Alright so I made this team after I got bored using stall on my other account katy perryz. I decided that since stall is a very stable way to get high on ladder, I decided to try an all out offensive team and try my luck out with it. Turns out that a joke offensive team I made with my friend Indra turned out to be decent.
Anyways on to the team
Aerodactyl (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Rock Slide
I'm not a very big fan of suicide leads but since this was suppose to be a full out offensive I decided I would try it out. The reason I choose Aero over azelf and metagross is because they dont keep SR off the field or prevent a team from getting a good start off. Also with scarfloom starting to make a rise as a lead aero makes a great canidate to be a typical suicide lead that SRs and annoys stuff with taunt.
Magnezone @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Explosion
- Flash Cannon
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
Alright since I was making an offensive team and scizor is the most used pokemon, why not use the good ole gyra/mence - maggy combo that resist every attack between these pokemon which makes life easier when trying to predict an opponent. I usually send in maggy after aero dies as I am not scared to let my opponent know I have a scarf maggy, it actually scares people into brining in scizor or maggy into play which I like to use to my advantage. It handles bulky waters very well except for pert.
Heatran (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Earth Power
- Explosion
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Grass]
Here we have heatran, another check for the number 1 used pokemon, ive never really used LO on heatran as I always scarf it or specs it. I decided that I will try out this and it has been amazing thus far. It helps me out greatly agianst stall as blissey tries to predict when im goin to explode and makes me force switches into rotom who does not like LO FB at all, HP grass helps me deal with perts who are cocky and think they can setup SR or try to roar. Explosion is for blisseys and other random stuff that I think might be a threat to my team. This pokemon has been amazing and I regret not using LO heatran sooner.
Gyarados (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk/6 Def/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang / stone edge
- Waterfall
Meh I realize my EV spread for this gyra is pretty shitty, if anyone could help me out it would be nice! I choose jolly because I got tired of random pokemon coming in who could out speed me ( mostly talking about jolteon coming in on adamant DD gyra ). So I decided to go with Jolly and I choose LO to give me that extra kick that I am missing from being adamant. Easily setups on lead perts who have been taunted by my aero.
Salamence (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Draco Meteor
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Outrage
Not many people use scarf mence at all, everyone goes with LOLMIXMENCE and stuff, I find that a scarf on mence is an amazing revenge killer. It lets me revenge sub petaya empoleon who has gotten an agility off, lets me revenge agility gross and all other random pokemon who get some type of speed boost. I do realize that my mence is SR weak and isnt able to come in all the time and revenge, but thats why I have aero lead, whos main job is to prevent SR and let my teams pressure from ever letting SR get on the field. No sr on the field makes gyra/mence and maggy combo be amazing.
Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 96 HP/252 Atk/162 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch
- Pursuit
- Superpower
- U-turn
Weird EV spread I know, its used as a general counter to stuff that hits from the special side. If anyone has a better special defensed EV spread for scizor by all means please give it to me. Not much else to say about this guy, uturn for scouting, bp for late game sweepage to clean up what my team couldnt finish off.
Well thats the team, please feel free to make fun of the team all you want :D. It started off as a joke team that
Anyways on to the team

Aerodactyl (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Rock Slide
I'm not a very big fan of suicide leads but since this was suppose to be a full out offensive I decided I would try it out. The reason I choose Aero over azelf and metagross is because they dont keep SR off the field or prevent a team from getting a good start off. Also with scarfloom starting to make a rise as a lead aero makes a great canidate to be a typical suicide lead that SRs and annoys stuff with taunt.

Magnezone @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Explosion
- Flash Cannon
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Thunderbolt
Alright since I was making an offensive team and scizor is the most used pokemon, why not use the good ole gyra/mence - maggy combo that resist every attack between these pokemon which makes life easier when trying to predict an opponent. I usually send in maggy after aero dies as I am not scared to let my opponent know I have a scarf maggy, it actually scares people into brining in scizor or maggy into play which I like to use to my advantage. It handles bulky waters very well except for pert.

Heatran (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 6 HP/252 Spd/252 SAtk
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Earth Power
- Explosion
- Fire Blast
- Hidden Power [Grass]
Here we have heatran, another check for the number 1 used pokemon, ive never really used LO on heatran as I always scarf it or specs it. I decided that I will try out this and it has been amazing thus far. It helps me out greatly agianst stall as blissey tries to predict when im goin to explode and makes me force switches into rotom who does not like LO FB at all, HP grass helps me deal with perts who are cocky and think they can setup SR or try to roar. Explosion is for blisseys and other random stuff that I think might be a threat to my team. This pokemon has been amazing and I regret not using LO heatran sooner.

Gyarados (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk/6 Def/252 Spd
Jolly nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang / stone edge
- Waterfall
Meh I realize my EV spread for this gyra is pretty shitty, if anyone could help me out it would be nice! I choose jolly because I got tired of random pokemon coming in who could out speed me ( mostly talking about jolteon coming in on adamant DD gyra ). So I decided to go with Jolly and I choose LO to give me that extra kick that I am missing from being adamant. Easily setups on lead perts who have been taunted by my aero.

Salamence (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 6 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Naive nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Draco Meteor
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Outrage
Not many people use scarf mence at all, everyone goes with LOLMIXMENCE and stuff, I find that a scarf on mence is an amazing revenge killer. It lets me revenge sub petaya empoleon who has gotten an agility off, lets me revenge agility gross and all other random pokemon who get some type of speed boost. I do realize that my mence is SR weak and isnt able to come in all the time and revenge, but thats why I have aero lead, whos main job is to prevent SR and let my teams pressure from ever letting SR get on the field. No sr on the field makes gyra/mence and maggy combo be amazing.

Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 96 HP/252 Atk/162 SDef
Adamant nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Bullet Punch
- Pursuit
- Superpower
- U-turn
Weird EV spread I know, its used as a general counter to stuff that hits from the special side. If anyone has a better special defensed EV spread for scizor by all means please give it to me. Not much else to say about this guy, uturn for scouting, bp for late game sweepage to clean up what my team couldnt finish off.
Well thats the team, please feel free to make fun of the team all you want :D. It started off as a joke team that