I may be small

the entire rap played in my head to the tune of hokey pokey bc i saw a funny dog on the internet with the song playing in the background and i feel 7 again with an irresistible urge to do the hokey pokey
 
[Diddy Kong] I'm the king of the jungle, you can call me Diddy Kong
I spit hot fire like Donkey Kong
I swing through the trees and I never miss a beat
I'm the best in the game, take a seat

[P. Diddy] Yo, it's P. Diddy in the house, let me show you how it's done
I'm the baddest rapper in the game, second to none
My rhymes are tight, my flow is sick
When I step up to the mic, I never miss a lick

[Diderot] I may be old school, but I still got the rhymes
I'm the father of the Enlightenment, ahead of my time
My encyclopedia's got all the knowledge you need
When it comes to rapping, I'm guaranteed to succeed

[Diddy Kong] You may have the knowledge, but I've got the skills
I'm the rap master, and I pay my bills
I'm cute and cuddly, but don't let that fool you
When it comes to rap battles, I always come through

[P. Diddy] You may be a monkey, but I'm the king of the scene
I've got platinum records and a big ol' limousine
My rhymes are smooth, my beats are fresh
When it comes to rapping, I'm always the best

[Diderot] You guys may be rappers, but I'm a man of letters
My philosophy's got all the right fetters
I'm the king of reason, the prince of the page
When it comes to rap battles, I'm the sage

[Diddy Kong] You may be the sage, but I'm the king of the beat
My rhymes are so fresh, they'll knock you off your feet
I'm a monkey with a mic, and I'm not afraid to use it
When it comes to rap battles, I always abuse it

[P. Diddy] You may think you're the best, but I'm the true master
My rhymes are so hot, they'll melt through plaster
I've got the bling, I've got the fame
When it comes to rapping, I've got the game

[Diderot] You guys may have the rhymes, but I've got the knowledge
My intellect is vast, and my rhymes are polished
I'm the father of the Enlightenment, the king of reason
When it comes to rap battles, I'm in my prime season

At least we can be comforted with the knowledge that AI will never replace rappers
 

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Good things cum in small packages
doesn't this mean that the good thing isn't what's small but it's that the receiver is small?

just talking about technicalities in that sentence's structure, if anyone interprets anything more, that's on them.
 

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