Maxim: Hot 100

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While you nerds are worrying about AP exams we have more important things to discuss, Maxim's Hot 100 for 2013.

http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

Top 10:
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Miley Cyrus got #1 wtf, but it's nice to see my baby girls Selena and Jennifer Lawrence place so high. :)
 
How in the shit could anyone find Miley Cyrus remotely attractive... especially now with her hair in a buzzcut.

Jennifer Lawrence <3
 
i find it funny when people diss on girls that are clearly attractive. Now i havent been keeping up with Miley Cyrus and as far as reputations go she is not even on my radar so maybe that is why i dont bother with her, but strip away all that and make it purely a game of beauty and We have a very attractive girl in Miley cyrus.

also lol whenever people diss celeb girls or models i just cant help but smile a little. i mean, if you were to meet the girl you diss on the street and you did not know much about her i bet you would give A LOT to end up with her. If miley even gave the slightest indication of interest, many guys that diss on her would jump on that so fast and continuously thank the heavens to have been able to land a girl like that during each moment that passes by whiles they are with her.

Here's a bigger picture of miley's photo from maxim
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Now i know its a picture meant to look good and it has most likely had work done to it (as has all the other girls pictures as well), but i want you to compare her (go on the internet and look for more natural pictures of her if you wish) with girls you see on a regular basis, whether it be at school or work or even your friends girlfriend. Compare her with all of them and then come back and tell me Miley is not one very attractive girl that, again, many of the people that diss her on her looks would jump on her faster than <insert something clever here>. the same goes for other attractive celebs and models guys seem to diss and rate ridiculously. maybe attractiveness/beauty just isn't what it used to be, or a lot of people are delusional

Edit: Just for the record there are many other girls on that list that i would rate above Miley, and, in my eyes at least, deserve the #1 spot more, but yeah I wouldnt also knock her looks down like some other people (Sorry LN it sucks that you are the only example so far haha)
 
that's like saying that jamarcus russell is an amazing professional football player because he's better than everyone on your high school team
 
Stana Katic at #60 is a disservice to mankind.

edit: oh, and the top 3 is to be expected since it's a fan vote. None of those three deserve top 10 really... sorry faint
 
Nina I'd side with you 99 times out of a 100 on this, really. But she is fairly unattractive, and has a very unattractive personality. It is seriously some fresh hell to see her pop out of obscurity into the #1!!! spot all of a sudden, you might as well put Amanda Bynes in #2 while we're at it.

How does she compare to girls I see on a regular basis, or have been with? Well, I've been with worse, but I've been with a lot better. And if I knew in advance that a potential romantic interest was a talentless, spoiled, adult-child, then I'd give it a pass and not "thank heavens for every minute of it".
 
Most celebrities look like "average women" when they lack makeup / awesome photoshopping touchup artists. So, yes, I am perfectly fine with my ability to say that I know at least 10 girls in my every day life who I would fuck based purely on physical attractiveness before I would fuck Miley Cyrus on physical attractiveness.
 
The problem I have with a lot of models, take that Miley Cyrus pic (in large form courtesy of Ninahaza), is that most women pose to try and look sexy. This means that they end up pulling a face that is more of a skulk or a grimace rather than an actually sexually attractive pose. Sexy works in a far more motive form such as film or, dare I say it, Real Life! In pictures like these where they're posing in a "sedcutive" stance, I find that the "sexy face" ruins the whole image.


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is much prettier than say

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(using a personal favourite of mine, Anna Kendrick)
Don't get me wrong though, I'm with Ninahaza on the fact that, any one who says that these girls are disgusting and don't deserve to be on the list need to shave off their neckbeards and experience organic sunlight for the first time in a few years.

Miley Cyrus is hot, and a list of who's hottest is completely subjective. Whinging about it is a little lame lets be honest.

That said, Anna Kendrick should be number 1, followed by J.Love Hewitt
 
Most celebrities look like "average women" when they lack makeup / awesome photoshopping touchup artists. So, yes, I am perfectly fine with my ability to say that I know at least 10 girls in my every day life who I would fuck based purely on physical attractiveness before I would fuck Miley Cyrus on physical attractiveness.
Now i know its a picture meant to look good and it has most likely had work done to it (as has all the other girls pictures as well),
alright well that was easy, now lets move on to the rest of your post.

so 10 girls huh? wow, that's pretty awesome man. I mean, thats a number that even i would think twice about pulling up and i live in seattle, a place much better for coming up with a big number than where you live, LN. But lets forget all that, let me just ask you this

10 girls huh? and how many girls do you come in contact with in everyday life? hell lets strip away everyday life and just say girls that catch your attention. do you know how many people on average we cross paths with in "everyday life"? i'm sure Miley is one ugly motherfucker holy shit 10 girls out of the God knows how many other girls we come in contact with everyday. Miley shouldnt even be allowed to leave her house with those odds based purely on physical attractiveness.

How does she compare to girls I see on a regular basis, or have been with? Well, I've been with worse, but I've been with a lot better. And if I knew in advance that a potential romantic interest was a talentless, spoiled, adult-child, then I'd give it a pass and not "thank heavens for every minute of it".
I agree with you on that, which is why i said
if you were to meet the girl you diss on the street and you did not know much about her i bet you would give A LOT to end up with her. If miley even gave the slightest indication of interest, many guys that diss on her would jump on that so fast and continuously thank the heavens to have been able to land a girl like that during each moment that passes by whiles they are with her.
But yeah, i totally agree with you on that though, haha

that's like saying that jamarcus russell is an amazing professional football player because he's better than everyone on your high school team

Jabba that example doesn't really sit well with me, though i completely see where you are coming from, yes. Just that comparing a rank of skill in a sport vs beauty, idk. I will say this though, i know a couple of girls, one not very much actually, that i would rank higher than both Miley and a lot of other girls in that magazine. So by your example, no, there would be a couple of guys on my high school football team that would make Mr. Russell look like shit. But then with sports we have to dive into things like different levels as we are comparing 2 different leagues. are my friends in the NFL? are we going back to Jamarcus's high school days and comparing his football record then?

and lastly, Jabba, i added this to my previous post and i hope it helps a little
"Just for the record there are many other girls on that list that i would rate above Miley, and, in my eyes at least, deserve the #1 spot more, but yeah I wouldnt also knock her looks down like some other people".

Look guys the point i was trying to make was a simply one, AND HOLYSHIT THANK GOD SOMEONE GOT IT AND MADE A POST SO I DONT HAVE TO TYPE OUT A LONG PARAGRAPH
Don't get me wrong though, I'm with Ninahaza on the fact that, any one who says that these girls are disgusting and don't deserve to be on the list need to shave off their neckbeards and experience organic sunlight for the first time in a few years.

Miley Cyrus is hot, and a list of who's hottest is completely subjective. Whinging about it is a little lame lets be honest.
I honestly will NEVER stop laughing or at least getting a good smile when i see instances like the first two posts in this thread. faint's followed by LN's that is. it is very rare that a celeb or model dissed on her looks or ranked dismally low actually translates into reality, whatever the guy doing the dissing and ranking says that is
 
Ok yeah Miley Cyrus should definitely not be number one. I definitely see at least a few people who are more attractive than her normally (especially since she cut her hair so short). In the words of my sister "Hot? More like hot mess". Not sure how true this is but if it's fan based I wouldn't be surprised if the placement of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez was influenced a good bit by them being in that Spring Breaker movie, especially since every ad I saw involved them in a bikini or something, and since most of what they've been doing before that was Disney Channel stuff, so I was surprised that they had a fanbase that was able to vote them so high, especially on a Maxim poll (not saying they're not attractive, but I just don't picture their fans being the type to go and vote on something like this).
 
Seriously? The shitty "Haw, you wouldn't say such a thing if they approached you in real life because you're lower on the beautiful totem pole!" routine?

Get some new material Ninahaza. Shaved heads are fucking gross and ugly to me. I love the fuck out of some J. Love Hewitt, but if she shaved her fucking head and such I would call her ugly as shit too.
 
What Outlaw said. Also, I think a pure form of how to rate a girl's looks is pretty simple

"would I masturbate to this person"

and no... I have not, and would not ever masturbate to a picture of miley cyrus... not even a little bit. Not when given the option of hundreds upon hundreds of other girls.
 
I dont know why people say Jennifer Lawrence got a ugly face.... Personality aside I think she is a very attractive woman (she look way better as katniss tho)... I just can't find the attractiveness in riahnna... Maybe because she got beat up by chris brown and went back? dont like her. And hannah montana?.... wow I think she is OK but certainly not #1. She has that girl next door you would fuck but not marry look.
 
10,8,6,5,2.. Yes.

The rest is a laughable hell no. (Top 10)

Why bother looking at the rest of the top 100, if the top 10 is any indication...they're running out of females.
 
^ you missed mila kunis at 4

either that or you're gay

hannah montana at #1 is really fucking funny tbh
 
Holy fucking hell Maxim is shit

this list is compiled from votes by the people, so yeah the demographic of maxim is different now than it used to be. hence why selena gomez is #2 and such. but that doesn't mean maxim is shit.
 
What's wrong with Miley Cyrus? She's probably not #1, but it's not a stretch top put her in the top 10. Now Rihanna and Ashley Tisdale on the other hand don't belong anywhere near the top 10.
 
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