"Just add water" foods that I can eat without water?

[faint]

Please suggest "just add water" foods that I can eat without water and tell me what your biggest fear would be and why. Thank you.

 

[grape tylenol]

1. ramen noodles
2. my biggest fear is children they're just too scarey

 

[PowerOfMemes]

1. dehydrated milk
2. lactose intolerance; i dont wanna smell that

 

[boo836]

1 quick dry cement
2 i have a recurring dream in which i am in an art contest and lose to sonic vore, except i lose to a different artwork each time

 

[Aether]

ramen noodles

Please elaborate

 

[earl]

Please elaborate

its like a cracker of sorts

 

[Jungle cruiser]

Technically you can eat any "Just add water" foods! They're just not going to taste that good, and they're gonna be all chewy/crunchy. (But if you're into that then bon appetit!)

 

[Drifting]

It’s actually easier to eat those growing dinosaur toys if you don’t add the water (speaking from experience)

 

[a fairy]

1. Pasta
2. Whatever exists right before the line of death. The horror of indefinite indescribable pain and suffering without the release of death

 

[uppa]

1. oats

2. One time I dug a hole in my backyard with my dad and it was so much fun but when i came back to it the next day there was a foot long worm writhing at the bottom and now im scared of worms permanently

 

[zxgzxg]

cereal

 

[Sijih]

1. the powdered cheese packets from kraft mac and cheese
2. the powdered cheese packets from kraft mac and cheese. or maybe death

 

[Tack]

1 those instant mashed potatoes if you use milk
2 something that could make the closet scene here happen irl (this is an actual horror thing that fucked up a friend for like 2 weeks watch at your own risk)

 

[adjectivenoun]

1. Jell-O powder.
2. Setting foot in Cleveland.

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

1) anything. don't be a pussio

2) swans (the bird)

 

[skip]

Oatmeal

 

[CaffeineBoost]

sandwich.

 

[faint]

1. the powdered cheese packets from kraft mac and cheese
2. the powdered cheese packets from kraft mac and cheese. or maybe death

DO NOT TRY THIS!!!!

I had an expiring Kraft Mac & Cheese box with no access to water so I figured I'd give this a shot. I dumped the entire packet into my mouth and immediately began to regret my decision. Moments after the artificial cheese hit my mouth, my mouth completely dried up as clunks of cheese began to form. I simultaneously felt like I was drowning and dehydrating. Gasping for air, I took a breath in, only for the remaining cheese dust to hit the back of my throat, making it's way to my lungs, causing me to begin choking. I thought I was going to die.

I began clawing at my mouth to remove the cheese clumps in a desperate manner. In what I thought was my demise, all I could taste was something barely resembling what my taste buds assumed to my cheese. I was eventually able to clear my airway and begin breathing again. I spent the next 4 hours spitting artificial cheese chunks into my trash bin. It's been over 16 hours now and I can still taste the cheese. I have an appointment with a thoracic oncologist on Monday to discuss my situation.

Please, do not try this. It very well may kill you.

 

[Dead by Daylight]

1. I think dehydrated water should be a decent bet
2. faint - if the man can live dry swallowing a kraft mac n' cheese packet god knows what else

 

[cookie]

for 3 dollers a month you can buy faint a gallon of water so he doesn't kill himself trying to eat dehydrated food

 

[phoopes]

*grows into cheese clumps in faint’s throat*

I’m totally cheesemaxed and dairymoding right now. Absolutely Kraftpilled.

 

[olivia]

grape tylenol 's mountain dew bread

 

[adjectivenoun]

grape tylenol 's mountain dew bread

"Food."

 

[boo836]

i'm also told you can eat steak at Truffoni's without adding water but we are never gonna do that

 

[BestDatrix]

1. Cookie
2. Cookie