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Internet Mafia - GAME OVER! Epic Let's Players win!

FLAMESTRIKE IS A BULLY


ps talkinglion even though you are my cohost i hate you

all neutrals i recommend you direct all kills toward the elp

because they are bullies

pps walrein i wasnt lynched i was godkilled get it right ok

fine you win they lynched me

fuckers
 
Legitimate Majority

Updating from my phone is hard, so I'll just leave it at this:

Jalmont died.
Dear Jalmont,
You are DIVX, aka Div.
You are allied with the Penny Arcadians.
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A former DIVX player that somehow managed to sprout limbs, your default mood is drunk and surly. You qualify as a “minor character”, but when you do appear, expect drunken allcaps rage to occur. A firm believer in the philosophy of needing nothing but condoms and rum, you once did unspeakable things with a Playstation2.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Pickpocketing USER”. You will pretend to be drunk to lower USER’s defenses an them promptly steal any items they posess. You may also do this on dead players.

You win if the Penny Arcadians are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
It seems this fellow went by the alter-ego of qwerty.

Night 4 ends January 31 at 6 PM CST
 
fuck this game

01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> you know what
01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> fuck this
01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> everyone who voted
01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> for me
01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> can go fuck themselves
01[20:00] <+jalmont_afk> im out
 
Walreinforgotdeadlinewastodayline

That persistent smell of corpses is less prevalent today... it appears that only two people have died!

The first corpse belongs to Coronis. It appears that he was simply not old enough to legally participate in this game.
Dear Coronis,
You are Memebase.
You are allied with the Cheezburger Network Sites.
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Your name pretty much sums up your content: you are the base of operations for the many memes that proliferate the Internet. From rage faces to Chuck Testa, you have created many an image macro based off of these memes. Any meme that’s any meme gets its start either here or on 4chan, and much fewer people hold 4chan in high regard.

Each night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - You thought this item was dead? Nope, its just Chuck Testa!”. Ignoring my incorrect use of the meme, you will renew any used-up items currently in your possession. You can only use this once on each item.

You are currently holding Hypnotoad’s Mandate. <snip>

You win if the Cheezburger Network Sites are the last faction standing and all hostile neutrals have been eliminated.
It appears that he was still holding Hypnotoad's Mandate.

The next corpse is that of Engineer Pikachu. Like so many others before him, his soul appears to be missing.
Dear Engineer Pikachu,
You are Myspace.
You are neutral.
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You are the most popular social networking... wait, it’s NOT 2005? Oh. In that case, you are the Internet’s abandoned amusement park, only used by desperate musicians and hipsters trying to be ironic. Not even the socially awkward denizens of YouTube use you anymore - and for that, you’re going to make them pay.

Each odd-numbered night, you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Abandoning USER”. You will abandon USER like USER abandoned you and leave them in a ditch to starve to death.

Additionally, each night you may send the hosts a PM titled “Night X - Inviting USER to join Myspace”. You will send USER repeated invites, and eventually they will get so annoyed that they will tell you their alliance just to make you shut up.

Additionally, each day you may send the hosts a PM titled “Day X - Showing my support for USER”. Supporting USER will have the opposite of its intended effect, making their vote count for zero in that day’s lynch.

You are currently holding a Tiki Idol. <snip>

Though it pains you to think of this, you realize that anyone who still uses you is probably too unpopular to be in the game. Because of this, you have searched your user database and learned that ProtonJonSA, a Youtube Let’s Player, is not in the game.

You win if you kill three members of the Epic Let’s Players and are alive when the Epic Let’s Players lose.
He was still holding the Tiki Idol at the time of his death.

The terms & conditions are feeling a bit morbid today...
Terms & Conditions said:
Death is only the beginning for some of you~

[/update]

Results going out. Day 5 ends on February 2nd at 6 PM CST.
 
Sometimes Empoof posts so that other people can post later.

and they say chivalry is dead

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Also what is exploitation's standing in moral belief, and does exploitation help or hinder ones fitness? Think of this in terms of utilitarianism, exploitation can be good!
 
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