After doing some damage calculations, I realized that Swords Dance Heracross has the potential to be one of the most feared Pokemon ever. (Well, not really, but it is strong) The only problem, was that lackluster 85 Base Speed. To fix that problem, I made a team that would dish out paralysis and remove possible Hera counters. This would end with Heracross coming in on a Pokemon that will run (e.g. Blissey), SDing on the switch, and continuing to rip teams apart.
Note: 2 Pokemon I did use from Obi's "We are the Machampions", only because they are so cool :P
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/8 Atk/216 Def/32 Spd
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Zen Headbutt
- Wish
- Body Slam
- Stealth Rock
This is Obi's leading Jirachi. It works amazingly as a lead, paralyzing foes with Body Slam, setting up Stealth Rock, Wish-passing, and even flinch-haxing some pokemon. Sometimes, Jirachi will actually sweep teams by itself. SR is essential to the Hera sweep because it ruins random Focus Sashes.
Gyarados @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 72 HP/252 Atk/184 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Ice Fang
BandDos. Everyone always assumes BulkyDos, so when they switch to Gengar (Which happens a lot) to outspeed me after a DD, instead they are OHKO'd by a monstrous STAB waterfall running off of 574 Attack. Waterfall does about 36.23% - 42.51% to Max HP/Def Skarmory. If Skarmory is paralyzed then it's chances of roosting aren't to good thanks to Waterfalls flinch rate. This also does 74.01% - 87.01% to Max HP/Def Gliscor, which is one of Heracross' only counters. Unresisted attacking coverage is beautiful for this beast.
Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP/48 SAtk/208 SDef
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Flamethrower
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Earth Power
Restalk Tran. Works like a charm, burns physical attackers that come in with Lava Plume, and Earth Power is just a nice attack in general. Counters HP Ground-less Yanmega, as well as some HP ground ones. Rapid Spin Starmie fails to 2HKO with Surf. Great counter to Weezing who can also stand up to Heracross. Also does well against Jirachi and Celebi who cause some problems to the rest of the team.
Snorlax @ Choice Band
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Atk/252 SDef
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Sleep Talk
- Pursuit
Went over RestTalking Lax because it suits the team better. Catches those Starmies and Gengars with Pursuit. Another Sleep Absorber.
Celebi @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP/220 Def/32 Spd/4 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Recover
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Grass Knot
Another Obi Pokemon. Fills up a lot of holes on the team, such as countering Gyarados, Swamperts and Bulky Waters in general. Thunder Wave throws out some more paralysis. HP Ice does loads of damage to the Dragons.
Heracross @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 104 HP/252 Atk/152 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Close Combat
- Stone Edge
- Swords Dance
- Megahorn
The Main part of the team. Cleans up the opponents team what they are weak. SD on a switch, and wreck havoc.
Just incase you are underestimating the power of this monster, here are some damage calculations (After an SD of course):
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Skarmory: 107.49% - 126.35% OHKO
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Hippowdon: 96.43% - 113.57% Almost always a OHKO
Facade vs 212 HP/180 Def Gyarados(After Intimidate): 84.11% - 98.96% OHKO with SR down
Megahorn vs Max HP/Def Cresselia: 180.63% - 212.39% OucHKO
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Blissey: 319.19% - 375.63% ..... I think it might be a OHKO.
Facade vs Max HP/Def Gliscor: 86.44% - 101.69% Pretty much a OHKO with SR down.
This team has done very well on Shoddy, and I hope it gets even better.
Thank you in advance.
Note: 2 Pokemon I did use from Obi's "We are the Machampions", only because they are so cool :P

Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/8 Atk/216 Def/32 Spd
Impish nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Zen Headbutt
- Wish
- Body Slam
- Stealth Rock
This is Obi's leading Jirachi. It works amazingly as a lead, paralyzing foes with Body Slam, setting up Stealth Rock, Wish-passing, and even flinch-haxing some pokemon. Sometimes, Jirachi will actually sweep teams by itself. SR is essential to the Hera sweep because it ruins random Focus Sashes.

Gyarados @ Choice Band
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 72 HP/252 Atk/184 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Waterfall
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Ice Fang
BandDos. Everyone always assumes BulkyDos, so when they switch to Gengar (Which happens a lot) to outspeed me after a DD, instead they are OHKO'd by a monstrous STAB waterfall running off of 574 Attack. Waterfall does about 36.23% - 42.51% to Max HP/Def Skarmory. If Skarmory is paralyzed then it's chances of roosting aren't to good thanks to Waterfalls flinch rate. This also does 74.01% - 87.01% to Max HP/Def Gliscor, which is one of Heracross' only counters. Unresisted attacking coverage is beautiful for this beast.

Heatran @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP/48 SAtk/208 SDef
Modest nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Flamethrower
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Earth Power
Restalk Tran. Works like a charm, burns physical attackers that come in with Lava Plume, and Earth Power is just a nice attack in general. Counters HP Ground-less Yanmega, as well as some HP ground ones. Rapid Spin Starmie fails to 2HKO with Surf. Great counter to Weezing who can also stand up to Heracross. Also does well against Jirachi and Celebi who cause some problems to the rest of the team.

Snorlax @ Choice Band
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 Atk/252 SDef
Adamant (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Body Slam
- Earthquake
- Sleep Talk
- Pursuit
Went over RestTalking Lax because it suits the team better. Catches those Starmies and Gengars with Pursuit. Another Sleep Absorber.

Celebi @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP/220 Def/32 Spd/4 SDef
Bold nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Recover
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Grass Knot
Another Obi Pokemon. Fills up a lot of holes on the team, such as countering Gyarados, Swamperts and Bulky Waters in general. Thunder Wave throws out some more paralysis. HP Ice does loads of damage to the Dragons.

Heracross @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 104 HP/252 Atk/152 Spd
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Close Combat
- Stone Edge
- Swords Dance
- Megahorn
The Main part of the team. Cleans up the opponents team what they are weak. SD on a switch, and wreck havoc.
Just incase you are underestimating the power of this monster, here are some damage calculations (After an SD of course):
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Skarmory: 107.49% - 126.35% OHKO
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Hippowdon: 96.43% - 113.57% Almost always a OHKO
Facade vs 212 HP/180 Def Gyarados(After Intimidate): 84.11% - 98.96% OHKO with SR down
Megahorn vs Max HP/Def Cresselia: 180.63% - 212.39% OucHKO
Close Combat vs Max HP/Def Blissey: 319.19% - 375.63% ..... I think it might be a OHKO.
Facade vs Max HP/Def Gliscor: 86.44% - 101.69% Pretty much a OHKO with SR down.
This team has done very well on Shoddy, and I hope it gets even better.
Thank you in advance.