Movember

[DM]

Yes, it's yet another November Theme Thread. I forgot about NaNoWriMo, and every month can be a No Fap Month, but only November can be Movember!

It's pretty simple: stop shaving. Technically, the M in Movember stands for moustache, meaning you should look like Tom Selleck circa Magnum PI in four weeks... but this will be extended to all facial hair. I will be trimming and shaping it on my neck and upper cheeks because I still have a job and go to law school, so I can't grow a hobo beard quite yet, but I fully support anyone who does.

"BUT DM, WHAT IF I ALREADY HAVE A BEARD???"

Fuck you, shave it and start over you twat.

 

[macle]

shaved last night to get ready.

though i dont want to get a 80s porno mustache

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

I look ratty as hell if I stop shaving, so I'm not even tempted to participate in this. Can't ruin my sexiness with a trash stash!

though i dont want to get a 80s porno mustache

Going for the full-on 70's porno mustache?

 

[az]

did dm just say twat??

also: in but you already know that from facebook!!

my friends have charged me with styling myself thusly:

 

[zorbees]

I thought this would be a thread about moving.

 

[Stratos]

^same here

i look like a mexican when i don't shave, count me out

 

[SalTheThief]

I just heard about this. Am I supposed to shave to mark the beginning or do I keep what I have?

 

[reyscarface]

^same here

i look like a mexican when i don't shave, count me out

racist **** thats a blessing

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

racist **** thats a blessing

racist spic that's a blessing?

 

[az]

you shave now

 

[chocolate-kipp]

my favorite time of year, finally i don't have to shave my face

 

[Spork]

my facial hair is so sparse i've given each one a name and backstory.

 

[Steamroll]

Let's see how long I can go before before my facial hair gets too thick to actually shave it. I already have a three week head start and I'm probably gonna give in and shave about a week from now.

 

[SalTheThief]

I usually shave once every three days. I wonder how long I can last.

 

[mingot]

No can do, amigo. My face gets nasty itchy and bumpy once my beard gets long enough. I wish I could do it, though. Well, I did do it this summer, but I was in the water all day for the third week it was coming in and that seemed to soften it. A few days after vacation it was itchy as ever.

 

[Snkz]

rename the thread to excuse thread. Ill totally do it since I am blessed with the gift of no facial hair

 

[tennisace]

where is darkie he challenged me last year but we never actually compared

ps: so many johns

 

[darkie]

shaved 7 hours ago LETS GO

 

[KnightoftheWind]

Hmmm, a good amount of facial hair might conflict with my natural cuteness...

Ah well, I'm still gonna try this, BRING IT ON.

 

[Fishy]

okay i'm not gonna shave my legs for a month

I'LL BE SO WARM

 

[darkie]

okay i'm not gonna shave my legs for a month

I'LL BE SO WARM

leg moustache? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Pocket]

can I shave non-moustache hair on my bod

 

[alamaster]

no thanks, I'd look absolutely retarded with facial hair

 

[Lord Jesseus]

I have a school formal on the 21st or something...
But I'll try until then.

 

[Alan]

Way ahead of you.