itt: pretend to be american

[Ryota Mitarai]

I charge my children rent, even though they are under 18 and thus what I am doing is illegal, but I disguise it under the pretext that I am teaching them financial management

 

[BW Tyler]

I charge my children rent, even though they are under 18 and thus what I am doing is illegal, but I disguise it under the pretext that I am teaching them financial management

LOL CRIIIINNNNNGGGGGEEEEEE FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR BROKE ASS

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

homeless? just buy a house, obviously.

 

[Plague von Karma]

You're trans?! May the good lord Jesus Christ guide you down the right path, snowflake! The devil has taken you!

...what do you mean I'm the snowflake?

 

[BW Tyler]

I am 15 years old
Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Hoes mad Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang

 

[theotherguytm]

Here in the UK we've been laughing off The Simpsons as a cheap parody of stereotypical America for so long now, we're having serious issues believing how accurate it actually is.

 

[LordThemberchaud]

My country's historical revisionism in schools has fueled the delusion that my country is perfect, and I will continue to propagate the lies for I have been given no reason to disbelieve it.

I hate reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every school day, and I know America sucks. I live in the USA.

 

[BW Tyler]

I hate reciting the Pledge of Allegiance every school day, and I know America sucks. I live in the USA.

I wanna go to the PTA to make the government remove the word "God" from the pledge of allegience even though it's been the same for 200 years

 

[tondas]

I eat breaded chicken sandwiches despite the fact that breading exists to be a bread replacement

 

[rien]

I'm proudly pro-life and also a big second amendment stan! G*d bless.

 

[rien]

I'm obsessed with building wooden houses in tornado- and hurricane-prone areas

 

[az]

oh my gooddddd, these posds, you guys...

what a gread thread. actually

 

[smogon account]

I'm american

 

[Plague von Karma]

What do you mean free healthcare isn't a debate in your country? Don't you care about free speech? Wait, it's a standard outside of America?

 

[iceblazer]

I overfeed my pets, post pictures of them on social media, and call them chonkers

 

[R-B-Y]

taxation is theft, and that's why i live in texas

 

[Rugi]

The more I hate the minority the tastier their cuisine

 

[かたわれ時]

I sit on a couch and buy GameStop shares to get back at the rich people who did nothing to deserve this treatment

 

[Dorron]

Hey, do you speak Mexican?

 

[xzern]

I sit on a couch and buy GameStop shares to get back at the rich people who did nothing to deserve this treatment

how much did citadel pay you to post this

 

[Plague von Karma]

Hey look, perfectly good food! Let's actually fucking nuke it with cheese to the point said perfectly good food can't even be tasted anymore!

 

[かたわれ時]

how much did citadel pay you to post this

An amount that cannot be disclosed

 

[BW Tyler]

Hey look, perfectly good food! Let's actually fucking nuke it with cheese to the point said perfectly good food can't even be tasted anymore!

I got a buddy up in Wisconson who can help with that

 

[Itchy]

Hello yes I like making fun of British and Australian people (who sound basically the same btw) with cartoonishly false accents and overstating usage of words such as mate, crumpet, and crikey

 

[smogon account]

itt: salty europeans lashing out at centuries of american superiority
you know it's true