Personally, I /Really/ like Stoutland. It's very bulky, scoring well in all stats but Special Attack. I use one on my in game team, and that thing was used so much that while the rest of my team was around level 25, it was level 43. Since it's a Normal type, it can take an Ice-type move and live. Fire Fang puts a dent in an Ice Type's defenses. It's Sand Rush ability is even more helpful, doubling it's speed in Sandstorm. This allows it to outspeed a lot more than it could normally with 80 Base Speed, especially Ice Types.i like how it wiggles it's ears, that's adorable
Yuuka ~ Cradily @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Suction Cups
EVs: 252 HP/252 SpDef/4 Atk
Nature: Careful
- Rest
- Curse
- Seed Bomb
- Rock Slide
It's everybody's friend Cradily, replacing my Shaymin! Like most of my team, Cradily is a bulky, powerful grass type designed to take out other Sandstorm teams or Rain teams. Rock Slide surprises an unsuspecting pure Ice-type that's been sent out against it. Curse, as you know, is a must on Cradily. Rest is just the same. A similar story with Seed Bomb- It needs to be able to take out Milotic, Quagsire, and the like.
Nitori ~ Quagsire @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 Atk
Nature: Impish
- Rock Slide
- Recover
- Waterfall
- Toxic
Quagsire here is fun. He stands up to Ice-types like they were no thing. And then he rock slides them into nothing. And then he just recovers off the damage and moves on to the next, Toxic-ing your Chansey all the while.it also wants a hug
Tenshi ~ Flygon @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 SpDef
Nature: Jolly
- Earthquake
- Outrage
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
And then, a Flygon. We all know everybody loves Flygon. As you can guess, every sandstorm team has to have a Flygon on it. It takes out Dragons, it takes out Flying types, it takes out Ghosts and Psychics, and it carries a STABed Earthquake.
Everyone loves Flygon. But no one loves Tenshi.

Miss Mima ~ Mew @ Life orb
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpAtk/252 Spe/4 HP
Nature: Timid
- Nasty Plot
- Ice Beam
- Aura Sphere
- Thunderbolt
Mew is UU? Holy shit, it is. Well, I've always used Mew as a Special Sweeper, and normally a secondary Baton Passer. However, I don't have much to pass to on this team, so the point is moot and I added Aura Sphere instead to take care of Weaviles that happen to be unlock enough not to outspeed it.

Komachi ~ Hippopotas @ Evolite
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP/92 Atk/164 Def
Nature: Relaxed
- Stealth Rock
- Yawn
- Slack Off
- Earthquake
Guess what this is for, guys. I dare you. It's totally not for setting up a layer of Stealth Rock and Sandstorm. Yawn is a good choice for a tight spot, like if something is about to 2-3HKO Hippopotas- Sleep to soften it up for another Pokemon. If it lives long enough for the sleep to take effect while it's still out, that's where Slack Off and Earthquake come it. I'll Slack Off, finish setting up Stealth Rock, and Earthquake away.

Elly ~ Stoutland @ Life orb
Ability: Sand Rush
EVs: 252 Atk/126 Def/126 Spe/4 SpDef
Nature: Adamant
- Fire Fang
- Return
- Crunch
- Work Up/Wild Charge
Okay, seriously. Why are all the good Pokemon UU. Personally, I /Really/ like Stoutland. It's very bulky, scoring well in all stats but Special Attack. I use one on my in game team, and that thing was used so much that while the rest of my team was around level 25, it was level 43. Since it's a Normal type, it can take an Ice-type move and live. Fire Fang puts a dent in an Ice Type's defenses. It's Sand Rush ability is even more helpful, doubling it's speed in Sandstorm. This allows it to outspeed a lot more than it could normally with 80 Base Speed, especially Ice Types.

Yuuka ~ Cradily @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Suction Cups
EVs: 252 HP/252 SpDef/4 Atk
Nature: Careful
- Rest
- Curse
- Seed Bomb
- Rock Slide
It's everybody's friend Cradily, replacing my Shaymin! Like most of my team, Cradily is a bulky, powerful grass type designed to take out other Sandstorm teams or Rain teams. Rock Slide surprises an unsuspecting pure Ice-type that's been sent out against it. Curse, as you know, is a must on Cradily. Rest is just the same. A similar story with Seed Bomb- It needs to be able to take out Milotic, Quagsire, and the like.

Nitori ~ Quagsire @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP/252 Def/4 Atk
Nature: Impish
- Rock Slide
- Recover
- Waterfall
- Toxic
Quagsire here is fun. He stands up to Ice-types like they were no thing. And then he rock slides them into nothing. And then he just recovers off the damage and moves on to the next, Toxic-ing your Chansey all the while.

Tenshi ~ Flygon @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk/252 Spe/4 SpDef
Nature: Jolly
- Earthquake
- Outrage
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
And then, a Flygon. We all know everybody loves Flygon. As you can guess, every sandstorm team has to have a Flygon on it. It takes out Dragons, it takes out Flying types, it takes out Ghosts and Psychics, and it carries a STABed Earthquake.
Everyone loves Flygon. But no one loves Tenshi.