help me get revenge on my neighbours

[monkfish]

my neighbours keep playing their romanian polka dance music on full blast, making it unbearable to sit in the garden. i am plotting my revenge. i need suggestions on how to make their lives unbearable in return.

the conditions:

• nothing too criminal. bodily harm out of the question. im looking for irritants not injuries
• nothing that can be traced to me/my house. i need plausible deniability of wrongdoing

the best suggestion will receive the coveted mf neighbour revenge award. so far my ideas include: keying their car; scattering bird seed on their car during the night so it gets shat all over (I like this one); spraying their whole garden with sugar water so that it gets overrun with insects

 

[Snessy!]

shit in their garden

 

[Mace]

plant poison ivy in their backyard

 

[Colteor]

Do they have pets? You could get a dogwhistle to try and get their dogs to start barking non stop.

 

[monkfish]

shit in their garden

7/10 i would struggle to position myself in a way that would be amenable to depositing a loaf over the fence

plant poison ivy in their backyard

0/10 see rule #1

Do they have pets? You could get a dogwhistle to try and get their dogs to start barking non stop.

4/10 mean to the dogs (which they don't have)

 

[cookie]

use a drone to deposit glitter in their garden in what one could describe as a carpet bombing in the diy crafts world

and before you worry about them seeing you pick up the drone, you fly the drone out to a different location where your buddy picks the drone up and brings it back in a black bin liner

edit2: i think you can get biodegradable glitter so you can be eco-friendly in your revenge

 

[Mace]

0/10 see rule #1

last I checked poison ivy is just an irritant.

 

[War Incarnate]

bribe them to stop doing whatever's annoying you and call it a day while disguising yourself. they shouldn't know.

 

[cookie]

last I checked poison ivy is just an irritant.

poison ivy is for fuckin' chumps anyway, if they own their home, plant some japanese knotweed in their garden

 

[cookie]

that stuff is the glitter of the plant world, which is in turn the herpes of the diy crafts world

 

[Albatross]

I suggest spraying vinegar over their garden, as that should kill all their plants and shit. Vinegar stinks to high heaven though, so they’ll likely suspect foul play. Weed killer is another option, but you’d have to get one that kills grass.

If you wanna be really mean you can use fresh chicken shit, as it contains enough nitrogen to burn plants. Plus they’ll probably step on it, which is gross. It has to be fresh though, otherwise you’ll just be helping them out by fertilising their soil. I’m also not sure how effective it’ll be vs vinegar, so maybe use a mixture of both.

You could also throw water balloons/condoms full of piss over the fence

 

[zxgzxg]

politely ask them to turn down their music

 

[Snessy!]

do you have a hose? if so you could position it as far as possible over the fence and "forget" to turn it off

 

[Ivy]

Owning the libs with an invasive kudzu army

 

[Ereshkigal]

Play your own annoying music louder than theirs (wagner is really annoying when it's really loud)

 

[Snessy!]

Play your own annoying music louder than theirs (wagner is really annoying when it's really loud)

even better, play wap

 

[a loser]

I suggest spraying vinegar over their garden, as that should kill all their plants and shit. Vinegar stinks to high heaven though, so they’ll likely suspect foul play. Weed killer is another option, but you’d have to get one that kills grass.

If you wanna be really mean you can use fresh chicken shit, as it contains enough nitrogen to burn plants. Plus they’ll probably step on it, which is gross. It has to be fresh though, otherwise you’ll just be helping them out by fertilising their soil. I’m also not sure how effective it’ll be vs vinegar, so maybe use a mixture of both.

You could also throw water balloons/condoms full of piss over the fence

Ah, good thing we all have plenty of fresh chicken shit on hand.

 

[Albatross]

Ah, good thing we all have plenty of fresh chicken shit on hand.

I mean ideally you’d use plastic gloves or a bag to pick it up but if you like to handle it raw then you do you ig

 

[zorbees]

I don't have a method for revenge, but I would recommend befriending them and then waiting for the perfect moment to strike, lure them into a false sense of security so that when you exact your plan, they will never see it coming

 

[LordThemberchaud]

Move your garden.

 

[Earthflax]

If they have a garden, buy a ridiculous amount of aphids, and let them loose.

 

[az]

get rly into romanian polka dance music

 

[az]

~living well is the best revenge ~ ~ *

 

[nui]

-rent a car
-wear all black
-paintballs/eggs
-at night just absolutely hammer their home
-if the home has cameras, remove the plate and reattach when u stop at the street next.

 

[gvmgvm40]

play really loud hungarian music