let's have a limerick thread

[ToroZuzu]

I'll start:

There once was a trainer named John
Who used a Master Ball on a Leafeon
Its IVs were bad
But John wasn't mad
His salads were fresh from then on

 

[CaffeineBoost]

there once was a man from dundee,
whose limmericks had lines only three,
i don't know why

 

[Stellar]

"Unfortunate" doesn't quite fit,
In a series where his luck takes a hit.
Though his skill was on show,
The losses did grow,
So he’s done with this game and its shit.

 

[BestDatrix]

There once was a guy named Ullar
Who probably went to a jeweler
He called Cubone gay
That didn't go his way
Now his wife hits him with rulers

 

[CaffeineBoost]

there once was a man from peru,
whose limmericks had lines only two,

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

there once was a man from cancun

 

[mf]

some posters i see in this forum
are lacking in posting decorum
i wish they'd log off
or just leave smogoff
alas, i can only ignore em

 

[CaffeineBoost]

there once was a man from verdun,

 

[mf]

there once was a woman who posted that joke 2 posts ago

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

would anyone like to hear my limerick about emperor nero

 

[mf]

although maybe does not know how to pronounce cancun

 

[CaffeineBoost]

There once was a man from Cancun,
Whose limmericks ended on line one.
This one's not about him,
Because they don't quite rhyme,
And I could've finished this joke on my own.

 

[az]

such a nuanced and subtle medium :smiling_with_3_rhyming_lines:

 

[Al Roker]

there once was a guy who stole jokes