if you're already going to hyperlink in your signature, why not just have it link a mf neocities page or something where you can actually make it look pretty or something. don't put it where the shitposters hang, someone might mistake your post here as a shitpost, unless that's what you're trying to do which in this case means I'm allowed to poke fun at you for all the time you've spent playing on the midladder of Pokemon showdown and having to deal with tall the 1289 ELO players who hax you to death. cool shitpost. there ain't nothing wrong with having a hobby, that I'll give you, and this is a neat little hobby you got there too. I'm also a poster on smogon dot com and i understand that the suspect tests you vote in can be and often are measures of validity and success on this darn website. oh woe is you that your signature is tooooo small to have all of your suspect votes. i got hobbies too in case you were curious, i like to run and read and write and watch reruns of survivor and play video games and spend my days relaxing with my friends when I can. i know for a fact that i will *never* have as many suspect votes as you do becauseI'm not as smart or as dedicated or as patient as you are, i accept this and I have made my peace with it. no, see my measure of worth is the ability to get some reactions from folks when they read my post (reactinos in the form of likes or just airsnorts outta their noses)t, and while I'm not expecting all that many on this post I'm absolutely sure that if we were to have a suspect test on threads like this in smogoff, and they had to do with the number of likes big ashley has doled out, buddy, i htink i'd be qualifyin' and you wouldn't be. in fact, maybe I'd hyperlink to my voting reccs on this kind of thread in my own signature. or maybe i'd do it on my neocities which I own and control and don't allow people to comment on because it's my hole that i can make pretty, and where I don't have to pretend that the things I post are supposed to be serious (unliek what you're doing here). i think you got guts kid, i think you got a spark, i thin kyou got bright days ahead of you, so just take my wall of nonsense as a bit of a warning, you should take care to think about what you're posting and here. back in my days i was posting personal information on shitholes like *the* facebook and twitter dot com and memebase and serebiiforums and xat chatrooms, and i learned that the best way to make sure that creeps and freaks and weirdos didn't interact with me was to make sure i never posted in the wrong spot. never stop posting, we all declare, but i would advise to add an asterisk saying "never stop posting in the correct places". that ain't to say that a good old fashioned civil diobidience post can't make a statement, i for one love civil disobidience, but friendo, you've tracked mud into the living room, and i'm going to take this opportunity to say you need to clean up your mess that you made in our community space. i don't care if this mud is made from the finest soil found in the everglades of florida and that if you run it on your face all your wrinkles will go away, you tracked mud into the house. maybe you should rub your face in it a bit to make sure that it actually serves its purposes rather than staining the hardwood floors of this here smogoff community center. so i'm gonna offer you a mop and a bucket and ask you delete this thread. do your civic duty to make sure that this place, smogoff dot com remains a place where people can be welcomed and appreciated on the merits of their posting and not about how good at pokemon they are. there are plenty of other places where you could put this monument of self-congratulation. again, you're staining the hardwood floors that phoopes waxes every few days. don't make his life harder. he has to do this job ever since being a bar bouncer stopped paying the bills.
