[Nobel Peace Prize Nominated] NNN

[MAMP]

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i take the pledge

 

[Sijih]

as soon as I saw this thread I knew that there would be many many posts about alternative definitions of the word nut

but the only alternative definition people have riffed off of is the "a hard-shelled dry fruit or seed with a separable rind or shell and interior kernel" definition.

merriam webster has 10 other definitions for the word nut. let's get going people.

 

[Arhops]

will they get away with it?

 

[phoopes]

will they get away with it?

nut and bolt is what I did to your mom lmao

had to beat MAMP to the punch on this one

 

[Arhops]

And when did this occur exactly?

 

[Chadlad50]

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I accidentally watched an episode while I was taking the pledge :(

 

[MAMP]

i take the pledge

FUCK

 

[Arhops]

It was a great day today. We lost a few good ones but that comes with the territory

See everyone who made it again tomorrow

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

 

[Warren Buffet]

I am preparing for a Dick Measuring contest on Dec 1, so will be refraining from touching myself in order to boost testosterone levels.

 

[Bice]

nice nebelung november

 

[musiquepkmn]

 

[Voltage]

Day 2: had sex with my gf, but i didn't finish. all in a day's work!

 

[Bice]

Day 2: had sex with my gf, but i didn't finish. all in a day's work!

and this is different from any other month?

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

Who said nutting and having sex/secks were one and the same?

 

[Arhops]

good work again everyone, tomorrow will be another great day

 

[Gravity Monkey]

i can eat peanuts tho right its technically a legume

fun fact legume in french means vegetable so for half a second i thought you were affirming peanuts are veggies and i went "bro what the FUCK are you on about"

 

[Voltage]

Day 3: ate a peanut butter sandwich since peanuts aren't nuts.

 

[Heavyweapons Mann]

NNN will pay off once we reach December

 

[Arhops]

Another great one. great work everyone. it should be smoothe sailing from here

 

[Rugi]

if u get ur tubes tied where does the sperm go, do u just become full of dead sperm

 

[Arhops]

I know today isn't over yet but i'm going to call it early . It was a big day and a big win as usual

 

[antemortem]

where would this mötley crüe be during blue balls season without arhops’s”

 

[spell]

what does nnn mean

you are 14

 

[spoo]

the utter lack of any critical discourse in this thread around no nut november is astounding to me.

this weird “trend” (when did NNN even enter mainstream culture? who let that happen?) is first and foremost an attempt to regress back to white supremacy purity culture. genuinely unsure why anyone is so blindly accepting of this.

jerking off during november is, therefore, fundamentally an act of defiance and rebellion - a radical subversion of dominant culture norms. i will be masturbating this month, not for base sexual pleasure, but for those greater ideals of Freedom and Equity which i hold so close to my heart - and i invite you all to do the same. see you in december, guys.

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