Ninjas are NOT cool. Pirates are way cooler.

[GatoDelFuego]

I'm laying down the law here. There's just no debate any more.

Ninjas:
-Are part of weird "clans" and have fanatical loyalty to one another.

-Are constantly running around in weird poses

-Are popular only among children

-Have weird theme songs like "you are my friend" (?)
-Have uncool fan bands like "ninja sex party"

-The coolest guy they have is madara uchiha, and he ISN'T EVEN THAT COOL!
(Sorry xzern but this is the TRUTH)

Meanwhile, pirates...
-Are part of an international BROTHERHOOD, and would NEVER let each other down

-Are always running around with gusto, looking extremely cool

-Know the value fostering a healthy mindset to inspire society's youth, making them popular among all ages

-Have awesome theme songs about how you can always be my friend (epic and based!)
-Have scurvypilled fan bands like Alestrom
-Will steal the show, Jolly Rogers GO!

-The coolest guy we have is robbie rotten, who is VERY cool

 

[Ununhexium]

One Piece > Naruto

 

[Low-Key]

pirates pirate games which is funy!!

 

[xzern]

you are gonna come crawling back to me after chapter 4324520 when luffy gets scurvy. can he even use chibaku tensei? no? thats lame as shit- oh wait, i cant say shit, cause one piece is a show for BABIES! what abilities does he have exactly? pirate fans are always talking about luffy gear 4 and gomu gomu no pistol. why dont you gomu gomu no get some bitches

 

[CaffeineBoost]

you're just salty you got pranked by the prank patrol

 

[phoopes]

Wasn’t this an episode of deadliest warrior

 

[Lemonade]

this is not true, as long as a series has one or more of ninjas, pirates, monkeys, or hobos, it is of high quality

 

[GatoDelFuego]

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

The virgin ninja vs the chad pirate