Ideas You Had

[Martin]

Sounds good on paper, since scoops can definitely do get stuck trying to carve out super frozen ice cream, but you can also get the same benefit by just dunking the spoon in hot water between scoops. makes for a slightly moister but still satisfying ice cream serving (:

Don't they do this with the scoops at ice cream shops?

 

[Bog Monster]

Don't they do this with the scoops at ice cream shops?

When I worked at one we just left a scoop in the ice cream tub for each flavor. Convenient and stops cross-contamination between the nut and non-nut flavors.

We used the hot-water trick on metal spatulas when we scraped the sides of the tubs at the end of the day, though

 

[phoopes]

“JYNX” as a knuckle tattoo

 

[internet]

lightning strikes that blow your dick clean off

 

[solrock the great]

lightning strikes that blow your dick clean off

forbidden hrt (just ignore any side effects such as the rapid bleeding that would be caused by this)

 

[internet]

being struck by lightning is legal, wdym forbidden

 

[Yung Dramps]

"Russian Roulette" movie night playlist where it's 99 normal films + some shit like Salo or Cannibal Holocaust

 

[Dead by Daylight]

"Russian Roulette" movie night playlist where it's 99 normal films + some shit like Salo or Cannibal Holocaust

alternatively, you could do this with music

 

[phoopes]

alternatively, you could do this with music

At my old job we had a holiday party where people could add songs to the playlist and it just played in order. Most of it was very happy peppy or top 40 kind of stuff. So I made sure to slot in The Christmas Shoes right in between Danza Kaduro and Jump Around.

The whiplash that people got at the party was a sight to behold

 

[Lightniong]

alternatively, you could do this with music

make a playlist with 9 "somebody i used to love"s + 1 "anxiety" put it on shuffle and see what you get

 

[War Incarnate]

At my old job we had a holiday party where people could add songs to the playlist and it just played in order. Most of it was very happy peppy or top 40 kind of stuff. So I made sure to slot in The Christmas Shoes right in between Danza Kaduro and Jump Around.

The whiplash that people got at the party was a sight to behold

what is The Christmas Shoes like? it must've been a fun ride, judging by your description.

 

[DaddyBuzzwole]

alternatively, you could do this with music

asmr playlist featuring one (1) death grips song with every dial on the eq cranked up to max and bass boosted as much as technology can physically allow

 

[Onyx Onix 7]

You could also do a similar thing by tossing the Scotland Forever earrape into a music playlist. If you want the true experience, be sure to max out the volume.

 

[phoopes]

what is The Christmas Shoes like? it must've been a fun ride, judging by your description.

 

[Martin]

One of those novelty melting hot chocolate balls but the shell is made from red+white hemispheres and inside there is a marshmallow shaped like a Pokémon

 

[Martin]

A gym that does surge pricing for new memberships on New Years Day

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

A gym that does surge pricing for new memberships on New Years Day

i'm [pushes goggles up nose like an anime char] in the leisure industry myself and ime they tend to do big sales in jan. serious missed opportunity imo! get martin on the board of directors.

 

[bdt2002]

I think we should skip 2027 entirely and go right to 2028 once this year is over because I will not tolerate people making 6-7 jokes during the 2026-27 academic, athletic, and business years respectively. By extension, I also think extensive use of brain rot should be a punishable offense.