Happy Singles Awareness Day!

[Style_Dota]

Love is in the air, but not for us single people!

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

what if i just wanna smang it gurrl

 

[Lemonade]

Duke put condom's in my dorm's *snack* vending machines, 4 plus lube for 45 c. Is this a good deal?

 

[biggie]

Screw chicks tonight, bro. I just wanna dance

 

[More Cowbell]

Skyrim DLC is out, who needs a girlfriend?

 

[Ampharos]

League of Legends and Borderlands 2 are the only girls I need.

 

[Dave]

Mike, u have me.

 

[Jebus McAzn]

happy anna howard shaw day!

 

[X5Dragon]

I have a new car, she needs all my love...

Also, shouldn't we be S.A.D tomorrow?

 

[religiousjedi]

;-;

*curls up in bed while "reading" SI Swimsuit 2013*

 

[alamaster]

relevant

 

[Cherub Agent]

lol tell me about it ^

 

[Phadunk]

Screw chicks tonight, bro. I just wanna dance

Wait.. So he screws chicks and you dance?

 

[jumpluff]

relevant

I can't think of anything less fun and more anger-inducing than friendship. Valentine's Day sucks.

(I laughed tho)

eta: after clicking back into this thread I can't possibly imagine why this guy is single. ladies please

 

[internet]

(´･ω･`)

 

[Cherub Agent]

wait mike what happened to your beautiful girlfriend

 

[alamaster]

maybe she's not into orange skinned men (racist imo)

 

[Aldaron]

lol

 

[jumpluff]

lol

so how much money did you spend this year aldaron (´･ω･`)

(jk i don't think valentine's day activities are a bad thing)

 

[Style_Dota]

wait mike what happened to your beautiful girlfriend

I broke up with her about 2 months ago

Edit: also, fuck you ala my skin is not orange :(

 

[Chou Toshio]

Can I join in the party-- V-Day is still lonely when your date is over 2000 miles away. So... we had a 3 hour skype date. Was about as a fun as a skype date can get.

 

[Mafeking]

happy anna howard shaw day!

Jebus will you be my Liz Lemontine

 

[Pocket]

My guy friends and I will be celebrating Black Day on April 14th, Korean style!~ The black noodles are worth staying single ;0;

 

[Shining_Latios]

X5Dragon, that shit's ballin.

 

[WaterBomb]

He was referring to the fact that you live on Staten Island mike, and therefore have orange skin since all of Staten Island = guido Jersey Shore people.

Wife and I are having quiet dinner at home. I'm cooking fettuccini alfredo with chicken and we're going to enjoy a nice bottle of prosecco.

Women don't necessarily want extravagant, they just want sincere. If your woman insists on extravagant, get a new woman.

Also X5's Accord looks a lot like my civic, just larger. Honda ftw.