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I’m still a gamer

Gamers.... To game or not to game.... that is the question...

Or should I say, that is the quick time event that you have to button mash x y x y up down kanomi code uggui sempai garrugamesh before the timer runs out and the cake is a lie and the princes is in another base belong to us! Whoaaaa!

Listen up yall, all I’ll have to say is that you just MIGHT be a gamer if u were able to understand what I was sayin above there ya hear. haha Classic Gaming Moment™!
 
i've recently had an epiphany. see, now i think that my life is like a video game. i'm trying hard to beat the stage, all while i am still collecting coins. also, i'm trying hard to save the girl. whoever that may be. this girl is probably metaphorical, but when i think about it, they could ultimately be me. it could relate to trying to save myself from my worst inclinations, for instance. who knows. obstacles? well, i'm jumping hurdles. and all the while, i'm growing up to be a big woman
 
im from the united states of gamerica

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i got a girlfriend while on vacation in chicago, and while we're making long-distance work, i fear she may be impacting my legacy as a gamer. i love her so much already, but i also love gaming. just because the Black Lives Matter necklace she gave me irritates my skin like i'm a vampire (but anti-racism is the allegorical silver) doesn't mean i should break up with her, right?

i guess i have to make a decision: love of a woman, or love of being a gamer. i welcome counsel and thoughts on my predicament
 
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