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Little Cup Eviolite-less Tournament - Finals [Won by idiotfrommars]

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Nails likes to win even more than he enjoys succulent man meat in his love hole. Seeing as he makes Elton John look straight, you can be sure as hell he'll do his best to win this game.
Let's go NAILS. Nail your way to victory, one blowjob at a time.
 
Nails fucking sucks and I assraped him in the first match, but then the second match he crit every single move.

The log looked like this:

Turn 2
IFM outpredicts nails
Nails crits like a (BAN ME PLEASE) bitch
IFM's mon faints

So we will play last match at a later date, once I have time to drive to Nails house and beat the shit out of him for that hax.
 
ifm lucked me in game 1 and i absolutely crushed him in game 2 (only used 4 pokemon it wasn't a fair fight tbh. he's just not that good) and so he's johning until he can come up with a counterteam
(18:47) IFM: lets play last match later
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what a john
 
LOL NAILS YOUR THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD DON'T FUCKIN SAY SHIT TO IFM.

All you ever fuckin do is hax, you don't deserve shit bro, wtf is your problem. You always talk down to nigs and your not even a good battler, you'll never win a tournament or succeed, learn to play the game bro, next time I play your ass, you'll be on team central cause your not getting anywhere near team east next year. Jokes on you.
 
This Nails kid thinks he is good, but doesn't get that he is a fucking scrub.

Remember this?

Or how about this?

Thats right you fucking suck.

And its about to be this:

Nails said:
I fucking suck. I critical hit him every turn and he missed every single move, but I still lost 7-0. I think I'll just kill myself now.
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nails to use eviolite on all his mons anyway since he can't win without cheating.

DW GUYS IT'S JUST AN EXPERT BELT!
 
My God IFM I knew you were a pussy but this is fucking ridiculous dude. You must really fucking suck if you lose to Nails and then have to john out of game 3.

This is what I mean when I say Michigan-ers are (BAN ME PLEASE).

That is all.
 
omg LMAO u guys r soooo funny lmao good job im loling so hard rotflol!

lmao small penis fucking a mommy LOL LMFAO rofl@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
 
is every tourney thread going to become like this... i blame iconic for coining johns but seriously what the fuck...maybe i just dont get it
 
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