I'm currently trapped in a car with a cat

[Box]

If you killed the cat, it doesn't matter if you fucking puked, you could exit the car.

Unless the catshit turns out to be its offspring.

 

[mew420]

 

[Molk]

This........... is the complete and utter power of cats. Im scared now.

 

[Tortferngatr]

Just type the Contra Code and you'll be fine.

I also hear they run away if you say "FOR GREAT JUSTICE"

 

[tofucocoa]

>Quickly retrieve ARMS from SAFE.

 

[Libelldra]

I want this card now

 

[lmitchell0012]

I want this card now

me too

 

[phalanx]

you have any way of lighting the ciggy? if so, use it to set the cats paper fort on fire :P

 

[Vineon]

Reminds me of the 'Life of Pi', except it's a small canoe.

 

[Myzozoa]

Reminds me of the 'Life of Pi', except it's a small canoe.

Best post ever

try blowing a whistle loudly every time it gets close to you, gotta train the cat if you wanna stay alive

 

[Molk]

try declawing it, then even if you cant get out, the cat cant hurt you

 

[(makeup)]

are you aware declawing a cat is like the most inhumane way to abuse it

and rofl Mew420, excellent post. The you're fucked pun was excellent hahaha

 

[Molk]

are you aware declawing a cat is like the most inhumane way to abuse it

and rofl Mew420, excellent post. The you're fucked pun was excellent hahaha

yes, but would you rather be dead or be alive with a slightly traumatized cat?

 

[Charro]

Sooo...are you still there?

 

[Matthew]

I'm sorry the cat has grown to be the size of the car and has completely destroyed it. However our experiences in the car together have created an unstopable bond. I now ride this cat around town, it can move faster than any car I've seen in my town.

Despite the post traumatic stress that I am currently feeling (it's taken me several hours to compose this short post) I can safely say that I am alive, and better than ever. I hope my epic journey has inspired something in some of you.

 

[Box]

It didn't

 

[Stratos]

I'm so proud for cookie.

just wait till that thing reproduces.

 

[Molk]

(throws coke can at cat, cookie and Gen. Empoleon infract me, and cookie gives me a good slash to the face).

 

[WaterBomb]

I laughed hysterically at this thread, thanks for making my day. Although all the cat hate disturbs me a bit

 

[NatGeo]

meowch!

 

[Paradoxus]

EAT IT BEFORE IT EATS YOU

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, AND THAT CAT IS DONE

 

[WaterBomb]

I'm sorry the cat has grown to be the size of the car and has completely destroyed it. However our experiences in the car together have created an unstopable bond. I now ride this cat around town, it can move faster than any car I've seen in my town.

Despite the post traumatic stress that I am currently feeling (it's taken me several hours to compose this short post) I can safely say that I am alive, and better than ever. I hope my epic journey has inspired something in some of you.

I see some recent posters are ignoring this post, continuing to think Genny is still trapped in said automobile with said satanspawn.

 

[Arcticblast]

What's the experience of riding a giant cat like?

 

[popemobile]

imagine how bad the cat must feel being trapped in a car with you