Valzy you know damn well Imposter Blissey would assfuck literally everything
Cloud Nine would have a weird-ass niche, but "Cloud Nine" is an old phrase used to describe feelings of bliss. So. It fits. Sort of.
With Scald, Mega Vaporeon could be more of a mixed wall. It's inevitable that we have a few Megas with similar stat distributions and abilities, there's hundreds of them.
I already had an instant wonder room ability on mine. But, I don't really care which one you use.
Nice smeargle HP brahStantler
Stantler
Typing: Normal -----> Normal/Psychic
Abilities: Intimidate / Frisk -----> Mirage (creates a Substitute upon switch-in or Mega Evolution)
BST: 73/95/62/85/65/85 -----> 73/110/72/110/80/115
New Moves: Mean Look
The ability looks scary, I know. But the stats aren't exactly the best, especially for a Mega. It fits together, don't worry. Let me explain.
Firstly, Stantler gains the Psychic-typing to play up the mystical aspects of its horns; Stantler already can create mirages to defend itself by subtly altering currents in the air; those who watch the anime may remember an episode in which a young Stantler created a mirage of a herd of stampeding Stantler as a decoy while it hid. When Stantler Mega-Evolves, these illusion powers naturally become stronger, gaining it the Psychic-typing as well; it gains 2 common weaknesses for 1 common immunity. Not exactly a fair trade, but the new ability helps balance it out.
To fit with the mirage theme, Stantler defends itself with a "decoy"--a substitute--upon switch-in and Mega Evolution, just as it would in the wild. This serves quite a few purposes. Firstly, it guarantees that it will be able to switch in without being harmed on nearly any non-sound based move; not even Dark- and Bug-type moves can't hurt it on the turn it switches in, save for Bug Buzz. The second purpose is the one it appreciates the most. Looking at its stats, Mega Stantler is rather subpar for a Mega; decently fast, but with poor bulk and average mixed offenses for a Mega. This is where the Substitute comes in. If Stantler can get in without breaking its substitute, it can then set up and attempt for a sweep. Work Up is the move of choice for a mixed attacking set, while Calm Mind may further increase bulk should Stantler choose to focus on its special side. Thanks to its free substitute, Stantler may find more opportunities to do this than one would initially think; naturally, Ghost-type moves are a free switch-in for Stantler, as are turns when the opponent switches. Stantler, however, has an additional opportunity that comes up often in competitive matches, one that many Pokemon cannot easily switch into: status moves. A free Substitute gives Stantler ample opportunity to set up, as any of these three conditions will allow it to switch in, get in at least 1 turn of boosting, and then proceed to attack. Even if the opponent knows what the user is planning to do (let's face it, Stantler on an OU team isn't exactly a confusing signal), it can still do its job. While the opponent may shy away from status- or Ghost-type moves while Stantler is still around, switching is still an integral, near-unavoidable part of the game, and sooner of later Stantler will find its opening. It's not impossible to take down; average bulk and weak initial power ensure that. However, when played right, Mega-Stantler can indeed be a rather powerful threat.
Smeargle
Smeargle
Typing: Normal -----> Normal
Abilities: Own Tempo / Technician -----> Fur Coat
BST: 55/20/35/20/45/75 -----> 20/20/70/40/80/105
New Moves: Aeroblast, Diamond Storm, V-Create
Yes, the move additions are jokes, don't worry about it.
The biggest problem a Mega Smeargle is going to face is the lack of a Focus Sash; it doesn't matter how you spin it, no one uses Smeargle for either its offensive or defensive capabilities; the only reason people use Smeargle is for support. The problem is, however, is the fact that support is a role that a non-Mega can easily play. Need Spikes? Toxic? Heal Bell? There are few things that can justify using a Mega for pure support unless it also has some sort of offensive or defensive power to back it up; otherwise, why not just use a regular Pokemon that can learn the same moves? Fur Coat gives Smeargle something definite to set it apart from its standard form--the ability to survive a hit and actually do something after taking damage. Unlike standard Smeargle, who generally has 2 turns to do its job, Mega Smeargle can potentially have a few more, thanks to its 140 Defense after Fur Coat. It can actually afford to switch into a predicted attack, unlike regular Smeargle, who is almost exclusively a lead. This in turn means more opportunities to do its job. Additionally, boosted Speed helps it escape some Taunts and stop or hinder foes before they attack. The Speed isn't amazing, and the Special Defense is rather poor, though, so Smeargle's primary job is still support; it just does it in a way that definitely sets it apart from regular Smeargle.
Ya know, what if we were to, say, submit our ideas anonymously instead? I wonder how that would effect things.
Mega Entei
Typing: Fire ------> Fire
Abilities: Flash Fire/Pressure ------> Magic Guard
Stats: 115/115/85/90/75/100 ------> 115/150/100/105/90/120
New Moves: Head Smash, Sword's Dance, Wild Charge
Concept: Entei gives up the luxury of Sacred Fire's burn for the power to enjoy no form of side damage! Abuse all the Recoil moves without recoil and laugh at sand setters! Mega Entei is a brute meant to bash his volcanic head at everything. This, of course, means you won't burn every target that switches in. What a shame!
Mega Stantler
Normal ------> Normal / Ghost
Intimidate / Frisk / Sap Sipper -----> Spook (Lowers SpAtk 1 stage when switched in)
73/95/62/85/65/85 -----> 73/105/85/105/90/107
New Moves -----> Shadow Sneak, Sword Dance, Horn Leech
Concept: Making Stantler OU viable isn't easy, but a ghost/normal type will always be better than NU, and Stantler's a good fit, being based on, as Bulbapedia calls it, shishiodoshi or "deer scare", a Japanese device traditionally used to scare deer and birds away from gardens.
Yes, scare, and that is what grows, the scary part, the orbs in its horns become soul sucking orbs of shadow. Even in French, it's name roughly translates to Fright deer. It's spooky, and we could use a counterpart to intimidate right about now.
Stantler's mixed movepool is very strong, and backing its Spook with Calm Mind gives him more special defense than one might be inclined to believe there really is.
Mega Blissey
Normal -----> Normal/Poison
Natural Cure / Serene Grace / Healer -----> Biproduct (This pokemon REAKS! It causes 1/8 of the target's life as damage per turn to non bug, poison or ghost types, who otherwise cannot smell the rotten eggs)
255/10/10/75/135/55 -----> 255/10/45/110/150/70
New Moves: Parting Shot, Toxic Spikes, Sludge Wave
Concept: Alas, poor Blissey...
You have gone rotten, and are now nothing but a stinky egg that should have been cracked long ago. Gone is your fight weakness, but now every Psyshocker will make you regret living in your rotten existence. Stalling like this is a rotten style, but... what else can ya do now.
