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I'm pretty sure you were also supposed to order, as we did when we sent out Clown and Flap last page. If you were supposed to, then I would like to reserve the right to change my actions.
Really sorry, no time for flavor today. Christmas and all. Also, I will be away on a vacation for a few days, so sorry if I don't post! Lou, please look over this, and I'm really sorry this battle is taking so long.
Scorpio used Acupressure! (1-5 for each stat in order; 5=Speed Boost; Speed is now 80) (6 EN)
Clowncrete used Payback! (10+0(<725=crit, 8500=no)+3)=13 damage (7 EN)
Scorpio used Aerial Ace! (6+3(<725=crit, 439=yes))*1.5=14 damage (4 EN)
Clowncrete used Bulk Up! (Attack and Defense +1) (7 EN)
Scorpio used Aerial Ace! (6+0(<725=crit, 5700=no)-1.75)*1.5=6 damage (8 EN)
Clowncrete used Hammer Arm! ((10+3+3(<725=crit, 268=yes))*.44)+1.75=9 damage (6 EN)
Skorupi got hit by a car! (1-50 = 5 dmg, 51-80 = 7 dmg, 81-100 = 10 dmg; 66=7 dmg)
It's a shame that there aren't any rocks around here. Otherwise our Skorupi friend here wouldn't be a threat. Stay on the defensive Clowncrete, and continue to send Skorupi flying with your powerful punches.
Double Team (2 clones) ~ Drain Punch ~ Focus Punch
I'm really sorry you guys. Between Pokechess and real-life things, you're going to have to find a subref. I would request that Lou get half the UC that I will get, to atone for this.
Round 6: Insert Wit Here I'm Really Tired And Have Homework To Do Why Am I Doing This
Scorpio makes a menacing Leer at Clowncrete, scaring the buff fighter (because bugs are gross) and lowering his defense. The powerful blow knocks Clowncrete off his lofty perch on a car. Clowncrete is now diamonds split into three with a Double Team! There's no possible way he can be hurt now!
I take it back. You can't evasionhax what will never miss! Scorpio strikes hard with a deadly Aerial Ace + Aerial Ace, but not before Clowncrete sucks some scorpion brains out of his face with a Drain Punch.
Scorpio takes a breather, but big mistake: Clowncrete is a-chargin his Focus Punch and it doesn't look pretty. WHAM.
Two more WHAMs are the beautiful symphony of living things being crushed under speeding vehicles.
Scorpio continues with his plan, making another scary Leer at Clowncrete, but his opponent counters by buffing himself up with a Bulk Up, raising his attack as well.
Another Aerial Ace from the bug, but this only enrages Clowncrete, slamming the poor thing with a powerful Payback of vengeance.
Not buff enough, Clowncrete shudders in fear as yet another Leerlowers his defense for real this time. He still summons up the courage to crush Scorpio beneath a Hammer Arm.
Round 9: Actually This Round Is Pretty Boring There’s Nothing To Talk About Right Here
Petals doesn’t actually have any petals yet, but she fires Leech Seeds at Clowncrete instead, and they seem to do the trick. Clowncrete Bulk Ups again…
But a trés kawaii Growl cuts half of the boost. Clowncrete’s Drain Punch strikes without the added power, but it’s still quite a damaging blow, knocking the Chikorita off her comfortable perch and into the perils of the street.
Petals finally goes on the offensive, firing off an Energy Ball and eating a Hammer Arm in return. Clowncrete gives as good as he got, but his toils from earlier are beginning to exhaust him!