My life is

Stratos

Banned deucer.
im totally a dude yeah mlis

i kind of lost my mind mlird

i'm disturbingly nice mlib

i'm always drunk mli(j/jtg)

mario fuck yeah mlit

i just sort of spewed a lot of shit in the hopes that some of it was funny mlir
 

Birkal

We have the technology.
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i bought a family sized bucket of lube to prepare for launch of the new smog mlifc

edit:

i want to do an article comapring how white and black people play pokemon
b/w on b/w
mlifc
 

Woodchuck

actual cannibal
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everyone has a nice day mlih

my mama so ugly fluorine wouldn't bond with her mlia

i tell jokes that are better than that ^ mlia
 

sandshrewz

POTATO
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9.9 mlio

i do gp i do art mlis (NOT ME LOL)

is a butt mlii

Is not Tobes on IRC mlit

n_n mlit

v_v mlia or mlis ???

erm also HI OGLEMI!!!
 

WaterBomb

Two kids no brane
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hey guys how do I get buff quick and why hasn't DM added my picture yet??? mlixxxpmxxx

I can't decide whether to grow an afro on my chin or on my face. mlic
 
I think there are a lot of truly appealing qualities to this thread that really bring the community together. It's always fun to take a joking prod at one another, especially when it's all in good taste. Sure, some of these jabs have hit a bit harder than others, but I think, on the whole, it's all been good ol' jolly fun! I love seeing the community sit back and have a little laugh with each other. It really makes the whole Smogon experience worthwhile, and I wanna thank you all for this chance to open up.

Also, it's really great to see how other people view you. I mean, it gives you this wider perspective of just how you come off to the rest of the community. If something seems like a bit of a slap to the face, maybe you should sit back and wonder: why would they have this view of me? For the most part, I'm sure you'll just see a little blurb and chuckle to yourself. It's fantastic to get that kind of feedback, and it's even better when it's given with a laugh! This is a great opportunity to get some insight on just how you come off to other people on these forums, which is just spectacular in my eyes. Bravo!

Even better, it's incredible just how well we've all come to know one another. It's hard to imagine that people can really connect so easily over a Pokemon forum, but the way we can all so easily reflect upon one another truly shows how deep this community is. I'm not gonna lie, I think it's truly astounding how clearly one's personality can shine through via something as simple as a forum post. It's fantastic knowing we can all sit back and bond so easily with one another, and it's really refreshing to see that we really do know each other afterall!

tl;dr: mlib
 

Birkal

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so i was boozing the other night
(what else would you expect i mean really)

as always seems to be the case, i ran out almost immediately
feeling defeated, i hit the hay v.v
ever the optimist, my flatmate comes barging in to inform me that we're all out of booze
she's always been observant like that
she flicks on my light switch and tells me to fix the problem
and thus begins another infamous quest for booze

i walk outside and realize it's trash night again
which reminds me that i never took out my trash
which only furthers my drive to get boozed

i'm walking down the street then when some chick comes aorund the corner
she's all like "i bet i could suck you dick. i bet i could suck your dick."
i pretty much peed myself and ran
almost got hit by a car
am i on xanax??

i make it to the seven eleven
and they're closed again
it's only like 6:52
i made a concentrated effort to get there before 6:58
when i previously learned they close early for 7:00
it's like people go out of their way to prevent me from boozing
i light up a cig
smoke em if you got em

i make my way to downtown philly
stupid automatic doors
find my way to the vodka aisle
no sale this time but they're well stocked
i take like five
same cashier as last time checks me out but doesnt card me this time
gets me thinking if i've changed that much in a few months

they're all out of mac and cheese though
i guess i havent changed that much

i had put on some dapper close earlier that night
looked pretty dapper ^.^
but i'm walking back, bottles clanking together
when the girl from earlier seems me
yeah window jumping girl
and she still doesn't recognize me haha
she starts coming on to me again
my dick tells me tap that but my run away function says run away
i tell her i'm going to see my grandma
and start walking down some random person's driveway to play it off like it's her house
hot girl seems sad but she waves goodbye and leaves
when she's out of sit i book it
i think there was a family in that house watchin me

i get back to my flat and start boozing again
it feels like home gushing through my veins
i have nothing better to do
now that i am fully schnozzed
so i go on a pokemon forum and make a lame post about birkal

^.^ mlij
 

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