The rave song is Zombie Nation by somebody or other, I think.
I liked the cosmic energy thing like was mentioned (I think it means they WERE familiar with internet culture...I hope...) and other random stuff. I think some of the stuff sounds vaguely disturbing. Like the farmer and his daughter showing you how well they had "bonded", or the pokemon "massage parlor", where the woman protests she isn't doing anything shady (but she massages POKEMON, not people, sooooo >.>). Or the woman who says you have to be close to your Pokemon. No, she means REALLY close. >.>
And yes, after I've hatched some 50 eggs, HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GOT THERE. ARE YOU BLIND? xD