My Smogon account is one year away from being able to make an account on Smogon.com

[Theorymon]

Holy shit, as of today, I’ve been on here for 12 years! I mean fuck there are users that have been on here way longer than me, but those 12 years sorta flew by...

Also, we got a new Pokemon Snap trailer today, yesterday I found out I don’t have cancer, and a new trailer for Bowser’s Fury was released. So yeah, pretty good birthday week for my Smogon account!

I pose you this question: If your Smogon account was a person, what could it do at its current age?

 

[DiscoDucky]

I pose you this question: If your Smogon account was a person, what could it do at its current age?

Attend 4th grade.

 

[Ununhexium]

probably basic arithmetic

 

[doipy hooves]

Make an account on roblox.com

 

[phoopes]

read this book

 

[LordThemberchaud]

 

[cookie]

my account can have sex with your account and mine can get arrested

 

[Plague von Karma]

My account can go to primary school and shit itself in the middle of the classroom

 

[E-create]

wait a minute that's me in the screen shot

 

[Bog Monster]

opinion on the casual 'embiggen' drop in the bowser's fury trailer?

 

[spoo]

calculus and electric guitar (really well, i might add). he’s 6 btw

 

[Ryota Mitarai]

not even four years, so.... I guess it can walk?

 

[Martin]

My account could’ve received its first communion a little over a year ago

 

[zorbees]

my account can brag to theorymon's account about how being born in 2008 is so much cooler than being born in 2009 despite the fact that theyre only 2 weeks apart

 

[faint]

voice crack

have a girlfriend

 

[Darkinium]

Wake up my parents in the middle of the night because I'm crying over pooping my pants.

 

[Rugi]

my account can have sex with your account and mine can get arrested

Can you baptise my account first

 

[BP]

Wake up my parents in the middle of the night because I'm crying over pooping my pants.

mom, I frew up.

 

[greenandgrey77]

Eat and sleep

 

[Kiwi]

Mother, I no longer need your support as I am a big boy who can hold up my chest and head in tummy time. Ok now give me my baby brown rice cereal topped with avocado purée, and a side of forumula.

 

[biggie]

Mine would be 1 year into its first Pokémon adventure.

 

[Aether]

My account could eat, sleep, cry, and poop my pants.

 

[Ryota Mitarai]

My account could eat, sleep, cry, and poop my pants.

Why does your account want to poop your pants

 

[かたわれ時]

Why does your account want to phoopes your pants

 

[boo836]

Mine is really nervous for his bar mitzvah