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10 years... remove this part Today, it's exactly 10 years since Ash gave up on his dream about becoming a Pokémon Master no it's not. And use ,and he clearly remember remember is present tense his reason for doing that: he was 26 by that time. No he wasn't He had travelled the world is traveled through 148 regions false by then, seen over 15.000 he has seen more than 15 Pokemon different kinds of Pokémon, defeated 115 gym leaders these are in multiples of 8?, and, to turn these achievements around... he had actually managed to achieve absolutely li-te-ral-ly li-te-ral-ly isn't a word NOTHING unnecessary capitalization!

Even Pikachu, his best Pokémon and best friend, died when it turned 5 years old five-years-old, and no, it is still alive. It was a very young age, even for a mammal Pokémon, All Pokemon lay eggs and are not mammals which usually lives much shorter lives than humans; their average lifespan is 8 eight years! Well, at least Pikachu had a good life... But now, despite having lived a good life, the very reason for it having lived a good life is turned into absolutely li-te-ral-ly NOTHING should say literally nothing, even though this is far from false!

It's wrong use of it's reason for having lived a good life was that it fought to make Ash's dream come true; why a semi-colon and it didn't! The very purpose of Pikachu's life is gone, because when Pikachu died, so did Ash's will to fight, and his big dream; the dream of becoming a Pokémon Master. To be the very best that no one ever was... But what a wild power demonstration of bad luck against our weak human minds that we may get influenced so extremely much by! It's insane... And sad. SO - very - fucking - SAD!!! (sad) (sad) (sad)...

This got too bad at the end for even me to troll it ;_;
But that is how you properly troll a really bad OP
 
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