**KNOCK KNOCK** Hello this the police

[BP]

>opens door

"Hello officer what are you guys here for this afternoon."

 

[skippergamez]

“Doing drugs, you?”

 

[Candelia]

"I 'unno man, I just got here like five minutes ago."

 

[awyp]

"omg it smells like a pig stein in here"

 

[GatoDelFuego]

THIS IS THE POLICE SPEAKING!!!

THIS CLUB IS CLOSED...... FOREVER!!!

*techno music starts*

 

[McGrrr]

Isn't rule 1 don't talk to the police? Especially if you've got something to hide, but especially especially if you haven't got something to hide.

 

[az]

everyone stop posting i want to see where this goes

 

[Mova]

go away you're not invited

 

[UberSkitty]

sir this is a police station get back into your cell

 

[awyp]

**KNOCK KNOCK** "Hello this the police"

Me: *looks outside*

 

[boo836]

Hello this is the police who?

Spoiler

Hello, this is The Police

Spoiler

we regret to inform you that your husband and child have died at hospital after a five-car pileup.

 

[War Incarnate]

Officer: Hi, I'm here to talk to you about your expired warranty...

some time later

Me: Yeah, that's all fine and dandy. I'll get that done. Meanwhile, want a snack?

 

[Fancy1]

I’m only hungry for one thing…

justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

FLASHING LIGHT WARNING