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No-Playerlist Mafia - Game Over: Assassins and Unclesam win

Sigh

I have claims from only ~10 of you, so I'm not really sure how many lies I can catch people in if you all keep doubting me...thank you to those who have trusted me thus far and a "fuck you" to all the dumbasses out there stonewalling the village from making any progress.

Edit: Alright I'll send out targets later tonight sometime, still trying to talk to people and so forth.

Also, even if you don't want to claim to me, IF YOU ARE IN THIS GAME, CONTACT ME AND TELL ME SO!
 
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A WARNING TO ALL WHO STALK THE NIGHT BATMAN IS HERE!

I'M CUMING FOR YOU JOKER!

Also Dae every time you say Batman it need Christian Bale whisper voice thank you very much.
 
Also, even if you don't want to claim to me, IF YOU ARE IN THIS GAME, CONTACT ME AND TELL ME SO!

How about we wait till you even prove your role which is pretty much like the fortune teller from MM2, which was surprisingly MAFIA!

First you said people should claim after a successful lynch, and the Ditto one hardly counts. Then even before the day ended you wanted our claiims instantly. Then when the lynch ended you were asking people for their Role Names and now you are just fine with them playing or not?(Not to mention you help the mafia hide even more with the last two questions)

You just seem hungry for info, which doesn't exactly translate into being a villager(especially with the last two mafia hiding questions)
 
I apologize for being unavailable, I will send out night actions within the hour.

Edit: Sent out all night actions. If you claimed to me and did not receive one, please tell me so ASAP.
 
The test has now ended, as Dummy007 has gotten a 10/10!

First, let me discuss the purpose of this test. Much like the preliminaries, the primary thing I was testing was courage and effort, not knowledge. All of these questions could have been searched for on smogon or google, and if you tried hard enough you would have no problem getting a 10/10. However, there was a clever trick that could be be used after reading all the rules. Since the middle 5 scores, not bottom, are the ones that get eliminated, the first five people to deliberately answer every question wrong and get a 0 would be guaranteed to be safe. But the first five submissions, despite Ditto making the trick obvious, were not all 0's. This was because the highest scorer would get a special advantage for the next task, so thus everyone was racing to get a 10/10. Halfheartedness was not acceptable however, as nearly everyone was not putting in the effort to get the Sengoku Basara question correctly, until Agape, who went through the trouble of watching the episode and thus getting the first 10/10. After that was when the fun truly began, as the remaining users had to scramble to get 0's while at the same time, the earlier players who got 9's had a slight chance of being vulnerable and thus needed to court the remaining players to get a score that would ensure their own survival.

That's the purpose of the test in a nutshell. Now let us review the results:

1. Ditto: 0/10
2. billymills: 9/10
3. Coronis: 7/10
4. MK Ultra: 7/10
5. Midou: 0/10
6. Walrein: 0/10
7. UnlceSam: 9/10
8. jumpluff: 9/10
9. Agape: 10/10
10. Galladiator: 9/10
11. Gmax: 7/10
12. shade: 0/10
13. askaninjask: 0/10
14. Crux: 0/10
15. Dummy007: 10/10

Here is a plot of the distribution of scores:

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The mean was a 5.133, with a standard deviation of 4.287

Now, let me reveal the solutions to the test.

1. My username is Bass as in the Mega Man character.
2. -60, being sure you correctly follow the order of operations (PEMDAS).
3. GMAX ENJOYS SOFTWARE ABUSE (any combination of infiltrating the acme channel as moi or the ctra/c/v demand was given credit).
4. "Get up, Yee haw!" Due the nature of the episode, "The party has not ended yet" was also accepted. Surprisingly almost everyone got this one wrong. Watching episode 12 on any streaming website would have been enough to figure this out.
5. England and Italy. You could spend 5 minutes reading the rules of diplomacy and then look at a map to find the answer.
6. Zerg, Protoss, Terran. If you have never played Starcraft, this could be easily googled.
7. Medium Rare. While this answer could be found on smogon (there was a steak thread), this was sort of a trick question as I was also willing to tell anyone who asked me, and a few of you did.
8. The solar constant is roughly 1368 W/m^2, This is mean solar irradiance at the top of the Earth's atmosphere. Any value and definition that was reasonably close to this (insolation, amount of sunlight, power flux density, etc) was given credit as well.
9. Mega Man 3. Easy enough to figure out.
10. Hook Echo. If you understood the question, also simple.

And with that, it is time to determine who will participate in the next task, and who will be eliminated.

First, here are the final rankings, based on the rules I outlined earlier.

Agape: 10/10
Dummy007: 10/10
billymills: 9/10
UncleSam: 9/10
jumpluff: 9/10
Galladiator: 9/10
Coronis: 7/10
MK Ultra: 7/10
Gmax: 7/10
Crux: 0/10
askaninjask: 0/10
shade: 0/10
Walrein: 0/10
Midou: 0/10
Ditto: 0/10

This means the casualties of the first task are Gmax, Coronis, Mk Ultra, Crux, and Galladiator. I am especially disappointed by Crux and Gmax's performances here, they failed due to their own laziness and regrettably will not make a splash in the tasks to follow. On the other hand, I wish to commend Agape once more for the effort he put in. He rightfully earned his 10/10 and thus an advantage in the coming task.

And with that, the first task comes to a close. I am still finalizing the details of your second task, so expect to see more information about it posted tonight!
 
my answers were best said:
1. Bass guitar
2. 69
3. For being an annoying ass twat (hyphen wherever you feel correct)
4. People die when they are killed. This is how it should be.
5. Germany and Italy
6. Human, Klingon, Namekian
7. Well done
8. It measures the amount of sunspots on the sun and is equivalent to 69
9. Dr. Wily's revenge
10. A green echo
 
I know now the TRUE intention of Bass' test. Do not participate in the next round if you know what is good for you. The consequences are likely to be dire.
 
Alright, as promised, here is my second task for you guys. 'You guys' being the players who successfully completed the first task of my competition, which are:

Agape
Dummy007
billymills
UncleSam
jumpluff
askaninjask
shade
Walrein
Midou
Ditto

First, let me congratulate you all for getting this far once again! However, this next task will be considerably more complex than the last one. I hope you are all ready.

Your second task will place you all on a scavenger hunt. But for what, exactly? Smogon threads! Since there are 10 of you remaining, it will be 10 threads from throughout the site, to be exact. But what threads? That is what you must figure out.

Below I have included a list of hints, 1 for each thread.

1. Transparent Description
2. Hard work.
3. Celebrates St. Patrick's Day
4. Dragonborn.
5. One man team.
6. Bastiodonphobia.
7. Pleasure with Inanimate Objects.
8. Piracy.
9. Dancing Whales.
10. Childhood Innocence.

All of these threads may or may not have something in common. That is up to you to figure out.

Here are the rules.

  • Submit your completed list with URLs to each thread via PM. Like with the previous task, only this type of submission counts. The URLs must be listed in the same order as the hints (see list above) that they correspond to.
  • You can only submit your list to me up to two times. If will tell you the number you get wrong. If your list is incorrect the second time, you will be eliminated.
  • This task will end when up to 6 players complete the scavenger hunt. The remaining players who were unable to submit a correct list before the deadline will thus be eliminated. On the other hand, a bonus for the next task will be awarded to the first player to complete the scavenger hunt successfully.
  • Each time someone successfully completes the scavenger hunt, I will post their name in this thread.
  • Although this is a scavenger hunt, there will be one additional twist. Each of you will be given one correct URL (but you won't be told the hint it corresponds to) to get started. The connection should be easy to figure out, though. No two players will be given the same URL, so the information you are getting is unique! Be sure to utilize this to your advantage.
  • For his stellar performance in the first task, I will award Agape the correct URL corresponding to one hint of his choice. Agape, feel free to PM anytime within the deadline to use this privilege.
  • Finally, just like in the previous task, collaborating amongst yourselves is encouraged.

Completed the hunt:
1) jumpluff
2) billymills
3) Midou
4) shade

The deadline is 72 hours. I will now PM each of you your URLs. Good luck!
 
Start of D2

No audio this time. Sorry!

After another night of high activity, everyone was getting antsy. People were getting increasingly testy with their self-proclaimed leader UncleSam, as he had little to show for his efforts. But he persisted, urging the Invisibles to trust him so he could lead this village to victory.

In other news, Layell, the Batman (still working on the Christian Bale whisper voice for next time), offered up a sex show for the Joker. Good luck with that. And Bass, who is NOT Agape (although still a fish), moved into the next round of his game, cutting a number of participants. Since he likes his steaks cooked properly, he was allowed to continue.

But in the middle of the night, all was clearly not well. Malicious forces were at work in the town, and they wanted bloodshed. As the sun rose, everyone flooded the streets to find those who had fallen during the night.

First was KingofKongs. He had been killed silently in the middle of the night. He was:
Role PM said:
Dear kingofkongs,
You are The Soldier.

You’re a soldier in the US Army. You’ve been given a decent camouflage outfit, which has allowed you to perfectly blend in, so long as there is, like, foliage around you. Fortunately this place is PACKED with foliage, so you’re practically invisible.

You have no night action.

You know that there are a few specific items in this game that others aren’t able to use. But it you manage to get all of them in your possession, you’ll be able to turn them into a very powerful piece of equipment. Careful, though, because you might not be the only one looking for them.

You are holding the Spy Satellite. <snip>

You are allied with the Invisibles. You win if the Invisibles outlast the Assassins, the Alchemist, and the Stalinist Coalition for a Better Tomorrow.

Then a scream was heard from the other side of the town, and everyone hurried to the source, only to be confronted with the body of Walrein, who had been slaughtered. Next to his body lay the dead bodies of hundreds of innocent, visible Ukranians. But instead of grief, there was some rejoicing, for Walrein had not been a member of the Invisibles at all.
Role PM said:
Dear Walrein,
You are James Bond.

The infamous 007, you are one of the best agents MI6 has to offer. When you’re not busy being a complete ladykiller, you’re probably on a mission to just be a regular killer. Your expertise is vast, whether it’s being a master of disguise or using complex gadgets.

At night you may PM askaninjask and Daenym “NX - Activating a gadget to copy my target’s ability.” That night, you must also be the one to kill for the Assassins. If you successfully kill your target, you will permanently gain his night action. This may only be done once. If your target is not a member of the Invisibles, this will have no effect. If your kill is blocked then you will be unable to use this ability again, but if you are prevented from acting the ability will not count as used.

You know that there are a few specific items in this game that others aren’t able to use. But it you manage to get all of them in your possession, you’ll be able to turn them into a very powerful piece of equipment. Careful, though, because you might not be the only one looking for them.

You are holding the _a__i__ P__t. <snip>

You are allied with the Assassins. You win if the Assassins outlast the Invisibles, the Alchemist, and the Stalinist Coalition for a Better Tomorrow.

With the first Assassin down, the village could feel some of the threat looming over them vanishing, but there was still a long way to go. There was little time to linger on thoughts of the dead. They quickly turned to the living, to decide who they would kill during the day, hoping it wouldn’t be another NIG.

(For clarification, he was NOT godkilled.)


It is now Day 2. Day 2 will end in ~48 hours, possibly a little less. So get lynching.

In other news, the items that kingofkongs and Walrein were holding, the Spy Satellite and the _a__i__ P__t, are now in LIMBO. Additionally, the Mind Reader has come from some other source.

Any items held by players when they die, as well as any items passed to NIGs, will end up in LIMBO. To pick up an item from LIMBO, you sacrifice your night action and target one item with “NX - Getting <item> from LIMBO.” In the event of two players targeting the same item, your priority will be the same as your regular night action.

The Items in LIMBO:

Mind Reader
Spy Satellite
_a__i__ P__t
 
lolwalrein

This is unsurprising:
askaninjask said:
After checking UncleSam, <SNIP>, and Agape you have determined that <SNIP> is a player in the game (PIG) and UncleSam and Agape are not in the game (NIGs).

Daenym said:
Dear Paperblade,
You are The Hikikomori.

A Japanese term for someone who has withdrawn from society. This extreme case often occurs because a young adult is faced with social and personal factors that feel insurmountable. Hikikomori have little to no contact with other people, with their periods of isolation sometimes being measured in years.

At night you may PM askaninjask and Daenym “NX - Looking up <user1>, <user2>, and <user3> online.” You will look up information on your targets online, being too shy to ever leave your house to meet them, and find out of they are playing or not.

You are allied with the Invisibles. You win if the Invisibles outlast the Assassins, the Alchemist, and the Stalinist Coalition for a Better Tomorrow.

I found 2 more PIGs Night 0 and a NIG. I am not going to out them in public because that would be stupid. Since it is Day 2 and no one has made a serious effort to lead, I am doing so right now. Everyone claimtome.

I can't exactly make an absurd demand like "If you don't claim you will be under immediate suspicion," however I am aware of 3 PIGs and if you don't claim to me I will suspect you. Since you don't know if you're my PIG or not, you should probably claim if you believe me.
 
While I do not think Paperblade is necessarily bad, I would like to present myself as a viable alternative to claim to. I am in touch with the inspector, who has cleaned me, and we would like to start gathering claims.

Dear jumpluff,
You are Waldo.

Where’s you? You would think that a man who wears a striped red and white had would be easy to spot in a crowd, but you are notoriously difficult to find despite your poor choice in hat. You’re functionally invisible, able to go anywhere you want without being found, so you joined the Invisibles on their quest to world domination.

At night you may PM askaninjask and Daenym “NX - Stand in a Crowd next to <user>”. You will shout at the first person to target <user>, “Hey, I’m over here!” That user will look for you all night and will be unable to perform any night actions. Unfortunately, there are two catches. Firstly, killers are far too determined to be distracted from their pursuits, and secondly, you can only do this to one person per night. If two users target <user>, then the one with higher priority will be stopped by you while the second user goes in scot-free.

You are allied with the Invisibles. You win if the Invisibles outlast the Assassins, the Alchemist, and the Stalinist Coalition for a Better Tomorrow.
We also have a few suspicious users in mind thanks to Paperblade, so I really urge you guys to claim to me. I think claiming to him would be okay but obviously the only way I can be sure is if you claim to me.

Please don't anybody else come out.
 
While I do not think Paperblade is necessarily bad, I would like to present myself as a viable alternative to claim to. I am in touch with the inspector, who has cleaned me, and we would like to start gathering claims.

We also have a few suspicious users in mind thanks to Paperblade, so I really urge you guys to claim to me. I think claiming to him would be okay but obviously the only way I can be sure is if you claim to me.

Please don't anybody else come out.
HEY LOOK! I FOUND WALDO!
 
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