why do i have a feeling "Car Bomb" isn't featured as one of those drinks
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I was a bouncer at a bar
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why do i have a feeling "Car Bomb" isn't featured as one of those drinks
...we're hanging out later tonight lmao
This is where you would be wrong, an Irish Car Bomb is one of our most popular menu items. It's half a shot of Jameson, half a shot of Bailey's, which you drop into a half pint of Guinness and chug the whole thing
that's like if a New York club had a drink called the "Double Plane Crash," or a Tokyo sake bar having a "Burning Nagasaki" lol
shot of bourbon cream dropped into a bud heavy
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no that's not true I worked the last three nights
if you want an update I kicked out 4 people last night which is a new record
only one of them was funny though, after I kicked this guy out for being waaaayyy too drunk all of his friends profusely thanked me. like damn, he must be a really shitty friend if they were that happy to see him go lol
if you want an update I kicked out 4 people last night which is a new record
only one of them was funny though, after I kicked this guy out for being waaaayyy too drunk all of his friends profusely thanked me. like damn, he must be a really shitty friend if they were that happy to see him go lol
I broke up my first fight the other night
We have a few TVs and they were all playing the UCLA vs. Gonzaga Final Four game and this one guy apparently had a lot of money riding on UCLA. He was acting a fool and getting just generally way too rowdy so he got kicked out. When he was outside the bar though, a couple of passerbys started to taunt him because he was visibly upset over the game (watching it on his phone outside the bar) and he charged at these guys. Me and one of my managers stepped between them before any punches were thrown but there was some shoving and a lot of shit-talking and spitting at each other in general.
We have a few TVs and they were all playing the UCLA vs. Gonzaga Final Four game and this one guy apparently had a lot of money riding on UCLA. He was acting a fool and getting just generally way too rowdy so he got kicked out. When he was outside the bar though, a couple of passerbys started to taunt him because he was visibly upset over the game (watching it on his phone outside the bar) and he charged at these guys. Me and one of my managers stepped between them before any punches were thrown but there was some shoving and a lot of shit-talking and spitting at each other in general.
that guy knows what's up. all those warts are like mild acne, nothing to worry about
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what chapter would "accidentally" hard-deleted smogoff be in
Have you met a Karen yet?
When I originally saw this thread I assumed it was gonna be some roleplaying thing where we pretended to be drunken losers trying not to get thrown out or some shit. Slightly disappointed, but it’s cool knowing you could probably snap my back like a twig ig
Last night at work there was a couple doing some...interesting things. Like yeah I’m prepared for couples to get touchy/engage in PDA but I was not expecting the guy to “baby bird” his girlfriend(?) by chewing some food and then spitting it into her mouth. This happened multiple times and grossed everyone out enough that they got kicked
hey phoopes. sounds like a fun job. have you ever killed a man
Have you thought about the DPP OU claydol analysis ASMR during work?
yes, during “parents weekend” there was quite a few of them that were unhappy with being put on a waitlist to get in
We hung out once and then never again :(
no and I don’t really plan on it, mostly what happens is that two customers are threatening to fight each other and I just have to step between them before any punches are thrown. Even that is a rare occurrence
No, that would be sick though, have you ever thought about becoming a small business owner??
Nah but I killed two flies the other day. How many flies do you think it would take before I reach the equivalent of killing a person?
No but I will now
what are the last four digits on your credit card number?